#LimerickSunday

A talkative fellow who'll #jaw About politics, science, and law, Mostly has his facts wrong, But starts arguments, long . . . Which he "wins" via men made of straw. #VssDaily #Jaw #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Arguments

I went shopping for something to eat. With chicken and fish they’re replete. They have plenty of peas, And all manner of cheese, But they really should beef up their meat. #VssDaily #Meat #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Food

With long summer days on the wane And Fall equinox here again Tom joined turkeys trotting, Placed first apple-bobbing And ushered in long days of rain Turkey Tom's #LimerickSunday adventures by @jengelmattern.bsky.social, @booksbycindy.bsky.social, and me

Happy Sunday! A monkey, a cat, and a bear Took naps in the tub without care. Did they have pleasant dreams? Is it all what it seems, Or just why did the cat drag them there? #limerick #limericksunday

The next night Tom vowed to amend, his nighttime routine—buck the trend. He grabbed a Fall cookbook and gave it a long look. (OH, NO! TOM!) In two months you're meeting your end! #limerickSunday @jengelmattern.bsky.social

His eyeballs were swimmin'. No sleep for poor Tom, I'm afraid. The next night, Ol Tom smoked some weed, so strong that he felt he'd been treed. He heard some dogs barking, Or was it cars parking? It all left him fairly weak-kneed. #LimerickSunday

The ohmmmm-ing sent Tom to new heights His mind was enthralled with cool sights. He thought he saw mummies. But was it the gummies? Or just low electrolytes? He chugged down some grape Gatorade Tried sleeping once more in the shade. The liquids coursed through him... #LimerickSunday

Turkey Tom took some gummies to bed To improve sleep, but they messed with his head His thoughts started whirring And his speech started slurring So he tried meditation instead Turkey Tom's #LimerickSunday adventures by @jengelmattern.bsky.social, @booksbycindy.bsky.social, and me

Happy Sunday! A hummingbird moth flies and flits, It seldom, if ever, does sit. To fend off predators, It sports imitation. A bird? No, an insect! Legit! #limerick #limericksunday

A young man in a needlepoint class Took it merely to meet a cute lass. But the gals all ignored 'im. So suff'ring from boredom, He needled "the teach" and passed gas. #vssdaily #Needle #Education #LimerickSunday #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #BlueskyPoets

Happy Sunday! The marching band enters the field, All spectators ready to yield Themselves to the beat Of the drum line and fleet Of musicians with talents revealed. #limerick #limericksunday

Intrigued by the Fall apple dishes Tom went picking Golden Delicious He baked pie, cake and crumble With feathers a-jumble And fulfilled all his late summer wishes 🍎 Turkey Tom's #LimerickSunday adventures by @jengelmattern.bsky.social, @booksbycindy.bsky.social, and me