@gingerspiced.bsky.socialPete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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@markhamillofficial.bsky.socialJust be grateful for Donarrhea's astonishing incompetence.
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@sarahtaber.bsky.socialA quick word on Taco Bell:
That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross.
It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product!
Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
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@kackbro.bsky.socialBernie's Correct, Again......
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@weratedogs.comThis is Maya. She couldn't decide between taking a swim and taking a nap, so she chose to do both. 13/10 (TT: tinychihuahuacedric)
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@nothoodlum.bsky.socialIn 2001, Walter Cronkite appeared on the David Letterman show and shared his thoughts.
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