#Limericks

A felon was caught and convicted Of serious acts interdicted. After serving his time He arranged for "sublime Sweet revenge," not the least bit #conflicted. #vss365 #Conflict #Crime #Prison #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #BlueskyPoets

A fellow was given the slip By a woman aboard a large ship. He’d thought her his mate — His ocean trip fate — But he never had time to unzip. #HaikuChallenge #Ocean #Prompt #Limericks #Limerick #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poetry #MicroPoetry #BlueskyPoets #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #Cruises

A talkative fellow who'll #jaw About politics, science, and law, Mostly has his facts wrong, But starts arguments, long . . . Which he "wins" via men made of straw. #VssDaily #Jaw #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Arguments

I went shopping for something to eat. With chicken and fish they’re replete. They have plenty of peas, And all manner of cheese, But they really should beef up their meat. #VssDaily #Meat #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Food

With constrained poetry I #explore That old writing trope 'less is more' But some prompts I forgo If I can't find my flow And my muse bemoans "Now it's chore!" 😩 #vss365 #poetry #limerick #limericks

Hear tell of the fair siren, Seine Quite known for her epic #sustain Though her sisters resented Their voices prevented From luring their own seamen swain #vss365 #poetry #limerick #limericks

Said a fellow, “Alas and alack, My new pants are too #tight in the back And the front of the waist. (They were ordered in haste.) I need someone to cut me some slack.” #vssdaily #Tight #Clothing #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #BlueskyPoets

An odd fellow who fell off a ledge, Had been saved by an overgrown hedge. "I was stoned. Tried to fly," Said the grateful young guy. "Guess those drugs really are 'bleeding edge.'" #vssdaily #Ledge #Accident #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems

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Playing poker, Neil felt like a heel. But he gambled with passionate zeal, Using cash that was meant For the rent — ev’ry cent. So his win was a very big deal. #Emoetry #Zealous #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #Money

Dear deer, you’re adorable, true. But there’s one thing about you, I rue: Your habit of munching And supping and lunching On fruit my hub’s hoping to chew. #DailyHaikuPrompt #Deer #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Poems #Humour #LightVerse #PoetryCommunity #Wildlife #Animals #Poetry #Fruit #Food

Ich habe seit meiner Schulzeit keine #Limericks geschrieben , aber als ich da gerade durchfuhr , drängte es mich. Und, wie isses? Es war ein Mann in Remagen, Der wollte zum Essen mal Reh wagen. Das gelang ihm nicht recht, Und ihm wurde schlecht. Jetzt hört man ihn lang und breit wehklagen.