Nobody warns you that “let's not put a label on it” really means “I want the girlfriend perks with none of the girlfriend paperwork.” And somehow we all still say yes.
#comedy #jokes #relatable #situationship
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Bluesky · Hashtag
#situationship
35
posts · 30d
11
users
1
posts / day
3.2
posts / user
-67% vs last week
#situationship is an active hashtag on Bluesky. In the last 30 days, 11 people shared 35 posts with it — around 1 a day. Activity is down 67% versus the previous week, peaking on Oct 18 with 5 posts.
#situationship posts per day (last 30 days)
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Posts with #situationship
Be honest. If you've been “just talking” for 4 months, know his coffee order, met his dog, and still can't call him yours… that's not talking. That's a situationship with no exit plan.
#comedy #jokes #relatable #situationship
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Exes? Demons. Situationships? Poltergeists. The talking stage? Possession, actually.
Book the priest.🕯️link in bio.
#exorcist #datingmemes #situationship #redflags #cursedrelationships #horrormemes #gothhumor #darkhumor #cuminstyle
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Half-in is a position. It lets them keep the benefits of a relationship and decline the responsibilities. Notice who it is comfortable for.
#situationship #commitment
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You can run a team, manage a household, and still lose a month waiting on a text. Competence does not make this easier. It makes it more embarrassing.
#situationship #women
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Send this to someone who says “we’re just talking” like that’s not already a situationship.
#comedy #jokes #relatable #situationship
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Sometimes, letting go of what could have been is the hardest part. 💔
Don't hold on to potential when you deserve a love that's real, mutual, and committed. ❤️
#Situationship #KnowYourWorth #HealthyRelationships
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Situationship? Mars im Löwen will jetzt eine Antwort.
Am Freitag, 30.10., um 18:20 steht Mars im Quadrat zu Merkur, beide auf 17°58′. Guter Abend, um zu fragen, was ihr eigentlich seid. Nur nicht per Sprachnachricht um 23:40: Merkur läuft bis 13.11. rückwärts.
#situationship #astrologie
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They tend to come back when you stop reaching. That is not proof you matter to them. It is proof the arrangement was working for them.
#nocontact #situationship
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Don't audition for a fantasy they won't schedule. Name the place. If they can't pick a night, they already told you. Save this.
Full decode → darkoapp.com
#mixedsignals #datingadvice #texting #situationship #breadcrumb #darkoapp
AI-assisted content.
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Date two and the ex already has a speaking role. Most people interview the ghost. A tease makes her pick a side without you begging. Would you have laughed or explained?
Full decode → darkoapp.com
#datingadvice #mixedsignals #situationship #texting #darkoapp
AI-assisted content.
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Don't match a bored ping with more availability. Say the night you want and let the answer tell you who they are. Save this.
Full decode → darkoapp.com
#mixedsignals #datingadvice #texting #situationship #breadcrumbing #darkoapp
AI-assisted content.
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Nobody warns you that “let's not put a label on it” really means “I want the girlfriend perks with none of the girlfriend paperwork.” And somehow we all still say yes.
#comedy #jokes #relatable #situationship
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Be honest. If you've been “just talking” for 4 months, know his coffee order, met his dog, and still can't call him yours… that's not talking. That's a situationship with no exit plan.
#comedy #jokes #relatable #situationship
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Exes? Demons. Situationships? Poltergeists. The talking stage? Possession, actually.
Book the priest.🕯️link in bio.
#exorcist #datingmemes #situationship #redflags #cursedrelationships #horrormemes #gothhumor #darkhumor #cuminstyle
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Half-in is a position. It lets them keep the benefits of a relationship and decline the responsibilities. Notice who it is comfortable for.
#situationship #commitment
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You can run a team, manage a household, and still lose a month waiting on a text. Competence does not make this easier. It makes it more embarrassing.
#situationship #women
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Send this to someone who says “we’re just talking” like that’s not already a situationship.
#comedy #jokes #relatable #situationship
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Sometimes, letting go of what could have been is the hardest part. 💔
Don't hold on to potential when you deserve a love that's real, mutual, and committed. ❤️
#Situationship #KnowYourWorth #HealthyRelationships
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Situationship? Mars im Löwen will jetzt eine Antwort.
Am Freitag, 30.10., um 18:20 steht Mars im Quadrat zu Merkur, beide auf 17°58′. Guter Abend, um zu fragen, was ihr eigentlich seid. Nur nicht per Sprachnachricht um 23:40: Merkur läuft bis 13.11. rückwärts.
#situationship #astrologie
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They tend to come back when you stop reaching. That is not proof you matter to them. It is proof the arrangement was working for them.
#nocontact #situationship
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Don't audition for a fantasy they won't schedule. Name the place. If they can't pick a night, they already told you. Save this.
Full decode → darkoapp.com
#mixedsignals #datingadvice #texting #situationship #breadcrumb #darkoapp
AI-assisted content.
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Date two and the ex already has a speaking role. Most people interview the ghost. A tease makes her pick a side without you begging. Would you have laughed or explained?
Full decode → darkoapp.com
#datingadvice #mixedsignals #situationship #texting #darkoapp
AI-assisted content.
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Don't match a bored ping with more availability. Say the night you want and let the answer tell you who they are. Save this.
Full decode → darkoapp.com
#mixedsignals #datingadvice #texting #situationship #breadcrumbing #darkoapp
AI-assisted content.
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