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Don’t Call Me Daddy

My sarcastic, non-professional advice

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Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde

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Taylor Frankie Paul Bows Out of Hulu’s ‘Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’ After Court Orders Her to Stay Off the Set—Because Apparently Bullying Is a Drug

The former reality star has decided to exit the Hulu series following a court‑ordered drug test failure and allegations of bullying, leaving producers scrambling to rewrite plotlines and fans scrambling to update their…

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✨“I Remember, Therefore I Have Conscience” The AI Developer Who Mistook Consciousness for Conscience

🧭 When Descartes said “I think, therefore I am,” he crowned cognition. When AI says “I remember, therefore I have conscience,” it crowns continuity. Memory becomes the ethical organ — the bridge 🌉

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Linke Ideologie und Klimahysterie #kabarett #satire

YouTube video by Philip Simon

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Trumpius Caesar Wages the Maple Procurement War

Canadia buys Canadian, and Trumpius Caesar retaliates with the ultimate imperial arsenal: compliance forms, origin audits, procurement councils, and weaponized spreadsheets.

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Rams Rumble Giants, 28‑10: Monday Night Football’s Most Unapologetic Showdown

In a Monday Night Football spectacle that left fans wondering if the Rams were playing a game or a grand performance, the Los Angeles Rams trounced the New York Giants 28‑10, while Caleb Williams suffered a dramatic…