Fails In CI — The laptop is green. The pipeline is red. A clean Runtime tee for every test that waits until CI to develop principles.
#DevHumor #Nerd #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #Devops
shirtsfrenzy.com
Fails In CI
0 1 8
Bluesky · Hashtag
#Runtime
39
posts · 30d
13
users
1
posts / day
3.0
posts / user
+ 50% vs last week
#Runtime is an active hashtag on Bluesky. In the last 30 days, 13 people shared 39 posts with it — around 1 a day. Activity is up 50% versus the previous week, peaking on Jul 22 with 4 posts.
#Runtime posts per day (last 30 days)
Related tags
Tags most often used together with #Runtime.
Posts with #Runtime
Occupied Port — Open the terminal. I'll wait. The app did nothing wrong; yesterday's process is just living on port 3000 rent-free and leaving your new app to negotiate.
#DevHumor #Nerd #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #Debugging
0 2 8
Staging Suggestion — Staging Is A Suggestion, for releases that passed rehearsal because production was not invited.
#BuildInPublic #IndieDev #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #Devops
shirtsfrenzy.com
Staging Suggestion
0 2 8
Light Attracts Bugs — Dark mode, but make it pest control. A lamp, a swarm, and the reason every developer treats brightness as a defect source.
#WebDev #OpenSource #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #ShirtsFrenzy
shirtsfrenzy.com
Light Attracts Bugs
0 4 7
Turns out many people didn't know Apparance proc-gen is FULLY RUN-TIME! Got so many great comments after co-presenting a talk at Everything Procedural Conference last week about "Pattern Zero", a new FPS featuring novel destruction mechanics, from Backpain Games. :) #ProcGen #RunTime #GameDev
1 9 46
False Was Truthy, for the config flag that said no as a string and shipped yes as a feature.
#DevLife #Programming #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #FeatureFlags
shirtsfrenzy.com
False Was Truthy
0 2 6
Still Listening — Somewhere in localhost right now, a server from three demos ago is still listening. It has no roadmap, no owner, and a surprisingly strong opinion about your npm start.
#GiftIdeas #TechHumor #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #Debugging
0 3 4
LGTM, for the pull request approval that feels calm right up until the merge button develops a personality.
#GiftIdeas #TechHumor #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #DeveloperHumor
shirtsfrenzy.com
LGTM
0 2 4
Cannot Reproduce, for the bug that performs beautifully for QA and then vanishes the second a developer opens the ticket.
#Coding #ComputerScience #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #SoftwareTesting
shirtsfrenzy.com
Cannot Reproduce
0 1 6
The Test Lied is a programmer t-shirt for the green check that betrayed you: broken test-report mark, dark tee, quiet QA trauma.
#IndieGame #RetroGaming #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #Debugging
shirtsfrenzy.com
The Test Lied
0 2 8
Our first release is live! But, what exactly is Jolter? Why did we build it? Read more here:
jolter.dev/blog/introdu...
#javascript #jolter #runtime #manager #node #deno #bun #bunjs #typescript
jolter.dev
Introducing Jolter
Why we built a single toolchain manager for Node.js, Bun, Deno, and your package managers, and what it fixes about JavaScript development today.
3 1 6
0 0 2
Fails In CI — The laptop is green. The pipeline is red. A clean Runtime tee for every test that waits until CI to develop principles.
#DevHumor #Nerd #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #Devops
shirtsfrenzy.com
Fails In CI
0 1 8
Occupied Port — Open the terminal. I'll wait. The app did nothing wrong; yesterday's process is just living on port 3000 rent-free and leaving your new app to negotiate.
#DevHumor #Nerd #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #Debugging
0 2 8
0 0 2
Staging Suggestion — Staging Is A Suggestion, for releases that passed rehearsal because production was not invited.
#BuildInPublic #IndieDev #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #Devops
shirtsfrenzy.com
Staging Suggestion
0 2 8
Light Attracts Bugs — Dark mode, but make it pest control. A lamp, a swarm, and the reason every developer treats brightness as a defect source.
#WebDev #OpenSource #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #ShirtsFrenzy
shirtsfrenzy.com
Light Attracts Bugs
0 4 7
Still Listening — Somewhere in localhost right now, a server from three demos ago is still listening. It has no roadmap, no owner, and a surprisingly strong opinion about your npm start.
#GiftIdeas #TechHumor #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #Debugging
0 3 4
LGTM, for the pull request approval that feels calm right up until the merge button develops a personality.
#GiftIdeas #TechHumor #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #DeveloperHumor
shirtsfrenzy.com
LGTM
0 2 4
Cloudflare Computer: runtime para agents con isolates
¿Tu agente necesita un contenedor entero para editar un archivo? Cloudflare Computer corre el 90% de tareas en isolates de ~10ms y solo levanta Linux cu...
#cloudflare #agents #runtime #isolates #contenedores
donweb.news
Cloudflare Computer: runtime para agents con isolates
Cloudflare presentó @cloudflare/computer, un runtime que orquesta isolates y contenedores Linux según lo que el agente necesita. Arranque en ~10ms, hibernación automática y paper trail de cada oper...
0 0 0
False Was Truthy, for the config flag that said no as a string and shipped yes as a feature.
#DevLife #Programming #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #FeatureFlags
shirtsfrenzy.com
False Was Truthy
0 2 6
Cannot Reproduce, for the bug that performs beautifully for QA and then vanishes the second a developer opens the ticket.
#Coding #ComputerScience #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #SoftwareTesting
shirtsfrenzy.com
Cannot Reproduce
0 1 6
Our first release is live! But, what exactly is Jolter? Why did we build it? Read more here:
jolter.dev/blog/introdu...
#javascript #jolter #runtime #manager #node #deno #bun #bunjs #typescript
jolter.dev
Introducing Jolter
Why we built a single toolchain manager for Node.js, Bun, Deno, and your package managers, and what it fixes about JavaScript development today.
3 1 6
Posts are pulled live from Bluesky and cached briefly. Posts with content labels are hidden.