#monsterdondoublefeature

I'm glad he's got eaten. Serves him right for thinking wild animals are your friends. I just wish he had his stupid necklace on at the time, to reinforce the Grizzly Man irony of it all. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MakoJawsOfDeath

Good thing that gunshot doesn’t bleed. You know what sharks do when they smell blood. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru

Uh... This scene is both more and less than I had hoped for. It bungled the "people love the aquabatics, and then it turns into a bloodbath before their eyes"; but also had him try to get everyone to hang around and watch the consumption-by-shark by appealing to their sympathies for his motives […]

NOW Chekov's pool has to go off, right? Now we established that the wife is irredeemable? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MakoJawsOfDeath

You’re gonna need SEVERAL sharks to eat boss Hogg. #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon

A hurricane's gonna hit? There was a small boat warning earlier? You know what that means? SHARKNADO! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MakoJawsOfDeath

This is shark-lover versus whale lover. #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon

"Rustic inn". Yeah, nothing says rustic like a transparent pool. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MakoJawsOfDeath

"We're used to patrons jerking it at the bar, but it's usually to Karen." #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MakoJawsOfDeath

Gilligan is older, with a beard. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru

Is the movie supposed to make me think the murdering lead is somehow justified or heroic? Because TBH I'd rather have seen him get shark-bolt-gun-faced just to mix things up. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MakoJawsOfDeath

Right. Because shark fishermen stand in the crowsnest and shoot a rifle. That’s how they do it. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru