![STOP DOING MATH meme used for midlevel comp splatoon
text reads:
STOP BEING MIDLEVEL
- PLAYERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN DIVS
- YEARS OF PLUS SERVERS YET NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higer than LOW INK
- Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SWIM OR SINK"
- "Yes please give me a good SQ power. Please give me a good result" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what the midlevels have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the sendouq & weeklies we built for them
(This is REAL midlevel, done by REAL midlevel players):
[image of SAC badge] ?????
[image of someone's SQ Rank and Power over time graph] ???????
[discord screenshot reading:
04 March 2023 12:27, sblast player: "lf +3 for pickup"
10 February 2026 16:44, Fisk: "still?" (reply to previous message)]
??????????????
"Hello I would like +3 access please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qldvxt2t43ew5pizfveovsg7/bafkreigmigtvxfcp2qajr6fthecnsh2n6xunrt5wdtgvy5vf7d37hpobye)
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SendouQT: Splatoon Dating Service
We reviewed sendou.ink's much anticipated competitive dating feature.
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#highdivsplatoon is an active hashtag on Bluesky. In the last 30 days, 29 people shared 41 posts with it — around 1 a day. Activity is up 80% versus the previous week, peaking on Jul 23 with 5 posts.
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Sendou.ink Launches Controversial Team Analyzer Feature
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#splatoon #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon
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Sendou.ink Launches Controversial Team Analyzer Feature
Sendou.ink has added a brand new option to its website, the Sendou Team Analyser
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they're like a wave breaker when they bounce #highdivsplatoon
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Pessimist vs Optimist #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon @popgun.bsky.social (Yes for once it makes sense to @ him xD)
10 32 114
top 10 ways to encourage communication in your luti team!!!
1. Threaten them.
#highdivsplatoon
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ProChara Rebrands Following His Step Back From Professional Splatoon
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#highdivsplatoon #news
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ProChara Rebrands Following His Step Back From Professional Splatoon
The popular Youtubist has updated his username to RetiredChara.
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Top 500 friend boosting my X power for X race?!?!?
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#Compsplatoon #Highdivsplatoon
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YOSHIGOD75 - Twitch
Splatoon Guy
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I'm going to say this til the gun gets nerfed but 52 is actual bullshit 😭
compare these two clips and tell me which one was more hype and took actual effort to hit
I'll wait
#compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon
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#compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon @lefishspl.bsky.social SAID HE WILL LET ME CLICKER TRAIN HIM FOR A MONTH IF HE GETS IN +3
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Heyyyy what's with the lack of In The Zone replays from this weekend? I wanna studyyyy ;~; #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon
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I was really busy this weekend so I wasn't able to watch all the GOML and Sunset Surge action this weekend What did I miss chat before I go turn the vods on to play in the background for the next week
#highdivsplatoon #supportyourlocallans
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11 Ft 8 Bridge’s OFFICIAL team-approved review of Splatoon Raiders is HERE! In @renzoknuckles.bsky.social’s own words:
“Score: ZERO out of 11 Feet. Nothing more than a 15-hour sub-strafing tutorial. No 52 Gal in it, so it’s IMPOSSIBLE to beat this without calling for help.” #highdivsplatoon
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