7 Random Bangers

but what i do have are a very particular set of skulls

i can’t be alone with my thoughts because of the restraining order

adding our safe word to my password manager

i wish people still rickrolled that song slaps

omg guys you know i don’t like to toot my own horn but i’m on the *front page* of the washington post today!!! when i’m done reading i’ll move on to page two.

bro why you tryna play guitar like a dead sharecropper. bro you work in advertising bro.