7 Random Bangers

and verily all the women of the city beseeched them crying “be normal” but the men would not be normal and they brought sorrow upon the land

it must have been quite a treat for the beatles to get their photo taken at the famous abbey road crosswalk. probably the highlight of their trip to london.

met a woman who was like a female himbo. a fembo? idk but we need a word for it.

if you're wondering how i became the smartest person on the planet it was nepotism

american werewolves are only in london because they were stolen from the isle of manhattan by the british museum

welcome to the jungle we got lots of trees we got all the poison snakes and a bunch of chimpanzees