che vuoi?

the new pope should bring this practice back, like as fan service

there should be more occasions to eat stuffing

today will i use my phone for good or for the evils

mad men takes place in a fictional, romanticized past where attractive people had problems too

due to ongoing track work i've been stuck between stations without 5g for most of my commute can someone please alert amnesty for me

having a relaxed and confident breakdown

if you're wondering how i became the smartest person on the planet it was nepotism

with due respect to the excellent court reporters on here i am simply never going to read a complaint, defense, ruling, or amicus brief

[eulogizing a dead pope] like an early morning lover he must be moving on

i post 300 dead pope memes across 7 platforms i don't have time to say 300 lord's prayers

is this true

slicing my palm over this mound of earth and clay to animate a golem with a single driving purpose: to bring me a fuckton of tacos. this is a solid use of blood magic. there will be no unexpected consequences.

any part of the bedroom can be a hamper if you pile enough dirty clothes on it

buddy they don't even let me lovingly separate the ham flaps to let the juices run between them

ngl i'd never answer an anonymous question

i'm sorry you disagreed with the premise of my joke. would it help you to know i made it all up with my squishy head goo?

no matter how many easter hams i make in my life i will still be a heathen in the eyes of christianity. i guess i'll just have to console myself by eating a fuckton of ham about it.