che vuoi?

first they came for the billionaires and then they stopped coming, problem solved

frances' law: any outing before 10am is simply a pretext to get a mcmuffin

more things should be full frontal than just nudity. we need a full frontal taco bar.

new renewable energy grid powered by blue wave copium

ides of march for billionaires

there's an old man at the gym working out in boxer shorts a ribbed white tank top undershirt and black socks pulled up nearly to his knees and i have finally decided what i want to be when i grow up

i have a billion dollars now i can do anything legal or illegal with impunity as long as i don't violate the one moral taboo everyone across the political spectrum agrees on and is physically revolted by vs. but my weekend is free

can i say something without everybody getting mad

one thing i've learned from this whole epstein files thing is that many more people should kill themselves during a suspicious gap in the surveillance video

now that the golden age of television is over tv shows should start creating companion games again to juice engagement. we should be able to play along on the home version of pluribus, heated rivalry, or pee-wee as himself.

if you look like this hmu

selling my cemetery plot, i'm just not getting as much use out of it these days as i expected

i did a load of whites and when the dryer was done it chimed sweet caroline????

actually i'm brand new i've just been heavily relicked in the shop to achieve this road weary worn down look

look america i know you're going through a lot right now but the minute things settle down we need to have a serious talk about the velveeta

your girl bro. she brought freixenet to a mateus party bro. she's confused the rich and varied winemaking traditions of the portuguese with those of the spaniards bro. she shouldn't conflate iberian frizzantes like that my guy.

a little upset that not one of you has wished me a happy 27th birthday today ngl

i shot a man in reno just to watch my account get taken down for a tos violation

no babe i didn't "read mein kampf". i mean i did, i read every word, cover to cover, but not like that babe. it's for our club. we're plunging ourselves into a world we once avoided to get outside of our left-leaning bubbles. yes i know it's on my nightstand. i'm in a club babe.