che vuoi?

sorry that i am my usual chipper self (the one that feels like it's been run through the wood chipper)

i certainly have my misgivings about capitalism, but some days – every once in a while, usually on my commute into the office – i do see the appeal of hiring children to do all the work instead of me

i like to make friends on letterboxd dot com

if somebody tried to hornswoggle me i would have a hairy conniption

y'all need to do better

in this house we believe girls rule boys drool and we vote!

imitation may be the highest form of flattery but given the choice i'd take a handy behind the am/pm on the county road

the two minutes mourn

now that the dust has cleared and the temperature has cooled down i think it's important to reiterate that no matter what your beliefs and regardless of how much you may personally dislike the victim, political violence is never ever justified except when it's really funny

the homie who is always 2 days behind on his bluesky feed

is this true

i think what i look for most in a social media website is for all the good posters not to be allowed to post

if i ever get suspended i want you to promise me there'll be no soppy outpouring of lov-- oh you do you promise wow that was uh that was quick

many people don't realize that what we call possums here are actually opossums – completely distinct from the possums found in australia. while both are marsupials, the similarities end there. in zoological terms opossums are known as "large rats" whereas possums are called "also fucken disgusting".