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This may be the most Bluesky that Bluesky has been since the invite days

i've been going to a weekly support group called Hope but every once in a while they skip a week

I think it's nice that the president's most trusted aide is the It's All For You Damien nurse from The Omen. She's qualified and she's doing an amazing job.

A default Sim right before I tell him to go swimming and delete the pool ladder after he gets in

[pushing a button on my desk that is not connected to anything and speaking to no one]: janice, hold my calls youtu.be/o4I-Y8XiBIs?...

I hold nothing but contempt for "spreadsheet people". they're not civilized like us jira guys

i always read "No DMs" as "i've tried to buy a PS5 from a scammer"

might be an awkward time to ask but what's a spreadsheet

I tried not to be too mawkish in the blog or the episode, but this is the second-to-last ep of The Distraction and I have had some sentimental feelings about it. Mostly I am very grateful to have gotten to do stuff this dumb and call it work for so many years. BUT [1/2] defector.com/the-sun-is-s...

They’re not prog if they don’t have song titles like

This sucks, man. Work has been throttling how many tokens we can use during the day. At this rate, I'll never win enough paper prize tickets to trade in for the big stuffed Taz. At my job, as a silly little child.

crucially, I’m not asking if dracula could be *charged* with murder, I’m asking what my odds are as his defense attorney

People are going to be catching three-day bans for using "spreadsheet people" before the week is out

The grandiose language that Ai adopters use is frequently baffling. "Generational L" is just one example. When pressed they'll frequently admit that what they like is having something that generates little bits of working code they can use in their job and that everything else is ridiculous garbage

Angel: They've figured out applesauce. God: Oh good, are they enjoying it's natural sweetness? Angel: They're adding sugar. God: What the FUCK

I looked up from crying and my therapist was doing the jerk-off motion

Genuinely feels like I've sustained a head injury

If AI was truly the future, its boosters wouldn't be so sweaty to force everyone to use it and like it and like the people who use it. This doesn't feel like the release of the iPhone. It's more like the release of the Zune.

One of the reasons AI discourse is particularly fraught is that it is pretty useful business SaaS that is also being sold as a consumer good, and forced upon consumers who do not want it, by people who are desperate to be remembered as the next Steve Jobs and have no better ideas

joining the gengar critical movement

It's simple. We close the Stock Market.

proud of this one but clouds as a concept beating my ass rn

Protesting dressed as Borat with a sign that says "My Rights"

some of you on here truly are massive losers

saw a subaru this morning with one of those “I bought this before elon went nuts” stickers and idk why it’s so funny

sounds like some of you need a visit from daddy

I will allow a nice mutual any number of bad opinions, it makes no difference to me.

Sorrowscopes unfollowed me which is extremely weird since I run the account

a diet rich in beefaroni never gave anyone e. coli that's for damned sure

LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION: “Walking In Memphis” coming on as you are finishing your diner breakfast

Whoa, an explosive new "red flag" letter from Natalie Harp to Donald Trump has been leaked. I was sitting on it for reasons I do not need to tell to a person who is like you.

Flagging this as one of those terms that sets the mental Geiger counter crackling like crazy without even knowing what it means

If I were the kind of evil shit who typically experiences a horrifying comeuppance on THE TWILIGHT ZONE, I'd probably refrain from buying a gothic castle.

Not that this place has ever been particularly hinged, but it really seems especially not that tonight

Can't even enjoy the Natalie Harp freak shit anymore knowing at this point it's mostly just Michael Wolff plugging his trashy book

I really don't think we should be paying any attention to Presidential polling in a midterm year

put on makeup to go to a party, you may now bestow upon me one (1) respectful compliment per person. i reserve the right to delete this post when i feel weird about it in 15 minutes

the sign of a real man is always being ratatouilled

i hope a trade deal is indeed close, for the workers suffering under the us tariff regime and ensuing job instability, and i understand why us booze has to go back on the shelves to get it done, but i won't buy it or any other us good i'm a year and half into the boycott and i could do this all day

We are so wonderfully close to the first poll with 69% disapproval and it will, briefly, make that gag no longer cringe

some bigger kids came and knocked on the door to ask if the lads could come out and play and i bet they're regretting it now because the lads are just scamming their way into endless piggyback rides around the playground like little princes in palanquins

Hopefully tomorrow the discourse will be about PowerPoint 🤞

okay we've got 15 minutes i am locked and loaded. multiple devices with multiple options in individual tabs open, login rehearsed and timed, debit card pre-loaded, multiple alarms set, reading rainbow stellaluna keeping sons from sabotaging me 🤞🤞🤞

this isn't funny this happened to gus frerotte

best part of any warriors rewatch is realizing that's the chief from carmen sandiego in the second panel

It's Thursday night and I think a lot of us need to touch grass kind of urgently

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What if we kissed in the Marketplace of Ideas

Asking a stranger which Jimmy John they're gonna order then saying "that's certainly a choice"

some of you people are real fucken sickos. keep it up.

Imagine a snowy winter evening. You come in the door with a rush of freezing air to find a man in the kitchen making a stew. "Brrr! Smells delicious," you say. Introducing The Stew Man Experience, an exclusive perk for Patreon Level 5 members.

i have no idea why but my smaller son says a few random words with a very thick southern accent, for instance "disgusting" like he'll smell his brother's feet and go "it smells disgustaaang in here" lmao

Back online for my routine daily blood curdling

I love my ebike and I think everyone should replace their car with one but I think these scooters are insane

every day i log onto this website and i am granted the pleasure of saying what the fuck are you people even talking about and i think thats beautiful

Blade Runner Baby: I've seen things you pee poo wouldn't believe

So here's the thing: Gamers absolutely do not deserve rights

Merits of the technology completely aside, one idea we need to get away from is that having a Claude subscription makes you a time traveler from the future having a civil rights emergency

saw you at spirit halloween earlier

Obviously the Health and Human Services secretary, known in the past for keeping a massive freezer full of roadkill he'd scavenged, is now making a "reality cooking show," because we live in the Wet Mad Max World

*adding a new tab to my spreadsheet* make this one a girl

Every election is special to me

"It was supposed to be streaks of arsenic."

this blind lemon jefferson song has been covered by everyone from bb king to mavis staples to bob dylan, all with completely different interpretations. here's my take on it, arranged for acoustic slide. see that my grave is kept clean

Mango salsa is just spicy fruit salad. Nothing wrong with that, but don’t kid yourself

Yeah, this is probably a good idea. Time to take a nice big sip of paint thinner and forget who makes Shaheds

the iphone selfie camera was invented by Big Body Dysmorphia to make you feel bad about your face. not many people know this

brian told me something had "RSPO palm oil" which apparently stands for responsibly sourced palm oil but i was like "royal society for the prevention of orangutans?" sometimes i wish i could put my brain in the freezer, does anyone else ever feel like that haha

i think sky is being silly but they are not using "gendered" in the literaly sense of "about women" but (i think) in the sense that office jobs are being presented as not traditionally masculine and therefore ripe for derision. BUT this is just email jobs people making jokes about spreadsheet jobs

my son (4): “can you zip my jacket up all the way? it’s kind of embarrassing for me when it’s only halfway zipped up”

"The decision prompted outrage in Australia, where the foreign minister summoned the Israeli ambassador, but so far Canada has not reacted to the report that was issued on Wednesday." Shameful.

10 After: Just pinging you! Still a good time to talk? 20 After: Thought I'd try your cell! 30 After: I'm at your house! Handsome dog!

Imagine telling someone who cares about you, and is not in the US Army, that you took this deal

jesus christ even the most charitable read of the reggie watts story still frames him as a complete monster

I thought the point was that we tried MAXIMUM LETHALITY from the jump and learned that killing people from the sky doesn’t win the war

I wear suspenders bc i dont have a ass to hold up my pants and ive been wearin em for like 5 years now and a bunch of the men at work have also started wearing them bc of me and i want to tell that how cute that is but i cant bc it would ruin it for them. But it IS cute.

you met me at a really stupid time in human evolution

MAGNETO: Die, X-Men! Die! PRINGLE: Aaugh!! CYCLOPS: Pringle!! No!! (rushes to his side) PRINGLE: (weakly) When I go, just promise, you won't let, the professor, turn my corpse into... CYCLOPS: Save your strength, Pringle! PRINGLE: ...an imitation potato snack food. That's actually, human flesh.

I need to go on a degen vacation STAT. No plans, shitbox car, barely any $$$, just drive around getting into hijinks and smoking weed and also sleeping in the shitbox car. I need this for spiritual reasons. I need to reconnect to my badly malnourished roots. Ive given something away. I want it back

today the lads were wearing white long-sleeve button-down collared woven linen shirts with the sleeves rolled up, pairs of dark denim overall shorts with patch pockets, plain yellow leather sandals, and daniel boone coonskin caps, and every single person said "hello, girls! goodbye, ladies!"

listening to the weakerthans in the truck and a baby from the backseat informs me "this song is about alcohol"

That Reggie Watts article is real upsetting, to the point where I don’t even want to link it. Been thinking about it for hours.

In England every house has a big cistern full of legionnaire's disease in their attic

this is such a good burn i'm cackling

Biding my time until trending topics comes for "total war people"

spreadsheeple

Jesus Christ even Andrew Cuomo knew to not start getting mad at slice places and bodegas

well the oregon military museum failed to provide much context wrt the book i'm reading, which is why we went, they didn't have much stuff from the 90s to look at and they don't let little boys climb on the old tanks even

oh i so bigtime do not want to read those harp letters

I'm going to listen to "no sex in the champagne room" for the first time in probably 15 years and see how it held up

today in flock cameras: my town ended its contract but now we can’t get flock to take the cameras down

Yeah, that’s certainly the name of a Cantonese restaurant

sounds like you've never met ben dreyfus

I know it’s a stage name but Wendy Van Wanten, come on now

introducing deez duts

Teenage mutant spreadsheet people Teenage mutant spreadsheet people Teenage mutant spreadsheet people Data entered in a cell, spreadsheet power!

we actually prefer to be called "people of spreadsheet experience"