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it seems the Joker had returned.....

Met up with Dad for some mollusks

I am wearing The Shirt That Gets Me Compliments. I have been out for 40 minutes and I have been complimented twice

whenever i use an umbrella the whole time i'm trying to not hold it too vaudevillian or too busby berkeley, or too much like i'm the guy who holds the president's umbrella but for myself. still if it's a rainy day... well, the utility can't be denied

ok jokes aside he bagged ****NOTHING**** for The Souvenir? jfc

Tom Burke you slug! Your mum's got a Silver Bear! Do you have a Silver Bear? Tom??? Do you???

I don’t dwell on my problems, but I do hang out with them a lot

I don’t dwell on my problems, but I do hang out with them on a lot

We said Zohran feels like the mayor of Gotham City and now Doctor Freeze is punishing us

one of the beast wars guys should've transformed into a caveman

checking in on the "celeb news" (blue boxes and arrows mine)

When the short story has an Industrial Revolution of golem-style homonculi in Victorian England

@hollywoodsteve.bsky.social 🎂🍰🎁🥂🎈

remember when the republican base was like, we want shitbirds, and the party was like, how about a guy named rank pubus, and then the base was like no hold our beer

JAWS (1975) THE FABELMANS (2022)

Scientists reveal the secret

What do you mean it’s very cold again? That’s extremely fake and wrong

my dispensary did an instagram post congratulating alysa liu

Know why I pulled you over? "No sir" 1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha

I wonder what it's like to enjoy something in a group

If done right it can be quite moving when someone tries to see the good in the Catholic Church. It's kind of like the Luke/Vader dynamic in ROTJ: "There's still good in you" etc

Told the barista my name is "It's gonna be okay." She keeps saying it. I'm on the floor crying

“You’re ruder than all those bus drivers I murdered!” Okay I’m going to have to ratio these Strip Law wised cause I could easily slam through all of them

He'll yeah www.youtube.com/live/377LIEC...

holy shit I just clocked that that's Scott Shepherd as the reporter (the "smug sonofabitch" CIA man in BRIDGE OF SPIES; Byron Burkhart in KOTFM)

wow cool. slurp juices don't work at all any more. they bricked slurp juice. so i guess now it's legal to sell someone a chance to randomly change some features on an ape drawing they own the rights to, but then you pour and pour and pour but nothing happens?? the Apes unchanged? That's my rights???

i was in the spruce goose cockpit

Roan attended Interlochen, so she at least brushed up against "what America is about"

inexplicably indelible moment from Fahrenheit 9/11

in the end, stone don't lie

my nuclear program isn't "a secret" it just fucking BLOWS lately and i dont wanna talk about it!!!!

Fur coats at the supermarket: 3

a video game as a queer text? that's imposs---

we're all dunking on Sam Altman and it's always good to dunk on Sam Altman but I'm *obsessed* with the barely sentient Daniel Biss. I can't remember the last time I've seen so little person in a person.

"Spend some time now thinking about what song you're going to blast from your car as you drive around. This is important, because choice paralysis will be very real in the moment."

look, a lot of mistakes were made in the '80s but at least it's now illegal to wear a light-colored tie with a black shirt

ahh, nothing rejuvenates the mind, body, and spirit like taking off a really tight pair of jeans

Pretty proud of this one. Industry billfold i designed for a server with her help. Lotta trial and error in this one. I think this is either version 5 or 6. More details in description.

I’m Chris Hansen. Just have a seat over there.

that seems like a lot of snow for you guys there's a slight nip in the air here as well. no snow but we're looking at getting maybe a spot of rain next weekend. so, I think I understand what you're going through, you guys

Robot waiter had the day off but scored sambal to go

Boomers: Cmon Yeller, old boy. Pa says I've got to take you behind the barn now. 🔫🥺 Gen X: Artax!!! You have to try!!! You have to care!!! 🐴 Millennials: 🎵 If it takes forever, I will wait for you... 🐶🍕 Gen Z: Feb 21, 2006 📰 Head from Skibidi Toilet Dies by Suicide

[raising my hand so the billionaires see me] hey guys i still have a couple bucks left here in my pocket if you need those also

"If you read your history, Christians had to do some fighting," says a mid-season form Keith Hernandez during the Mets SNY telecast

I've smoked some weed and I have some mental illness, and I think between the two I regret having mental illness more.

Agent Smith voice: Did you know that the first internet was designed to be a perfect cyberworld where none suffered, where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the dotcoms. Entire stock markets were crashed.

Based on the state of the supermarket you could reasonably conclude today is the last day groceries are legal

Wizards. Sure. Rings of power. Not a problem. Elves and dwarfs and balrogs. I’m down. But they got POTATOES in Middle Earth???!!? New world crop, genius!!!!!! Fuck outta here.

if you think master chief is the main guy, you missed the point

a space echo AND lexicon? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

watching Bob's Burgers on iMax just to feel something

it's me and June's five year anniversary!!! we're at an old lighthouse rn!! it's very windy and cold but you can see like 30 seals from the top of it!!!

the terrified Leo reaction shot is one of the funniest things ever

if i was a boss i'd be up all night figuring out a way to make my weak points stop flashing. there's gotta be a different setting. it's insane that's the default setting

Saw a real tall guy wearing a giraffe print jacket - good gag gut

Yeah but I make fertilizer, let's see your doohickey do that

how insane is it that ~ 40 years on, Fiennes continues to surprise/amaze? just thinking of Bone Temple and Wes Anderson's The Rat Catcher alone and shaking my head

Genuinely, is it fair to keep bullying this guy? He clearly has a mental or physical disorder that makes him impossible to like. Maybe it’s not his fault he’s a huge piece of shit every day. Maybe he can’t help but be abhorrently offputting and fuck up everything he touches. Maybe he has anxiety

Genuinely, is it fair up to keep bullying this guy? He clearly has a mental or physical disorder that makes him impossible to like. Maybe it’s not his fault he’s a huge piece of shit every day. Maybe he can’t help but be abhorrently offputting and fuck up everything he touches. Maybe he has anxiety

Fave of each year so far: 20 The Woman Who Ran 21 The French Dispatch 22 Tori and Lokita 23 Ferrari 24 The Serpent's Path 25 The Phoenician Scheme

Hawk got 'em

are we in a trade war with the Supreme Court?

The main thing to understand about the 90s political ecosystem is that this would have caused a weeks long conservative freakout, but one which was highly opportunistic in its volume yet substantively mostly sincere

for a second i was thinking, Damn it's crazy that NOBODY is talking about the main kid cutting some guy's dick off right at the start of Bone Temple. but turns out it wasn't crazy at all

This is the dumbest person I have ever seen. He should be in an assisted living facility.

aww it's so cute that the nepobaby wants to build a world-burning empire all on her own yas queen

before you say a single word to me about will fucking stancil answer this question or i’ll block you

maga is a conspiracy of sexual predators

The most impactful game marketing is a clickbait taboola ad that says “If you own a computer you must play this game.” That locks in the audience of everyone who owns a computer

Realizing that Wichita Lineman and MacArthur Park were written by the same person has fully broken my brain (complimentary)

pitching to the NYT: 1 in 5 dentists recommends brushing your teeth with Skittles

THE THREADBARE MOTHERFUCKER: Oh, hullo. (clothes all fall off)

Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he delivers his dad’s eulogy

one in five huh? that's almost everybody!

Happy Birthday, @tarashoe.bsky.social !!! ❤️☮️🌸🎊

Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives his dad’s eulogy

At its heart, Jaws is a film about a killer shark

my loose braid was too loose for 90 minutes freeway riding and now I have to cut the knots out of my hair

Oh man, if only Canada had an AI minister whose entire job is dealing with AI and thinking about AI and who could do something about AI companies disregarding the safety of Canadians and potentially hindering investigations of crimes on Canadian soil. Alas.

where'd they get this fucking guy

it's so wild when someone says this because like: what's happening here is deeply and irrevocably connected to what's going on in the rest of the world!! if you want to have any hope of making things better here you gotta be aware of that!

Every day a new reminder that our rulers and would-be rulers are just whoever is the most belligerent and shameless and, ideally, proudly incurious

if they're being incentivized by something that isn't actually true, the results will be the same, from the point of view of their victims

Would love to have duration limited muting. For example, I'm about to have lunch with my dad so now would be a good time to mute me for 48 hours

jacking off thinking about the vastness of the cosmos

couldnt find a charimoya but got some avocados and kumquats and strawberries and dates and found a nice old hippie citrus farmer and just gave him $5 and asked him to pick out what he'd give two little boys who had never had california citrus before

It is psychotic that there's no way for me, a Mets fan living in Connecticut, to purchase some sort of subscription to watch every Mets game without getting cable TV. This is my first year without access to an illicit black-out free MLBtv account and I'm already angry

@massgovernor.bsky.social is not only a disappointment. If she doesn’t do something about this, she’s an embarrassment and a collaborator.

Hey! I'd actually rather we didn't

Can’t believe we skipped straight over hectobytes

someone’s taking advantage of one of my bad days

if some snotty wizard boy called me a muggle i'd cast a little chin magic on his ass. alakazam you're in the fuckin hospital!! and nobody would think of it as hitting a kid by the way. ok. people wouldn't say i hit a kid. cause they'd agree it's a totally different power dynamic. wizards you can hit

are tantrums the new Trump Team thing, like when Dwight grew a goatee because Michael grew one because Ryan had one

and a huge chunk of americans think it's the most patriotic thing possible to worship him as a god-king

I'm so fascinated by tourists who see what's happening in the US and think, surely I'll be fine, for the norms shall protect me.

putting "a fractal in the spiritual battleground between love and hate" on my dating profile

there’s a few accounts here that are basically just “socialist catturd2”. no original content—just screenshots and grievance and outrage. a lame way to be online.