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something radical this way busts

sometimes i look at the coen brothers and wonder if they'd be as good in a mid-level espresso machine content marketing role as i am. probably not

children love the locution "because of"

aka suburban crackers

I'd be more sympathetic if she hadn't sided against local Black folks in Oakland when the OPD were - as always - raging off the chain

GUY STARTING A FIGHT: I can't wait to sucker punch you. ME: I hope you choose suck.

Interviewer: Your films have a hopeful message, don’t they? Hayao Miyazaki: *puts unlit cigarette in mouth and chews it like gum*

Extend your hand to Hammam and lift him out of danger with a donation or repost. 🚠

All my Mets prospect guys are telling me that Gilbert and Tidwell aren't that good, so this trade is: Fine

never forget that joe walsh is a piece of shit who's trying to actively drag the Democratic Party to the right. he has always been self serving and lives his life to generate attention seeking headlines, like when he switched to being a vocal Tea Party guy after previously being a moderate

God, I'm so tired of everything that some nobody online says being a problem for "The Democrats" while GOP electeds say that the solution to homelessness is a photo of Auschwitz and nobody seems to care

on the one hand, it's been clear that this is who he is for a decade or two and this is now blatantly obvious. on the other hand, he obviously wouldn't even say it ONCE to save every child on the earth. pure cowardice. but would he suck every ape's dick to save one child? i sincerely doubt that.

stop saying "our party" you have been a democrat for five fucking seconds, pipe down grifter

RESERVOIR DOGS is a light dramatization (legal reasons) of how it ended for the High Fivin' White Guys

biggest loser fact about me is when i make shit work at my job i get so hyped i could run through a fuckin’ wall

Is there a labeler already that tags follow farmers/people with more than about 1k following

Forgot how much I missed having a whole roasted chicken around. Was getting fed up trying to subsist on boneless thighs alone.

found a new type of guy. not sharing.

ke'bryan if you hit a home run against us i will hunt you down

i would never encourage someone married to a far-right freak to drug and smother their spouse. i would never say that everyone partnered with an irredeemable fascist chud should do that tonight. it's not right.

Devo voice: CRAP THAT PANT

fuckin residents of what, the psych ward? ✋ cmon, up top

cuomo's secretary better take a sick day because he's going to be dangerous once he sees that mamdani clip

i wish i was a legume

about to explode its supernova

i think it’s likely (and am praying) that no one likes her enough to get her through an actual primary. she did awful in 2019.

If you can’t part with a little money, a repost can work wonders. 🗿

I'm watching that hug

funniest part is I really haven't seen anyone that triggered, mostly "yikes" and "congrats to american eagle on inventing boobs"

90's somcom where the female lead owns a bakery in Yorkville called "Upper Yeast Side"

one of my fave Bill Burr routines

What level of Pittsburgh Pirates Behaviors is signing one of your top prospects to a cheap buy-out-the-arb-years contract and then salary dumping him before it expires? Is there a level below this? What happens down there?

90's somcom where the female lead owns a bakery in Yorktown called "Upper Yeast Side"

Did you know that there is a vampire that reviews Taco Bell items on YouTube

le petit mort but it’s just a really good fucking nap

Every internet subculture talking about sex is like "this is what I'm into now, hope you can keep up...... normie 😎 [shows you a picture of Steven Universe with two dicks]"

copious radioactive fallout particles surrounding him....... bit on the nose tbh

The book is good, folks. Absolutely the most human-centered and even intermittently uplifting way of writing about a legitimate cultural scourge imaginable. Absolutely as fun to read as it is infuriating. You should get it.

listening to music gives you power and listening to podcasts drains it away

look at this beautiful corn that i grew

4pm and i still havent started i shoulda just fucking worked today!!! Im gonna start im gonna do it and if i do i will reward myself with a Warrior's Repast (4 burgers and a beer) bsky.app/profile/bren...

4pm and i still havent started. Shoulda just fucking worked today!!!! Ok im gonna do it and if i do it i will reward myself with a Warrior's Repast (4 burgers and a beer)

Oh they're touching it. defector.com/have-you-hea...

i'm frances meh and i endorse this message

walk with me. a BBL but it's your own microplastics

noo 😞 this is how fascists become powered by cosmic rays

we need the ability to block everyone who liked a post with one click

Centrists would rather spend all day telling trans people that things will be worse for them under Trump than spend all day convincing each other to make things better for them under the Democrats

I realize everyone has already commented on this but I cannot get over the idea of the president noisily complaining about the country's most notorious pedophile "poaching" his 16-year-old spa staff

this has got to be our boy. i can't explain it but the way he's built the fire in the picture looks the same as the fires in the park by us. i know one fire looks much like any other but i just feel a similar vibe. i bet this is him www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/0...

Reboots of Classic Horror Films, Online Edition: - Invasion of the Body Shamers - It Never Follows - Hellposter - The Texas Chainsaw Mass Block - Let the Alt-Right One In - Fall of the House of Bieber - Dawn of the Dead Inside

just got the official text that the tsunami advisory is over. I repeat, I have survived the Bay Area tsunami of July 2025. you may now resume your normal activities

ever since I saw this post I keep having intrusive thoughts of someone suing one of those tiktok comedians who exclusively does crowd work for calling them bald or something

alright pretty sure im officially depressed at this point

I think gerrymandering is bad but I also believe Dems should play to win. There's a way to square it—gerrymander so effectively you can get rid of gerrymandering—but it's essentially an impossible sell. I'm upset Gov. Evers submitted the most moderate map possible when Wisconsin was ungerrymandered

Ive fired/been firing adjacent to about a half dozen dudes who were terminated for watching porn in the office. Not even just on their work devices but AT WORK in an office building during the day and yet it still surprises me each time it happens.

If you're replying under one of my posts where I have ♥️ed every other reply but yours, drop to the floor without pause. I have a cannon aimed at your house. I will blow that den of misery to splinters for your crimes.

Recalling music in your head is piracy, a crime. Get the facts here. RIAA.org

Trump being haunted by the ghost of his best friendophile is the Edgar Allen Poe style fate he deserves

Brain mush promoting this after 53% of white women voted for the white nationalist candidate 8 months ago

Variety show but w/e. The Colber Report was comedy/satire/news/commentary but that's been off the air for some time

What makes you think that Patel's going to be there by Christmas, much less 2029?

efficiency is a trap. always has been.

As usual, Miss Rachel said it better than me.

only if you melt them into a fun little dinosaur i can keep afterward

Thinking about the last time they tried this and it failed miserably, a whole six months ago www.reuters.com/business/tru...

i'm going to start introducing myself with this.

*I’m Spartacus voice* I’m Burn Bag

Sir, everytime we raise the flag of our enemy, we get kicked in the junk. What should we do? Democrats: Raise it but just a little lower

the little mermaid should've just built herself an enormous exoskeleton

(bravely) children shouldn’t be deprived of food or medicine

one time my stomach really hurt and I went to the doctor and she ordered a bunch of tests and billed them to insurance as "abdominal pain." unfortunately the tests showed I had an ovarian cyst so the claim got denied for not being billed as "reproductive health" and I had to make 1000 phone calls

Keep this child strong, powerful, and confident with regular meals; supplied only with our kind donations. 💪🏻

hello im a shitty linkedin chatgpt cartoon and i love reading the screen text written on the outside lid of my laptop

Just sitting on my “framing your movie for three completely different aspect ratios is on the continuum with this Wizard of Oz sphere shit and Nolan and Villeneuve are part of the problem” take for now, I don’t need that heat today

the baseline competence level that human beings have with the tools they use every day is probably currently at the lowest point in history

GumFinder. biz: By using this website you give us permission to use your voice, name, and likeness in perpetuity. We may sell your social security number to third parties Me: (clicking YES) Get to the point, what’s my Perfect Chew GumFinder .biz: 72% personality match with Spearmint

GumFinder. biz: By using this website you give us permission to use your voice, name, and likeness in perpetuity. We may sell your social security number to third parties Me: (clicking YES) Get to the point, what’s my Perfect Chew Gumfinder: 72% personality match with Spearmint

the u.s. government probably wants him in israeli prison

tracking down my co-worker's wife to make sure his daily burrito is in the budget

looks like my saturday AM tv viewing schedule has just opened up this fall

Ok this is serious, someone just sent me an email with the word "reswizzle" in it. What the FUCK it doesn't have to be this way

*spends several hours diagramming out which food items are Refrigerator Friends*

if you're a health insurance exec plz meet me at the abandoned warehouse just off of 9W i'm tryna see something

not an opsec guy, that ship has probably sailed for me (for now!) but there is a very strong case to be made that you - yes you, and I - should be using the dumbest flip/feature phones known to man. and not saying shit except about what's for lunch. the only secure message is the one not sent.

my life is an Onion joke. good times

For as much as I don't like it for the message it sends to me as a fan, if the Astros want to take Correa's contract off my hands before his boneitis flares up I'm taking that deal

DM is a bastardized form of the word “diem” as in “per diem” because you used to only be able to send one per day in the early days of the internet

There should be a Vuori I can afford

Republicans don't have this problem because they campain on "we will crush our enemies because it will make us rich don't be a pussy about it if it hurts a little" and they mean it.

the lodestar of a certain breed of dem advisor is WJC's: sister souljah moment or the ricky ray rector execution - a cut against the party's reputation - but even granting the dubious idea that either of those turns was *good* (short or long term) you can only cut so much until there's nothing left.

At this point, I'm not upgrading to Windows 11 just to be a dick. Sorry Microsoft, make Windows 12 I guess

won't know whether that LolOverruled guy is truly sorry until he changes his profile photo to a black circle

I took a sick day today to clean my filthy home bc ive been very depressed for a month and its 2pm and i havent started yet. I hate having a broken brain that is hagridden by executive dysfunction and prone to spinning out, and yet I'm trapped in the room with it wherever i go.

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Getting sent a promotional pair of enormous basketball shorts with my galley of Unfettered.