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Sitting at my desk, repeating "We'll see how many people want to talk about the $5,000 bill for "spoiled milk," and other entertaining & business aspects of the book." to myself in a Trump voice. I think it might be the most Trumpy sentence to not come out of the big guy?

Today

buncha new electric car companies have figured out you don’t have to compete with what Tesla says it is, you just have to compete with what it actually is namely, a very overpriced distributor of vehicles which are middling at best for 2025

I love those “falling rocks” signs on the side of the road so I can feel helpless AND afraid

put a “sell your tesla, save your soul” sticker on a street sign near the house and someone covered it up but unfortunately they do not know what kind of petty person they are dealing with. you’ve just signed up for so many more stickers, my friend.

the "my grandfather died in a concentration camp falling out of a tower" of "pro bono work on 1983 cases"

I believe I would break down under these levels of stress. It’s remarkable to keep going but our friends in Gaza are remarkable people. Repost and send a donation through to ease their burden. 👨‍🔧

oh balatro's gonna ruin my life huh

It's a good thread; also Jacques Jams was the name of my bard in the last D&D campaign I played. His instrument was a saxophone that played the "rap horn" noise

if you needed proof of the essential sickness of Gen X, not only are people paying attention to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but they're like "wtf Bad Company?" while letting Soundgarden and The White Stripes pass by unremarked

goddammit i'm supposed to be making this for dinner and i need yukon gold potatoes and i got russets 😭 smittenkitchen.com/2024/09/lemo...

I stayed up way too late last night watching the CBC like a hopeless sicko but the way they avoided talking about Poilievre's riding, Carleton, because they knew calling it at any point would result in screams of conspiracy, to only then have the race never actually tighten up, made it all worth it

Thinking about some things on my run and I find it so interesting how society treats women, not men, who are pro-divorce when a marriage isn't working and this attitude toward it is a big component to why women stay in unhappy marriages.

accidentally opening a portal to the Elemental Plane Of Rats

Thank you to my phone for updating the OS just to move all the buttons around a little. The main purpose of the update is that the button I need is not where I know it should be, but just a little over from there. Just close enough to make me push something else every time. Thank you! Thank you!

Acorn update

The Trump administration doesn't play 4D chess, they flail around and people try to backfill motive because the idea that the people running the country are just flailing makes them profoundly uncomfortable. Don't assign motive or strategy that isn't there, you're doing their PR work for them.

Unless new aid is allowed in, this will continue and edible food will disappear if these families can even afford it. That’s the lever we can operate, so give generously if it is within your means. 🎚️

drop everything new sample platter out

My favorite recurring NY Times features is Crude Drawings of Nitwits Next to their Asinine Thoughts

Im just glad i never have to learn how to spell piloivre or whatever that shitheads name was. I hope that wet-lipped sack of shit gets whats coming to him. Losing the election and his own riding wasnt enough. I want to see that little nerd cry.

thinking about this again. still angry about the self-appointed arbiters of my heritage ensuring it was all denied to me

First one of the season to hit me in the face

every damn day i remember another Object i wish was with me. shitty brain

This is not a meal, it’s barely survival. Give generously if you are able and Reem’s family will feel your love from across the world.

i am thinking about this fucking post at least once per week

now watching The Presence (2025) 🎥 so far seems to be a rip-off of the always sunny episode The Gang Gets Trapped

Item(s) total: $23.82 Shipping: FREE Sales tax: $1.19 Wokeness, DEI, and Marxism Charge: $62.91 Order total: $87.92

i can't tell if blue prince included an island called ferther nuance and made it look like it should be in the friday what's hot tab on purpose

I don't think that this is Amazon caving? I think this is the Trump administration blowing something on a small section of Amazon out of proportion because they're really freaked out about how people are going to respond to tariffs. Aliexpress is doing the same thing.

the trump presidency aka america deep-throating its ouroboros

thinking more about this: growing up completely immersed in furry spaces probably does give people a healthy approach to basic conceptions of identity

Here's the thing - I pay $5.80 round trip to get in and out of Manhattan. Duffy isn't asking for freedom, he's asking for me to subsidize the costs of him driving into New York as a taxpayer. He wants a free lunch because he's a special beep-beep vroom-vroom boy.

I'm doing a social thing tonight with people from work including some of the doctors and if they bring down the vibe I'm kicking them out immediately

Canada elected Carney? Over here we elected a dang, carny!

Ah yes that explains the outage.

NYT Connections - Wrong Answers for Apr 29, 2025

Trying to understand a statement from the median voter is effectively staring at a madness rune. Don't try to make it make sense. You have to kind of listen to it like jazz.

NYT Connections - Wrong Answers for Apr 29, 2025

in 2035 we're going to be making fun of current games' raytracing obsession the exact way we make fun of the 2007 Grey-Brown Bloom Era. this is gonna be remembered as the "absolutely every surface is made of that high-gloss plastic you get in mid-2010s kitchen counter sets" era

”Tuesday, April 29th, 2025” today is the only day you can RT this. Image unrelated, I can't figure out how to delete it.

I guess one thing I've learned from trump so far is that you really could just abolish ice. Somehow I thought it was harder, like getting out of a gym membership or changing insurance, but the president can just say we don't do that anymore

These kids did nothing to deserve this and can’t comprehend the cruelty. Give generously or repost to find those with kind hearts. ♥️

america voted to do a worldwide race massacre and maga is delivering

the baby has developed a new type of scream. she throws her head back, opens her mouth, and goes AAAA with enough force to break the sound barrier. she does this at 3 in the morning. thank you baby!!! it’s an honor to have a front row seat to such innovation in the field of screaming

hello to this excellent homosexual gentleman

I'm sure the people in power know it and that a huge chunk of white voters at least subconsciously know it - and that this damage is intentional. the crimes against humanity are the point

"Some people don't periodically hear Sia lyrics in their heads, and that's just really sad."

"Some people don't periodically hear Sia lyrics in their heads, and that's just really sad."

If I see that soup pancake thing one more time it's over for you hoes 🔫

This is a great post by @davidjroth.bsky.social, and it notices a lot of the same things I've noticed about the team in a way that makes me not feel insane when I say "I'm excited to see what Frankie Montas does when he's no longer hurt"

"the lord works in mysterious ways" - not even a secular version

poilievre lost his seat lmao

“if companies don’t have stock to sell you it’s their fault for not planning ahead, not ours”

dei is when there's a girl

cancelled spotify because they CONTINUE to refuse to stream this

Another Times interview with the world’s biggest dummies

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long story short: I quickly took the floor-cleaning work yesterday when the students made a big, sugary mess because the women of color I was working with shouldn't have to do that labor.

AKSHUALLY the cops aren't the good guys in Zootopia. there's one good cop (Officer Hops) and the rest are [SPOILER ALERT FOR ZOOTOPIA] mindlessly carrying out the orders of Secretly Evil Sheep Assistant Mayor Jenny Slate.

putting my ear really close to hummus

i don't get to murmur dark incantations in an archaic dialect as much as i would like

biking "possum style"

@weneedhelp77.bsky.social is not spam. Palestinians fighting for their lives are humans like you and me. We would be doing the same thing pleading for help. Sneak around the spam label and donate/repost here. 🤫 www.chuffed.org/project/124128

go ahead, make your website worse. it’s only going to make me post harder

My posts aren't deleted, they're in quantum superposition

My take: Hit dogs holler and they're afraid everyone's gonna do this. They should.

Hy take: Hit dogs holler and they're afraid everyone's gonna do this. They should.

Minor key: Carini had a lumpy head Major key: Carini was a pleasant guy

I wrote about the harder, less-expensive, smaller scale, and to me most interesting part of the Mets' ongoing process of becoming a real, good baseball team. defector.com/the-mets-are...

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i got this a second ago, hit refresh and it was there. bug fix time.

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in the 30s and 40s everyone was scared that if white people smoked weed theyd go crazy and commit miscegenation, instead of what I assume 1940s white people were actually doing when they got stoned (sitting on a stool in the middle of a completely empty room and occasionally saying "gee... swell")

Mark Carney has started to condemn Israel for their ongoing genocide against Palestinians but will he have enough integrity and commitment to truth to call it the genocide it is? I fucking hope so. Still better then trudeaus 'israel has a right to defend itself' horseshit i guess

It’s either kill or be killed or try not to live life in violent binaries

Yeah, bad news for Trump if people start catching on to the idea that tariffs aren't free money you magically get from other countries

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend

The test of whether I'm a human presents a photograph cut into a grid. I hover over one of them. I feel a sick dread in my stomach. Is a mirror a motorcycle? Our sages disagree. I must make a choice. I signal my completion of the test. I hear the boots outside my door. I have chosen incorrectly.

"I Want a Lot Now (So Come On)" by The Murder City Devils

[football chant voice] respect my Ass or face my Wrass. its a kind of fish. you should be afraid of fish

@taraeanderson.bsky.social I just followed you on Peloton, are you doing this power zone challenge thing???

Do I chance running through the woods if it might storm?

bro have you seen my good items anywhere?

Now that Conservative Party leader Pierre Poilievre has lost his reelection bid and has an uncertain future in Canadian politics, he is expected to return to using his non-francophone birth name: Little Petey Pervert.

Nothing makes creeps more mad than only seeing half my face

my favorite canadian thing that I learned while working with a bunch of canadians is the concept of “Toronto mans” which is a subset of men in Toronto who literally think they’re Drake

Not going to consistently spam this account with my hat stuff, but this one turned out pretty sexy. It's an older design in a remixed colorway. It's not a preorder and goes on sale tomorrow.

i really really really want to set my text notification sound to the jersey club bedsprings sound

excited to hear that the worst canadians I know will be having a terrible morning. sorry boot it

The hospital could've just, I don't know, taken a photo of their staff instead of using AI to create one lol

I wanted to post "Taste it, wet boy" about Pierre Poilievre losing his own riding but the GOVERNMENT wouldn't LET ME

The All Cope White House

Bluesky down morning shitposter’s warning

if you don’t behave I’m going to give you bangs

A Heartbreaking Jork of Staggering Peanus

gotta catch it in IMAX!

business cards playing cards sleep cards

“it would be an honor” me describing to a friend who presides over court

I hope the first woolly mammoth they resurrect kills somebody