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I assume AI boosters can't stand the pushback on Bluesky because using the sycophant machine has thinned their skins to the point of nonexistence. And they can't tell themselves it's just random trolls and bots here like they can on X, because it's clearly thoughtful humans telling them they suck.

I was sleepin in my bed like a little angel, woke up to a cricket on my face and marmalade looking proud of herself. I threw it out, went back to bed and there was another cricket under the sheets. Where is she getting them? Marmalade stop. Now im on the couch. Bed givin me the ick. Fulla crickets

i’m not afraid of that squidward fellow. he doesn’t look that strong. and besides, he’s probably just a cartoon

Mods are asleep. Computer, retweet dick posts

why’s there no word for aggressively asserting a very weak position? seeing someone in a sports car “i don’t understand people who drive such expensive cars! that’s got be AT LEAST $20,000!!”

temporarily embarrassed revolutionaries. goodnight.

I enjoy making cars wait for me, a lowly pedestrian. The whole world is made for them except during those 30 seconds when I have the walk signal. And the more cars caught by my dastardly plan to not get run over as I cross the street, the better.

You ever have a 20-30 minute midday nap that you wake up from wondering where you are and thinking you skipped an entire day and are you late for something

hold up wait, they're not ripping down the tillamook air museum after all?! i just saw on FB that some other air museum is buying it and moving their collection there and fixing the storm damage to the hangar?! god i hope that works out, that would be a minor miracle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvqe...

this book is too horrifyingly sad and i might actually stop reading it. and that's saying something because every single other book i've read this year has also been sad. but this one is REALLY sad

[gene siskel voice] but in the end, do we want an encore? most certainly yes. are we numb? most certainly not.

Merits of the technology completely aside, one idea we need to get away from is that having a Claude subscription makes you a time traveler from the future having a civil rights emergency

I looked up from crying and my therapist was doing the jerk-off motion

I would probably make a billion trillion dollars if it was legal for me to wander the countryside with a sword

anyway www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU35...

Sorrowscopes unfollowed me which is extremely weird since I run the account

some of you people are real fucken sickos. keep it up.

anyway www.youtube.com/watch?v=mraL...

what’s the vibe check on that michael wolff letter like how big a fabulist *is* he? is like a “make up a whole document from scratch” level liar?

what’s the vibe check on that michael wolfe letter like how big a fabulist *is* he? is like a “make up a whole document from scratch” level liar?

A default Sim right before I tell him to go swimming and delete the pool ladder after he gets in

I think it's nice that the president's most trusted aide is the It's All For You Damien nurse from The Omen. She's qualified and she's doing an amazing job.

In England every house has a big cistern full of legionnaire's disease in their attic

put on makeup to go to a party, you may now bestow upon me one (1) respectful compliment per person. i reserve the right to delete this post when i feel weird about it in 15 minutes

When are they gonna come out with a new season

*adding a new tab to my spreadsheet* make this one a girl

If AI was truly the future, its boosters wouldn't be so sweaty to force everyone to use it and like it and like the people who use it. This doesn't feel like the release of the iPhone. It's more like the release of the Zune.

went to a bar sober and only got a little bit overstimulated please clap

Whoa, an explosive new "red flag" letter from Natalie Harp to Donald Trump has been leaked. I was sitting on it for reasons I do not need to tell to a person who is like you.

*Seeing some of the others in the echo chamber begin foaming at the mouth* Oh dear

i thought it was only supposed to be like 80 today and then after we got home from the playground i was like damn why are we all three beet red in the face and extremely thirsty and exhausted? oh shit it was 92 damn degrees lol

Pizza > spreadsheets

Can't even enjoy the Natalie Harp freak shit anymore knowing at this point it's mostly just Michael Wolff plugging his trashy book

sophie cunningham got the kuzma disease

I used my local laundromat’s wash & fold dropoff service for the first time today - primarily to help wrench myself out this rut I’ve been stuck in. I couldn’t afford to do it regularly but also goddamn, they washed and folded, no cap.

jimmy eat world bass player giving off a big “Hugo Weaving’s Elrond” vibe that I’m loving

joining the gengar critical movement

It's Thursday night and I think a lot of us need to touch grass kind of urgently

some of you on here truly are massive losers

Perverse

huge day for pedants on the internet

i have no idea why but my smaller son says a few random words with a very thick southern accent, for instance "disgusting" like he'll smell his brother's feet and go "it smells disgustaaang in here" lmao

oh i so bigtime do not want to read those harp letters

dude, like, did you even know that Chewy. com updated their consumer Privacy Policy? are you even reading this?

Hey guys whats up its ya boy Poison Swallower. Hairs finally growin back as you can see. Hell yeah. Ok cool so today I'm gonna be drinking cans of spray varnish! How many can O get down before I pass out? Tell me what you think in the comments! Dont forget to like and subscribe guys

Yeah, this is probably a good idea. Time to take a nice big sip of paint thinner and forget who makes Shaheds

feeling weirdly accomplished that ive finished two big Things of shitty tasters choice coffee strictly by turning it into ersatz photo developer

Not that this place has ever been particularly hinged, but it really seems especially not that tonight

Imagine telling someone who cares about you, and is not in the US Army, that you took this deal

attn #synthsky! Bog Fancy (@apparent-radiant.bsky.social) is YOUR source for fuct up fiction or "fuction"! We're celebrating our new issue with a live show! Readings paired w/ improvised music from all around the weirdosphere. I'll be there! With @tdexfootballz.bsky.social and @flargle.bsky.social!

“I’ll have you queens fired! I’ll tell the other gays your real ages!”

They finally made divorced guy chow

chilled grated tomato noodles with scallions

/One of these days I’ll look in a way that doesn’t make bartenders ask if I’m okay/ one of these days I’ll play the jukebox in a way that doesn’t make people ask if I’m okay

Cool looking sky after some storms

Hopefully tomorrow the discourse will be about PowerPoint 🤞

“How gay? On a scale of bear hunting to hunting bears?”

when you make fun of Spreadsheet people you are making fun of people who are all as sexy and cool as this song. So think twice www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mJC...

Every election is special to me

you met me at a really stupid time in human evolution

lol somebody annotated the family tree slash cast of characters in the beginning of this library book as they went and after donald's name they've added "no kids- blessedly" bitchy but i'll allow it

David Crowley isn't a centrist or a moderate. he's more moderate than a socialist, but he's a classic liberal. these types of framings are so dumb

Sharpening artifacts? Look I'm a photographer not some adventurous archeologist

Teenage mutant spreadsheet people Teenage mutant spreadsheet people Teenage mutant spreadsheet people Data entered in a cell, spreadsheet power!

Yeah, that’s certainly the name of a Cantonese restaurant

A fun thing about writing is that you can just have a person have gone to your high school so all their references are really exact, It’s safe and legal

My x stink and flipper zero both got delivered today

bsky is not beating the bsky allegations today

Hitchcock’s favorite film, still a thriller

She was returned to the store

The President, who IS a pedophile,

the iphone selfie camera was invented by Big Body Dysmorphia to make you feel bad about your face. not many people know this

sounds like some of you need a visit from daddy

brian told me something had "RSPO palm oil" which apparently stands for responsibly sourced palm oil but i was like "royal society for the prevention of orangutans?" sometimes i wish i could put my brain in the freezer, does anyone else ever feel like that haha

What is the origin of all the spreadsheets talk? Im so confused. Did someone accuse someone else of having a spreadsheets job and then they said it was a slur? What the fuck is going on? I think maybe i have too many ppl blocked. Normally i dont care about this shit but this one sounds funny

spreadsheeple

I will allow a nice mutual any number of bad opinions, it makes no difference to me.

I'm going to listen to "no sex in the champagne room" for the first time in probably 15 years and see how it held up

writing the pilot for my sitcom "Dr. Dracula M.D."

what's good over by piedmont food carts these days. like what's walkable from there that's any good. not a bar but anything else. don't just say playgrounds because i'll have kids with me, we don't even like playgrounds. some kids like bookstores and record shops and import stores

Here's a mid/late-August reminder of the showbiz luminaries we lost this year. Some enjoyed very long lives, some didn't. The Oscars "In Memoriam" segment can seem insensitive in who they omit, skip past too quickly, etc, but that's just the nature of things. If any of these bring you joy, take it.

Mango salsa is just spicy fruit salad. Nothing wrong with that, but don’t kid yourself

crucially, I’m not asking if dracula could be *charged* with murder, I’m asking what my odds are as his defense attorney

jacking off looking at a spreadsheet

popular opinion: nachos are yummy

Biding my time until trending topics comes for "total war people"

the sign of a real man is always being ratatouilled

what do you mean there were six afternoon games and nothing else until after 8pm

Odd feeling when listening to history podcasts: Ugh I’m now the same age as a suspected international assassin

saw you at spirit halloween earlier

I'm glad I'm not allergic to nachos I'd probably die

Whatever discourse is happening if you could please stop having it I would be much obliged ♥️

That Reggie Watts article is real upsetting, to the point where I don’t even want to link it. Been thinking about it for hours.

That Reggie Watts article is real upsetting, to the point where I don’t even want to link it. Been thinking about it for hours.

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I hold nothing but contempt for "spreadsheet people". they're not civilized like us jira guys

some bigger kids came and knocked on the door to ask if the lads could come out and play and i bet they're regretting it now because the lads are just scamming their way into endless piggyback rides around the playground like little princes in palanquins

we actually prefer to be called "people of spreadsheet experience"

So what do you think this was