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Cheesecake Refractory

YouTube has 1 septillion videos called "Downbeat Disco and Hip-Hop DJ Set Performed in a Gas Station | DJ PrettyGirl" and I am on a quest to watch all of them

One of my favorite brick stupid 40k things is that the Ultramarines aren't "ultra marines," they're called that because they are from a place called Ultramar

In the winter, my thoughts always turn to poetry, and I would like to share my all time favorite poem by the master, Robert Frost, from his collection "Vermont in Ice Bedappled".

Ok now I’m ready to start tiling this out. As soon as I finish everything else I gotta do ☹️ 🧶 #diy

Very cool that the article doesn’t specify whether or not the student visa was, in fact, lapsed. Very cool that local police cooperated with HSI and arrested them. Very cool all around.

I really though the “we need to show solidarity with racist workers” guy died out in the late 2010’s, that’s an unexpected comeback

There’s an essay to be written by someone smarter than me about how social media flattens “interesting” information, advice, and pornography in a way that leads to people doing shots of breast milk, which clearly stated as someone’s fetish

oh cool the people at the hospital who installed our car seats told me we could flip to forward facing at 40lbs and use them that way until 60 but i just checked and they actually can't be used at all over 40lbs so now i need to buy new car seats fucking immediately

has enough time passed that I can say the sandwich throwing guy is kind of a goober

maybe I'd be happy if i owned some brown baggy corduroy pants

If I was sliced in half diagonally by the almost imperceptible "skreeeeee!" of a katana commanded by a disheveled ronin whose skill with the blade I'd foolishly underestimated, I wouldn't go "hahahahaha. eh?" before one half of my body slid cleanly off of the other. I'd know. I wouldn't laugh

Won't somebody think of the luxury hotel sellers?

Now That's What I Call Not A Pipe!

weird that there's not a porn site called Bubi

Deep in the Balls of Texas

told my sons that ghosts are fake and made-up but goblins are very very real because that is the truth

Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit

frankly the one I hate the most is Altman's, that laptop is one misjudged hand gesture away from Valhalla

I'm hearing the photo of Woody Allen and Jeffrey Epstein is AI generated. In the actual version, he's talking to Gary Glitter.

this is the only sane writing i’ve seen about the dire upcoming trade landscape. no one really has the ability to absorb massive contracts in the new parity era!

Oh happy 25th anniversary of When Everything Went Horribly Wrong I guess

jacob elordi i am free on thursday if you want to go to the beach

takes a special kind of article to seek out the author and tell them to fuck off. been happening a lot lately! i'm glad it's friday #igif

I didn't realize I was participating in a NYT "discourse". I'm sorry

It's simple: anyone making under $36,000 a year is allowed to be openly racist, for class reasons. Between $36k and $100k you get to make racist jokes with your friends but you're not allowed to use slurs at work. Anyone making above $100k can only be racist in euphemisms, unless elected president

If McArdle is reasonably optimistic then there’s. 75% chance we’re all at full cannibalism by March

anyone who's ever had a coworker say something racist or sexist etc knows the feeling that comes with it and it's not "solidarity". it's more along the lines of "the irresistible urge to brain you with a 3-hole punch"

he's not even really taking a photo here, he's just showing off his fancy moves, that FUCK

Sponsored Link from Legend of Zelda-his tunic is covered in logos for Pirelli Tires, AFLAC Insurance, and Lon Lon Milk

Absolutely livid that Hand in Bush is a dispensary in my neighborhood and not a lesbian bar

god i can't believe people have PLAYROOMS in their houses. whole rooms just for their kids to play in, plus their kids get a whole bedroom all to themselves in addition to the playroom. wild stuff

‘so much for the tolerant left’

Sorry, but working class solidarity is not compatible with, nor should it be tolerant of, screaming racial slurs

85% to the goal here.🏁 gofund.me/0fa0750c

a 30% off sale is enough to crash the Criterion site? some of yall are Xmas shopping either too early or too late

I block most of the negative replies I get from strangers. Doesn't even have to be an insult directed at me, if I'm praising a show and some rando comes into my replies to be a downer about it, I block them. Why wouldn't I? There's no algo here rewarding engagement. Malcontents don't benefit me.

releasing photos of trump with a menagerie of notorious sex criminals isn’t the gotcha democrats think it is. maybe he was just there to keep an eye on them

IKEA orca would go so viral

I'm not saying I don't listen to you guys but I'm just kind of awaiting *specific people* to weigh in on ELENA MACKELLY. so we've got a ***1/2 from @filmbart.bsky.social (same as he gave the very good HOW DO YOU KNOW). check. now waiting for @filipefurtado.bsky.social, who gave HOW four stars.

honestly special shout-out to Donovan's Reef, which made a big advance on my Ford favorites, with no small credit due to this new disc, which is YOWZA. It's hard to believe it wasn't filmed in some fancy large format: strictly 35mm, spherical lenses, presumably cropped to 1.85

the 1,267,069 words every girl wants to hear

The internet is dead (undead undead)

They can destroy Saeed’s city but never his hope. ☮️ gofund.me/a0a540b8

If we're going to talk about OK Computer on here, here's the version I made that incorporates the B-sides and the leaked tracks, I rather like it

sure ai music is creepy and uncanny today but we're not far from the day where it'll be able to steal other artists' sounds & styles and reproduce them with as much fidelity and accuracy as bruno mars

At least they’re not a stupid, repulsive anteater

Oh yeah that, uh, that makes a lot of sense

Theyre once again calling her the perfect man

if I dig far enough into the back of my belly button I can feel a phantom pain about 10mm out beyond the tip of my penis and I guess my point is does this prove anything about quantum entanglement <Richard Feynman> sir this is a Ponderosa Steakhouse owned by Homestyle Dining LLC of Plano, Texas.

I think I liked A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE about as much as one could like a film but still, it's not going in my Honorable Mentions. A large part of this is, some of the goofy character behavior doesn't register until afterwards? Was that just me?

They're so majestic out there in the wild like this, it's a shame we domesticated them. Now they gotta work at vape shops!

My third studio album titled “Call Me Back” drops today and it’s available on Bandcamp and all streaming platforms. nightaudit.bandcamp.com/album/call-m...

I think it's neat the Remedy is slowly amassing a vast library of photorealistic NYC art assets and is doing weirder and weirder things with them. Where's that Max Payne remake?

what should i order from sandy-o's. i don't eat beef

This is a beautifully mean and incredibly accurate sublist

ACME anvils aren’t even the best ones I guess if all you have to do is drop them on a roadrunner they’re fine but doesn’t that tell you everything you need to know about their quality

Thinking about those Friday Tsingtaos at hot pot tonight

So close to the right image, but just a little bit off

you can cook at any campfire

In the winter our support becomes more critical for survival and health. If you just got paid, consider donating a small amount to keep Ahmed and his family aloft. 🕊️ chuffed.org/project/1426...

"mass incarcerated slaves have had it too good for too long"

babe come look. they liquid death-ified retinol

My notification icon is broken. The number isn't going any higher than 1. No, yours is working fine.

Bill Hicks should admit the shtick isn't funny or profitable anymore and let the Alex Jones character die

Just now Bluesky immediately deleted a post from a Palestinian who tagged me for help fundraising, making the social media experience for both of us worse.

Every day can be Time Theft Tuesday if the boss ain't around

vanilla mint body wash got my pussy feeling like a brisk winter wind

the first election i could vote in. what a fucking welcome party.

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coming home from dropping a friend at the emergency room in the cold dark of the freezing morning I drove by a light-up sign that read “ÉTOUFÉE IS BACK” and briefly understood what it feels like to receive a sign from god

When I wanna throw a pity party about my job being hard, I think about teachers.

I can’t take liberals here defending Dems’ failures as tactical while conditions get worse and worse for us. I really can’t take it anymore.

oh right there was a spinal tap this year. huh

Hello i really am the most beautiful man. The loveliest man.

indiana gop showing more antifascist backbone than most "centrists" and even liberals

there should be options on alarms for "1 year/5 years/10 years" and if you choose one of them you sleep that long

there should be an option on alarms for "1 year/5 years/10 years" and if you choose them you sleep that long

it's a landmark work in american history, that Goldstone breathes much life and love into in every paragraph I can't recommend it enough

AI Santa glitches down my chimney. I sit calmly in a handcrafted rocking chair and smile sardonically before pulling the trigger. The degausser erupts with a high-pitched whine. He explodes into a festive red/white shower of sparks. I dip a cookie into the milk at my side. “And to all a good night.”

one upside of this week: the last remaining major brain damage from a rugby TBI in my 20s - an inability to remember names - seems to have finally healed after more than 20 years now I'm just bad at it, instead of having a full-blown disability

[poor people are tasked with saving america's republic] [poor people make it happen as rich leftists sit on their gd hands] rich people "poor people are inhumanly lazy"

alt text: nyt front page "BUSH PREVAILS/By Single Vote, Justices End Recount,/Blocking Gore After 5-Week Struggle" then subsequent writing and a sub-headline "G.O.P. Is Cautious" and a pic of the smiling manchild president-elect gw bush

alt text: nyt front page "BUSH PREVAILS/By Single Vote, Justice End Recount,/Blocking Gore After 5-Week Struggle" then subsequent writing and a sub-headline "G.O.P. Is Cautious" and a pic of the smiling manchild president-elect gw bush

Sinners was absolutely the best movie of the year - one of the best of the century and it's not viewed as such bc people are straight racist

White on white violence/threats are never called terrorism even when it's very explicitly terrorism

Wearing a capris romper to the gym

there should be a little indicator light like a turn signal you can turn on in your car to show that you're looking for anonymous sex

Socks. It's socks. Normal socks. That's it.

Damn, "Damn if I'm not climbin up a tree right now" right now has me thinking I've gotta be climbin a tree right now

look every trailer that doesn't use it is lesser so www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HT7...

reminding myself when I had to do a socialist funraiser at a boat-club themed bar and I decided on red and white peppermints and red and white blow-up pool toys

the lost wisdom of the ancients is all stuff about jacking off

I love having absolutely no idea where PLURIBUS is going.

i have also become embroiled in controversy due to my comments on the red carpet at the streamer awards ("Yes, I CAN park my car here, this is a Vons parking lot. I don't care what part of it you rented. Are you recording me you little piece of shit?")

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGGs...

Remember how right after Chuck's cork got popped people were like planning to build statues of him and now he has completely fucked off and the most recent story about him is JD Vance fucked his wife

anyway www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAGZ...

Oh my god. Call 911!