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Probably 70 people came out for Goth Bingo last night. Incredible success. We raised $1500 for Chrystul Kizer's commissary. Gonna do it again next quarter.

Why always muffin and cupcake and honeybun and sweetie pie and never soft pretzel or focaccia or pita pocket? let’s make space for savory pet names for romantic partners

maybe just one

you know what maybe we should go to war with canada for being so goddamn annoying

Solidarity is a profoundly powerful feeling and I think we spend most of our time starved for it - go and get you some

Lots of protest signs and T-shirts on the train into Philadelphia this morning ✊

Lots of protest signs and T-shirts on the train into to Philadelphia this morning ✊

it is kinda funny that the city of brotherly love ditched fraternite

not that anyone is looking to me specifically for advice but here are my takes on today: - do not RSVP to a protest, they are just trying to build their email list - if you’re on the fence, just go! at the very least you will get some fresh air and be around likeminded people. it might be nice

Le Mans is French for “the mans”

no kings but king crimson

switchfoot would like to dare you to move

Could not find my Fidel Catro shirt so this will have to do.

No Kings but 1980s UNC Tar Heels basketball legend King Rice.

waiting for the host to ask "does anyone else have anything to share" before telling the entire company all hands meeting about how i've had confusing feelings ever since that guy flashed me on the subway

Sure i love a nice dial but you bet your bottom dollar im crossing the street for a good button. I'll line up for a nice thonky button with good click action

Ahead of President Trump's military parade, two villagers have entered Castle Greenwood and pried open Lee's Tomb. The contained darkness darted around the catacomb, briefly coalescing in a shape like a man, before shrieking through the sky towards Washington to lead the nation in "Happy Birthday".

IF YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU OPEN AT 6:30 YOU OPEN THE FUCK UP AT 6:30. YOU DO NOT POST ON THE DOOR ON A PIECE OF PRINTER PAPER THAT YOU OPEN AT 7:30. THE FUCK YOU DO. YOU OPEN AT 6:30

Greenland should preemptively attack us

STAR WARS QUEEB PLAXON: «unintelligible» M9-TEN9: «windows 98 sign on noise» CHEWBACCA: I'm sorry, I don't understand English. --- STAR TREK RIKER: Captain, I volunteer. PICARD: No. If the peace of the entire universe is at stake, I command we ALL suck this space baddie's clitoris.

there’s definitely one thing clear: every single elected Republican in Minnesota is responsible for this happening

stockpiling all dressed chips for the coming tribulations

Ms Rachel’s husband does this song about ants marching in a line who come across a picnic where they can dine and last night at bedtime I realized my son thinks it’s a picnic where they can die. I tried to correct him and he said no mommy. ant death march song it is.

mr. “bluesky is no fun” apparently couldn’t take a joke

incredible new monaka technology from 7-11

eleven years ago, jesus christ

what is the unifying factor in photography specifically photography of children that causes people to feel it resembles the cover of an indie pop album? like if a photo reminds people of belle and sebastian- why? what is the stylistic belle and sebastian cue

seven years on and 1. this beat still whips 2. i still really want to party at the summit house lol

"Sheriff has history of cop-like behavior"

I feel like I have a fist pressing down on my brain 24/7

inside of each of us there are four BIMs

*material conditions around me are clearly deteriorating, the future looks grim* MY BRAIN: more foghorn leghorn jokes. foghorn leghorn in court. Foghorn leghorn releasing a nasty comedy LP under a fake name

Oh yeah yesterday I invented a Sanrio character named Guten Frog. he's wearing lederhosen and the little green hat obviously. you can picture him, I'm sure. in a certain sense you've always known Guten Frog

If this happened we would enter an unprecedented new era of psychological warfare in which we would never understand why we’re fighting, we’d never say what was wrong, and any apology would only make things worse.

excited to try the seasonal baumkuchen i picked up at MUJI today (mitarashi-dango and haskap flavors)

drinking the ¥499 Chilean red wine that only mildly tastes like campfire smoke

I know I’ve gone to bed hungry when I dream of the god damn best pepperoni pizza you’ve ever seen. An infinite cafeteria, always hopping, never running out of slices, available even at breakfast.

this is a very funny thing to put in the wikipedia article on trilby hats

lmao

just watched three drunk girls filming themselves spray painting all over a car lol good luck ladies

developing my already formidable imagination by picturing a wide panoply of fantasy creatures cranking off

me getting in the car to go to Sonic for a cherry limeade

damn that rug must be FILTHY

Coherence (2013) but it's a Seinfeld episode

it's not about the destination, it's also not about the journey. it's not about anything. goodnight.

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the biggest thing is that I got Uncled without my consent

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2025 is really the year of the Sexual Decaf Coffee Packaging

I’ve rewatched Royal Tenenbaums and Get Shorty this week. As often and as capably as he brought comic timing to his roles, it’s wild how few of them Gene Hackman took that were full on comedic. Because he was amazing at them

I love my city and my city loves me www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztzd...

whoops! almost slept thru bedtime

so the country that committed the massive war crime of the Vietnam War approximately 50 years later became fascist you don't say. weird

don't worry: that one kicks down at the vulnerable - got his job because he does so - took it from a more deserving Black woman

people furiously taking an onion article seriously we're dying on this rock. there's no way star trek comes true

I think I;pm gonna shoot the gun on dying my beard tomorrow and I;m going with Cartoonishly Improbable red

I quit work early today and slept 3 hours it rocked dude

thinking about becoming an "industry plant"

Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.

in this economy? I can only afford to brew possum comitatus

Just once I wish the pharmaceutical companies would have the guts to sell something with the side effect of triple vision

last thing you see before you die

yeah - the main people who attempt to bully me in Oakland are White women of some money - who give me a certain, calculating, sinister stare before walking directly at me - making clear they know that I'm a big, poor man so I have to bow out of the way or be a sexist thug being delicate is a weapon

Bigfoot is aliens, problem solved

Pretty sure the guys who installed my dishwasher screwed something up because it smells like ghoul breath every time I open it up

we need to start appealing to different gods again it’s pretty classy and cool

legitimately I hope wrong about artificial superintelligence because that’s a way more interesting lifetime to experience. And I hope im wrong about aliens and bigfoot too. but im fucking not

legitimately I hope wrong about artificial superintelligence because that’s a way more interesting lifetime to experience. And I hope im wrong about aliens and bigfoot too. but im fucking now

god this fuckin guy is a wackadoo

Willem Dafoe: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

the lads' second birthday observed is july 5 so if you're feeling blue about america like most folks i know you can feel free to join me in celebrating that, with picnics parades and fireworks

I have a recurring nightmare in which I post dumb jokes to distract myself from the terror of being alive

now that i have a lot of followers it’s time to post my favorite thing ever: @joemcadam.bsky.social and Chris Stephen’s Twins Dot Com video youtu.be/wRkkIvpSSo0?...

lifting 'til I'm buff enough that I have no more problems, whether external or internal

a lesbian named this flower

i'm watching the joe pera episode where he hides some cash and wants his friends to race to get it and nobody wants to participate because it's like not enough for gas money. i would participate. i would love to participate

el my oh el til i oh jeesus what's the point of this

someone snapped a photo of our local indie rock star dining at my favorite egg roll joint and I leapt out of my chair because I didn’t know they’d reopened for dine in

I understand why this doesn't happen but when people are telling you to log off you should log off

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Has it always been this way? Am I dead? Did I die?

Okay where did the “khaki hat with forest green brim” thing come from. It’s like every third hat now. Did someone go back and change something big in the past and this is a weird knockoff effect

Okay where did the “khaki hat with forest green brim” thing come from. I feel like it’s gradually become every third hat and I don’t understand how or why

all of friday evening is a mid night

kind of like watching hunter pence where it just doesn't seem like those movements should have that result

I got mumble mouth on my shield hand

starting my new job as king tomorrow. a little nervous obviously but mostly just excited! thinking about hitting the streets to mingle with the hoi polloi, get a feel for what my subjects are up to

you'd have no problem thriving in a brutal apartheid state, bro

Tyrese Haliburton is really good, and I can see how what I am about to write could read as critical, but there are some subtle but noticeable Jar-Jar Binks Notes to his style that make him extra interesting to watch. He's about as silly-seeming as a player this good can be.

Lol Lmao

With alt text. If Bluesky's such an echo chamber, how come we're still getting chuds on here arguing that speeding tickets for driving deadly weapons faster than the speed limits (which are already woefully inadequate) are so unfair?

america is a rogue state - and our oligarchs welcome us being treated as such

people with bald asses need hats to hide it apparently

They're trying to make us an apartheid state again. Next they'll set up "coloreds only" checkpoints

this is incredible basketball