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you ever notice how your fingers are a foot longer than they were last week?

Been on four Delta planes in two days and every one was playing a muzak version of Dua Lipa's "Levitating".... I've never felt so cared for

You might say the NYC Mayoral election is like the World Series of politics in terms of number of posts

Football Manager and Europa Universalis launching on the same day... it's what they're calling a perfect storm

some days, just as a thought exercise, i contemplate what it would be like to show charles ingalls around our modern world and i've come to the conclusion that he'd really dig tentacle porn

well they did get Charlie Kirk but he's more of a minor imp, like Poe's Hop-Frog

[political borat voice] my aloof wife

if I'm a lawyer on either side my closing argument is gonna be full of "now lettuce consider the facts" and variations on same

"... and how, SIR, could you smell the mustard MUCH LESS THE ONIONS, through your mask?"

Any time I see "post hidden by muted word"

We are now receiving images live from the courtroom

how did i just learn that nasty old dick died from an old ass NYT push and not you jokers. not mad just disappointed

that's why we set up the camera trap

This is literally mass hysteria behavior

this guy's great-grandfather got mustard gassed by the Germans at Argonne, so if epigenetic trauma is a big laugh for you, I guess go ahead and have your sick fun

I live very near to NYC, and work there, and I cannot tell you how envious I am, unable to vote for someone I genuinely like -- and a socialist -- for friggin mayor of that place

If you're still using Twitter/X, you're supporting this.

"Mamdani-style politics" is just being good at it, which to Third Way-types is alien and horrifying

there he is

First it was my apes, then my ape hearts. Working man can't catch a break.

Day 11 in the arctic and I've begun to go insane. Not due to anything other than being stuck in a tiny hotel room and missing my cat and interacting with people I dont work with.

It would really tie up today's news threads if it turned out Dick Cheney was killed by a sandwich.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR YOURSELF!

Huh, is this the first time an openly gay man was named Sexiest Man Alive?

"... i still wake up still smelling that mustard. my wife removes the ice pack from her cheek to ask if i'm ok."

The Count of Sesame Street fame has died. He was 97. Ah ah ah. I'm Dave Mattingly this is NPR News.

well thank god someone finally got him

dick cheney has fucking died and not in prison like he deserved. condolences to his shitty loser family, who he misses and hopes to see very soon in hell.

I took the first shot of this product yesterday at 3:24PM and the last one at 12:24AM. It looks like a bomb went off in B&H Photo here.

what did @davidjroth.bsky.social know last night

we're just calmly sitting here watching little bear waiting for the sun to be all the way up so we can go to the park and iggy suddenly yelled IGGY BAKE CAKE and ran to the kitchen

wow can't believe dick cheney is dead. remember to keep your friends close. but not too close, you're hunting and you wouldn't want to,,, oh no.

my cousin is using her awesome huge new house as a dropoff and assembly point for a staggering number of emergency food donations she's solicited and is inventorying and dividing up into stashes for each of the local elementary schools. it's like, the whole first floor

they should do a Christmas ad about how they murdered Colombian trade union leaders via paramilitary death squads

Not only did he throw the sandwich at me, but he threw it at me very hard your honor

Reminded of how some of the free food programs during the depression were designed to be bland on purpose

*whispers* They should have proposed to move it to the midterm year, I voted for it anyway.

Swan Boy is in its Jordan Bulls era. Swan Boy himself is also doing fine

Got an idea for a TikTok guy whose deal is that "it's ok to eat rotten food it just tastes bad" and then they eat the nasty food to prove it. That's probably not true and I think they would get sick and die but I bet it would get a lot of views.

Studies show Millennials are the most likely demographic to have a 10-year-old laptop

[kombucha.girl.meme] "democrats supporting socialists/democrats supporting fascists"

Man it's so funny to think that Eric Adams would be absolutely coasting to victory today if he wasn't Like That

This doofus simply loves to say "guess what." Classic style of dumb guy.

Alarm bells ringing for the US economy as Half Price Books changes name to 75% Price Books

I’m not gonna believe it until we get proof his phylactery was destroyed

Well there's one less commission slot now, so get in there quick

Starting to think Schumer, Jeffries, Pelosi etc are not reading our replies.

the ancestor of apparatchiks

I firmly believe that - to the degree that Cheney spoke out against Trump - he did so because he felt like the federalist judicial project had succeeded so wildly that they had *already won*, and Trump being a gauche dipshit only imperiled that

Need to go to the grocery store but I'm feeling listless

the second-largest continent by both geography and population on the planet, the birthplace of humanity, the ancestral home of 1/10 of Americans, an incredibly complicated region both historically and in modernity - yeah: disparaging studying it is ***pure*** racism.

All of this is true But also there’s no way to prove that there is NOT a hell and Dick Cheney went there, therefore if that’s what you want to hold onto nobody can stop you.

I'd like to thank Death, the unavoidable end that each of us will meet someday, for killing Dick Cheney

Listen, I know Dick Cheney is an easy target right now, much like a hunting buddy’s face.

During winter we should get hibernation day. Which are like sick days, but for when you are really warm in bed and don’t want to go into work.

Facebook has been feeding me nothing but NYC conservative slop after I commented on a Nicole Malliotakis post and lemme tell you, after reading the comments I am not nearly as certain as Andrew Cuomo that if the Republicans don't vote for Sliwa they'll vote for him. I think they'll stay home.

Marking Dick Cheney's passing by listening to one of his favorite artists, country music legend Steve Earle

Looks like I got the best of ol' Dick Cheney after all.

against my better judgment i still have pride in my work

dick cheney died just a few days into no nut november. coincidence??

debra messing you are NOT invited to passover

"Don't it always seem to go / That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone" - Counting Crows RIP Dick Cheney

listening to gabby start nonstop recently

when people ask me what I did in the Navy I tell them I would apprehend airline pilots who were smuggling in illegal narcotics and tell them to keep doing the same but now they work for me

ding-dong the dick is dead

“I Want to Burn This Place Down” by @maris.bsky.social is sharp, poignant, personal, and political. it gives readers a chance to see how the small indignities of modern life butt up against life threatening policy and how that can transform your outlook

I wrote about what the Dodgers do and what makes great teams great. defector.com/the-dodgers-...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5b0...

seven eleven returning fire in the ongoing Doritos war

theonion.com/vice-preside...

theonion.com/cheney-waits...

from the Onion in 2004: "Cheney Wows Sept. 11 Commission By Drinking Glass Of Water While Bush Speaks"

"Kissinger lived to 100 and never had to answer for his crimes" yeah that's true but he's in hell and he's not having a nice time there and he's going to be there for a bit. try thinking positive sometime

Dick Cheney "influential" "controversial" "maybe a saint actually" has died. For more white-washing, pay for a subscription to my billionaire funded rag.

george soros paid me $500 to vote in new york city’s mayoral election 27 times 🤞 here’s hoping it’s enough

pretty funny how dick cheney is dead now

excited to see how many new yorkers get confused by their ballot and vote for eric adams again

A HISTORY OF ROCK MUSIC IN 500 CHOOGLES

met someone i knew from high school in the grocery store and they’re giving me their number so i gotta look like i’m typing it in rn

Out of the house early enough today that I could go to the good coffee shop instead of buying dogwater at the dogwater store

Because Andrew Cuomo is trying to exploit the “Real” New Yorker/Transplant dichotomy like all of the worst people in the city, I also addressed that

nobody: the baby at 5:37am after finding her own feet under a blanket: “FEEEET!! feet feet feet feet”

I believe in Zohran Mamdani not because of his policies, or his promise as a politician, but because he’s someone who experiences the city like I do and loves it for what it is. A little Election Day writing:

Rip Dick Cheney. He's hunting his friends in heaven now.

Fall Out Boy furiously updating We Didn’t Start the Fire

Dick Cheney died doing what he loved, never being held accountable for anything

Dick Cheney takes the big dirt nap AND Eric Adams wins a second term as the greatest NYC mayor?? Frabjuous day!!

I enjoy that a number of us have AO3 alter egos, we acknowledge this with nods in passing, and then we simply don't cross the streams

I’m detecting notes of brack. Is this one…is this Brackish Water?

T̶h̶a̶n̶k̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ Get fucked for your service

Dick Cheney wont see your joke about how he’s dead, but George W Bush might and hell, it could inspire him to do something about the GOP that followed his disastrous presidency so make that joke.

wishing luck to Ms Rachel’s close personal friend Zohran Mamdani today

I guess Hell needed a new cacodemon 🥲

Dick Cheney reminding us that Dick Cheney wasn’t dead by dying? Iconic

[Dick Cheney's final breath] Tell my family I loved...war crimes

what! pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26118346/