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Morris Dancing as a martial art

I’m a pioneer in jalapeño-based BDSM

stop saying atmospheric river so much. that doesn't mean anything to me

Moatse

a few years ago there was a Free First Day Hike thing where national historic sites had free entry on January 1st, and I was trying to look that up and could only find articles about how there's no free admittance to National Parks on MLK or Juneteenth anymore but there is on trumps birthday

ahhh

Connecticut State Police say a bald eagle was rescued in Mansfield today. "David Stevens, a Connecticut-licensed falconer who happened to be in the area, also stopped to assist." Pretty lucky!

Im finally at a place that has electricity after 4 days without. Had a godly shower. Apropos of that, im so eternally greatful ive never had to have sex with anyone before the advent of running water

Liza

Im just cleaning your windshield, officer!

combining scrooge, the grinch, and the krampus to make my new beloved holiday character: The Skroonchus

A bunch of Democrats in the Connecticut state Senate have a take on the 60 Minutes thing. "The American people deserve fearless reporting, not political censorship disguised as editorial judgment."

the news beat used to be two rummies arguing over pinochle points, getting called to the grisliest murder scene imaginable, then resuming their argument over pinochle points on the way back. you can't teach that

wake up babe we got grinch grinches now

congrats to trump for making maduro seem like the good guy defending his people

oh! forgot the BOOGIE NIGHTS 4k came out last week. order up!

for sure and seven years ago

you're right. i deleted the joke. i regret the error.

just ate an orange a Latino boy who spoke no English gave me from his school's cafeteria during his lunch he was kind of a pain-in-the-neck kid - other teachers had the same impression of him - but he suddenly showed up in the classroom with una leche y dos naranjas I'll always cherish that memory

ate an orange a Latino boy who spoke no English gave me from his school's cafeteria during his lunch he was kind of a pain-in-the-neck kid - other teachers had the same impression of him - but he suddenly showed up in the classroom with una leche y dos naranjas I'll always cherish that memory

we were just talking about this! every other house in our neighborhood has some kind of grinch themed decoration up. i do not remember him being a huge part of christmas when i was a kid but now he's more popular than rudolph

Oh my god, horrible :(

horse girls joining the army in anticipation of the cavalry returning

GamersNexus, may you never change and may you grow increasingly cantankerous and anti-big business. Gaming is back baby

now is the time of the ascension of moosese

can’t wait for one these to get blown up by 6 identical copies of the CNS We Built This Yesterday

The best praise I can imagine is "here is a man who keeps his own counsel"

alright sickos here we go: old fridge gone! new fridge (cameo by Frenchy and, far L side, Joseph H. Lewis) new fridge (guts displayed)

[about to turn off a light switch with wet hands] This will be the time it happens

I think that Peter Jackson and Michael Bay had basically the same goal in making They Shall Not Grow Old and Battleship respectively

Brand new concept, "battleships"

remember the Bass Pro Shop brawl? that was 8 years ago today

people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do

huh what a weird thing for an american newspaper cosplaying as canadian to say

huh what a weird thing for an american newspaper cosplaying as canadian to say

look my problem is NOT that she's in racial chatrooms, my problem is that showing feet is a violation of the boundaries we set in our relationship

you rang?

go the fuck away im rotating

absolute Movie Club chat banger about the Odyssey trailer from @sprobeforebros.bsky.social

Gotta run into a CVS (ram it with my car)

siri just asked me if I was “triggered” and called me a “libtard”

yeah I don't know about all that cuz

Job Opening: Computer Monitor Button Control Designer Requirements: 10+ yrs experience in sadism

found a linkedin ally in the form of an old coworker in the fight against the insipid “ai data centers in space” hype

I guess Trump is supporting Mike Lindell for Minnesota governor, which kind of makes me think he is out of guys

[banging on door] everyone better be normal in there

by the end of the week it’s gonna be the bari weiss effect

i think one of the most embarrassing things you can do is try to do a quick little jog across the yard wearing basketball shorts but your cell phone is in your pocket and the pocket is really deep so it starts swinging around like crazy and pulling your pants down. don't ask me why

I don’t like it when anyone talks about bluesky in public. gross. keep that to yourself

If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it

You can save a couple words here just calling the guy a white supremacist and antisemite

she probably watched Lydia Tár delete her incriminating emails and thought "ooh, so that's how you do it"

i think bari weiss is gonna turn this thing around

Was positive that this was the same actor from that Columbo episode, which it isn’t, because that’s Oskar Werner, but that did lead me to discover that Oskar Werner was Jules in Jules and Jim???

Fun fact: this screensaver funded moveon.org

just saw a youtube video thumbnail that said in big bubble letters "LUNCH LADY SHOCKED" wonderful

the maid actually hopped into the box after it was opened because she's a meow meow cat

hey if you are sharing the APM piece on three-cue reading please note that that came out in 2019! I can't speak for every parent and every school district but that made a HUGE impact when it came out and a lot of school districts did a big about-face and returned to phonics -

I finally watched this movie *this month* and hilariously it was just in time to see 60 Minutes officially die.

Wriggling in the merciless grip of the holidays

i think it should be legal to shoot those flock cameras off the poles

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Apparently ONE BEETLE AFTER ANOTHER is NOT the actual name of the film so I was very confused

now why the hell is there a giant mosquito flying around my house in december

Guys only want one thing and it's Big Toolbox

Having real and serious opinions about the Avatar movies is missing the point of them, and I feel weird every time I do. It’s like debating the merits of a screensaver.

if you listen closely you can hear my dumb ass start to suggest 'walt disney' as the name will is trying to place

i need to be a fly on the wall in cardi and meg’s group texts about nicki. please

sorry if im extra surly this week on account of getting no official days off except christmas day

at every family gathering my aunt gets out her play medical kit for all the kids to play with and in it she has a bunch of empty pill bottles and eye drops bottles and i take them all out and hide them because it's dangerous to teach children that those are toys and the next gathering they're back

It really bugs me when people quote post me but turn off comments in that post. Then my only options are removing my post, or blasting my reply to all of my followers, which I don't always want to do. It's just really bad posting etiquette.

Taking down all my Nicki Minaj posters

They're calling it the most popular job in the world right now. Lots of big, great guys want this job. So we had to give it to someone who already has one

the boutiques are good but the goods are boutique

Pluribus but it’s Benoit Blanc as the Carol character

I haven't seen one of these "women have to start using genAI or they'll be left behind" stories in months, now the line is "everyone has to start using genAI or they'll be left behind." Feels like they're widening the net because they're losing everyone.

Yeah I’m sorry this looks like Nolan indulging in all his worst impulses

the baby is running around with one of those long cvs receipts shouting “MONEY!!”

Connecticut Attorney General William Tong on the latest suspension of Revolution Wind:

Hit play below for a banger song and some happy kids. They’d be even happier if you sent a bit of money through. 🍭

On a related note, I would build a NAS if there was a torrent out there of every Jeopardy episode. Hulu only has some and it does NOT include the one my wife won. I would also pay $10 a month for the ability to just stream them, I already do this for Phish.

inventing a service where, for a small monthly fee, you can ask a chatbot any of your questions. and then on the other end it’s me, lying my ass off

Value is self-evident

Ariana Grande? Marty Supreme? Helloo-o-o-o

Moradi really got our asses with that one. We never really recovered after that

Trump is falling into the same trap that Eric Adams did, where crime is falling at unprecedented rates and he's going to be unable to claim it as a victory because his mythology revolves around Blue cities being crime-ridden, war-torn places.

Nice.

haven't watched this yet so i'm not sure of the details but something like this was always going to happen.

lol but we can't afford to house people evil insanity

All Day I Dream About Somethingsaboutancientrome

By age 40, you should have a list of things that 40-year-olds should have even if it's only one thing

these are the last words of a guy who's about to gift his banking details to a Scarlett Johansson chatbot with three tits and a double-length abdomen

Everyone at work is mad at me because I conjured The Devil

Christmas comes surly this year

in terms of sheer number of replays this is probably my song of the year

Despite repeated requests under the Freedom of Information Act, the government won’t tell me why there's only one Grinch

did we fix it after this article came out?

it's said that it's hard to make friends and enter a community as a foreigner in Japan but being gay is a real cheat code in that respect i guess. also speaking the language fluently probably helps