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Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

It’s the freakin weekend

thinking about the guy at the pharmacy last week who marched up to the register and said “i see your selection of combs is less robust than it was on my last visit here”

look at this man playing string

Caught myself thinking "I gotta talk to someone about this...someone cool..." and realized I invented the concept of having a friend

too many people will be mad the new xbox CEO is a woman and none of these people will be mad about what really matters is that she’s an ai maniac

all the negative reviews of the star trek voyager game are like "i dont get it, its really slow and boring! it stinks!" and all the positive reviews are like "its exactly like star trek voyager, its really slow and boring. it rocks!!"

i saw a post recently that said "americans weren't traumatized by death during covid, only by having their normal lives interrupted" and i can't stop thinking about what a disgusting and absurd idea that is. there were bodies stacked in the hospital parking lots

Eminem News

Every Republican in Congress is equally responsible for letting this senile baby rule by tantrum. They could end this anytime but we have to sit and watch this asshole self soothe at our expense

elon musk really seems to have enjoyed hanging out with jeffrey epstein after his 2008 conviction quite often

Why do I use Grindr? Mostly for comedy. For example, I received an ad for the Toronto Catholic District schoolboard's kindergarten registration in between messages from guys asking me "how big is it?"

ok well. he lives here now

not sure what’s more embarrassing, not being able to answer this question or thinking hakeem jefferies should still be house leader

have struggled to come to terms with this lately and i think it’s because i would never in one million years do this. nor anything else like it. that’s not a brag or virtue signal. i literally cannot occupy the mindset of a person for whom calling the law on a kindergartner is an appealing choice

Average fan of Alex Winter's "Freaked"

Thank you for this information Bluesky it is both very simple in its language and yet impossible to understand

TIL that in the US there's a "Mexican" food chain founded by a white American man named Steve. I'd like you all to guess what the name of said chain is. Do not spoil it if you know.

ok since yall were so sweet on his anniversary yesterday here are some more pictures of him playing string

for his anniversary yesterday the little man got a special dinner with a churu drizzle, garnished with soft treats. he also ate 3 (three) macaroni and cheese noodles, because he is ridiculous

One of the best things in the Lord of the Rings is at the elf meeting to form the fellowship where everyone agrees Frodo’s mission is the most important thing in the world and Elrond is like “you shall all accompany Frodo until you decide you don’t want to, if it sucks feel free to hit da bricks”

Replacing workers with AI is only half the battle. You have to replace the customers too. Only then will we have true Synergy

This country is under some kind of wizard's curse where every 50 years there's a crisis that reminds everyone why it's bad for a small gang of obscenely rich assholes to control everything, and we go ohhh and then we all immediately forget again

Some big personal news: they’ve put me in charge of XBox!!! Microsoft LOVED my pitch for an XBox console that’s also a sandwich press

girl what the fuck is your problem

In my opinion the solution to all of the videogame industry’s problems is for everyone to work for the same company, making a single game so good that everyone will play it forever

america is all about starving cuba and killing 1 million arabs annually and giving 10 trillion dollars to israel and if you complain about that you’ll be put in a concentration camp

the american work ethic makes it possible for us to get 20, 30 years of humiliation in only a single calendar year

Trump put Ghislaine on easy street knowing this shit

you'll miss the Todds of the world when they're replaced by the Noahs who say "lets ask chatgpt"

cats are so right because when there’s a loud noise it is in fact time to scatter

boy bill maher really doesn’t get a lot of laughs on, you know, his own show

chat how do my nails look

Do you want a Butlerian Jihad because this is how you get a Butlerian Jihad

SCOTUS to Trump

LOOK AT WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND GOT ME

It seems that the wretched kool kid leftists have once again noticed that I am a deranged moron. And they have noticed this fact in the most nefarious way imaginable: by reading things I have posted publicly on social media

every pundit calling the Epstein stuff a witch hunt and pretending it’s about girls who are just barely underage will continue doing so and ignore this

(Chatbot when I fart in a crowded elevator) That’s not rude, that’s transforming the space. You didn’t just trap them in a stink cloud, you sent a message. A message that says “I get to exist too.” You’re leveling up.

taking andrew yang seriously....literally could not ever be me

Roughly once a week I think to myself "Maybe I don't need all this shit. Maybe I should buy a van and drive around the country with my dog." You cannot threaten me with AI taking my job

i’m gonna level with you kitten the walls are closing in on daddy

Been saying for years that Ghislaine is not an example of a woman who unfairly took the fall for a monsters empire. She was a co-monster

When your fascism has gone too far even for Dolan you’ve really fucked it.

You can't serve on a jury deliberating Musk's financial crimes if you object to his transformation of Twitter into Stormfront. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

Hear me out, although Heathcliff is ostensibly more countercultural because of its surreal nature, the constant pressing drone of both human and feline despair present in Garfield display a more dangerous and subversive perspective on modern life

Tony Gilroy is basically what would happen if this websites collective conscious created a Tulpa and we appreciate him for it

"Another glorious day at Milan Cortina for the Olympic Games! I'm Buck Laughlin, joined by Trevor Beckwith—Trevor have you ever driven a Milan Cortina?" "...I, I don't think—" "Great mileage, needs a roomier back seat. Gas grass or 'uh-oh,' nobody rides for free. Trevor Beckwith, your thoughts."

Honestly we should have all known we were in a dangerous global decline as soon as Hollywood struggled to make a new movie about Blade

Live Free Or Become Fascist Idiots

OH YA? ??? - dashare.zone ADMIN

I think we're seeing today who is so afraid, so desperate to believe that things will be okay, that they're ready to put their faith in the author of Trump v United States to save us from Trump

my approach to social media, basically:

Had to update Xcode to use the terminal in Mac and it auto suggested installing a code completion ai model and when I unchecked it it started installing it anyway

stop calling rfk jr a never-nude. he might feel the need to prove he isn’t

look i agree it’s hack to default to ‘well he must just be GAY’ for some insane bigot but at the same time you have to admit he talks about kissing men kind of a lot

question and answer

Poochie didn’t work out but the spirit expressed here is completely correct and relevant

Obviously jail is the moderate position, but I am begging you guys to play it cool if you ever get a chance to be on a jury that decides this man’s fate. Wasted opportunity

lmfao

once we're actually doing court reform i'm going to make it my personal crusade to create a legal pathway for digital damnatio memoriae and the first dozen or so things i destroy will be the pictures of this dickhole every website opengraph uses. you know the ones, they're seared in your memory too

The dream of technology is a planet devoid of life where a single iPad asks what minor league baseball team Michael Jordan played for during his retirement and an artificial intelligence responds “splorps”

I’m waiting until it goes on sale but I love the idea of this game where it’s a survival resource management sim with a coat of Star Trek on it, and very importantly it opens the door to a DS9 Sid Meier style space mall game

The new Xbox will get you make your womb incredibly fertile. If you do not have a womb, it will serve as one. This is the power of Xbox.

John Roberts is not breaking from Trump and is not neutrally applying the law. Anyone pretending otherwise needs to have a long look in the mirror and reflect on what clearly core aspect of their identity needs to believe something so laughably false

AliExpress is full of wonders

am I the only one around here who still believes in cancel culture www.buzzfeed.com/markdistefan...

🚩marked safe from Caring That Much About Will Stancil

i tell ya who else is a sore fuckmann. it’s uhhh. well. you know what i can’t do this anymore

yeehaw

AI industries need to be regulated immediately. This is only the start.

bruce mouat, your icy eyes, cool demeanor, and precise curling have entranced me

Im scared to dial the number

I don’t respect Shark Tank after learning it’s called Dragon’s Den in Canada. Dragons are shrewd cruel experts of financial gain while sharks are mindless eating machines, who do you think understands my idea for probiotic microwave lasagnas better

honestly now that I’ve been doing this all day, I’ve realized she was actually so real for this (found out I have cancer)

The Enigma of Bulworth Fault

TRANS SPORTS!!! BAD BUNNY!!! MUSLIMS BANNING DOGS!!!

I ordered 1,000 sex arses and it's extremely unclear if I am paying tariffs or not

It might’ve been their diet, I’ll bet none of them are on a meat and raw milk only diet. The vegetables might be what’s causing it

"at least the queen isn't alive to see this" yeah but she knew about all this shit. i do agree tho it's chill that she's dead

when you’re a fascist trying to consolidate power it’s a good idea to tell soldiers their pay system is now literally a race to the bottom

this is literally me btw. i am that friend

a beautiful calm washes over me

i need a new phone case so i started looking at phone cases, became overwhelmed and gave up immediately

When quarterbacks are in the huddle they should stop doing the whole Omaha Z 28 Falcon! Hutt! Blue! thing and instead do really funny jokes from top stand up comedians to paralyze the defenders with laughter

The Republican Party is like one of those things where the police announce that a bunch of guys that owe child support have won a prize and then arrest them when they come to claim it but for rounding up pedophiles and perverts

no force on earth could get me to read that fucking verge article lmfao

People who use IQ to justify their racism never bring up how the authors of their beliefs thought penis size was inverse to intelligence

what part of "you'd have to pay me to watch this roster" do you people not understand

I’m not saying this guy should kill himself but what I am saying is that if I found myself in his shoes I would definitely kill myself

"Food Processor" might be the most ominous sounding kitchen appliance. What does it do? Subjects it to The Process. Your food will be Altered by the Process. Please do not resist.

Morally clarity vs. the usual moral slop. I know how I’d vote!

“frame mogged.” Jesus Christ. I have to live here for like forty more years. And that’s if I’m lucky. Frame mogged

a real "san jose guy" thing i saw on multiple occasions is guys who dont smoke but show up to the bar with a zippo to do little zippo flip tricks and light cigarettes for the women who do smoke. nasty ass! you work at ebay!! stop it !!

Donald Trump has announced a 10,000% tariff on all supreme court decisions

i hate how funny he can be

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