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ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

never kill yourself you must outlive the terrorist state of israel

as ever, if you ask people if they think art should exist for their enjoyment they will say yes, and then if you ask them if the people making the art should get paid for it they'll tell you "no that's a fake job"

it’s crazy how life for everyone has just gotten noticably worse immediately as trump became president again

Steven Universe is a show about God negotiating with themself and discovering profound empathy for their creation by living amongst it, in doing so going through metaphorical death and resurrection. It's Jesus. Steven is Jesus. Deeply Catholic show. Right down to the confessional catharsis aspect.

i think in a few decades we will view what being online has done to certain peoples brains the way we view the effects of lead poisoning on society

It's that easy folks

iran war disrupts caitlyn jenner tel aviv experience

new Adonis squeak video dropped

People think ICE guys cover their faces for anonymity but it's actually because they're ugly. Horrific to look at

israel starting to sound like an abusive husband “you forced me to hit you”

it rocks that the mandated position for every president is that they allow israel do basically do whatever they want as long as the media reports they are “concerned” or “frustrated” with israel

I don’t even think we can conceptualize the magnitude of the transfer of wealth that would occur if we succeeded in seizing capital and building socialism in the US. No just for this country but for the entire world

Something that can easily drive you insane is you look around and everything's on fire, then you turn on the TV and people are talking about how not enough things are on fire these days and Congress is trying to pass the Fund Our Fires Act

"I asked ChatGPT and it said..." well I asked the screaming skull cyborg from Robocop 2 and it said "WWWUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" and fell over.

I hope one of them wins but I’m already very proud of them for making their campaign “Andrew Cuomo is a gigantic piece of shit”

waiting to be invited to bedtime

Anyone driving slower than me is a dumbass and anyone driving faster than me is an asshole

It's racist of you to attack me for who I am (a guy who blew up your house)

Good water level music in a video game should make you feel as if you have returned to the womb.

favorite dumb comics thing is how some american guy doing too much coke in the 80s would invent a terrible superhero like "sandwich boy" as a joke and then some british guy doing too many sedatives in the 90s would be like "sandwich boy can create a 'reality sandwich' and is thus a living god"

every rightwinger online has become soy

i love when someone says “L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+” out lout and you can somehow hear the periods. just say faggots this is taking forever

Fusion intelligence centers are basically full time chain email forwarding departments where cops freak each other out about shit they mostly make up

jk simmons srs simmons

Almost finished the Asmongold script

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Okay, Bluesky peeps. I’m here to give an explainer on the crazy sh*t that’s happening right now in the Middle East. Strap in. Basically, Israel is like Harry Potter, aka the boy who lived. Iran is Lord Voldemort, 1/🧵

I love transit

there's been a fair amount of commentary on this but i think a big thing that Cuban et al. think but don't want to say (because it's embarrassing) is that they don't like that they're treated like everyone else here and that no one really cares who they are. they suck at posting and are facing that

Her name is Racist Grandma, and her journey to being a Trump supporter is more complicated than the divisive narrative the media often tries to spin. Come and learn as we explore her alarming views on the papacy

cool graphs man. come down to my vault i have an amontillado i’d love for you to try

Anybody in the media not being crystal clear that Trump and Netanyahu started this war with Iran are liars doing fascist propaganda, full stop.

NO KINGS [whistle]

when people talk about how LLMs could become skynet or whatever because it's angry at us that's obviously fucking stupid. but when it starts talking like morpheus to mentally ill people to convince them they can fly like neo if they jump off a building then yeah that's a real concern

last night, for one of if not the first time ever, i scooped up Adonis and held him like a baby and carried him into the other room, and i wasn't sure how he'd react to it but he seemed confused more than anything. he sat and stared at me for a long time afterward like "much to think about"

So the most immediately prophetic thing about the CIVIL WAR movie and the current state of America is this guy - this guy seems to be reigning supreme out there now.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

Confirmed we didn't know shit lol

When Sabrina Carpenter’s teenage fans walk into their local Tower Records to buy her new CD I think they’ll be shocked by its raunchy cover art

Of course I knew the piano would fall on my head and the keys would pop out of my mouth like teeth. Have you considered that I manipulated events to achieve this exact outcome? How does that benefit me? Well I can't reveal my plans

getting mad when i open the newspaper and see the headline of an interview i gave is "Meet the Huge Dumbass Making Life Harder for Everyone" smiling complacently when i see the subheader is "And Here's Why It's Important to Pay Attention to What She Thinks"

So if I understand best practices for No Kings correctly from social media, when the cops charge with horses or start throwing bombs at us we should immediately lie down flat on the ground and try to take a li’l nap?

same guy

"Kill the cop in your head." No, that's where I keep my imaginary Columbo who whenever I am upset that some rich asshole is escaping comeuppance I think about him going "Just one more thing and I'll get outta your hair." *Sigh* My imagination is the one place where good cops exist.

Cool Dog

ok that got a little heated. here’s a photo of Frog for your troubles

if i see stephen king at the no kings march istfg

lord i do not often pray for you to deliver wet bulb temperatures and/or flash floods to my home in the district of columbia, but

I don’t even know what Cuban means about a “lack of diversity of thought” on Bluesky. I don’t consider someone barging into your replies to say “actually black people owned slaves” or “God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve” to be “diversity of thought”

No other way to describe this outside of this is nazi shit

all the comments on this are like “wow those IDIOTS let people escape, those utter fools haha” and like. that’s fine. I want them to escape. we don’t need to hire someone better for that, actually

there should be one new video game console, it should only be updated once every 10 years, it should play all the games, and it should have cigarette style warning all over it about the perils of the Gamer lifestyle

NEW EPISODE we are joined by brace belden to talk about the rise of the Soy Right online and also the size of hulks penis spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0QWH... youtube: youtu.be/7eMKkkRWN5o

if you're in Minnesota you have to go get this member of the Adonis extended family. right now!!

Routine part of the reactionary playbook. They either misrepresent studies or cite ones that don't exist. In the case of the former, the actual people behind the studies will say this is wrong, and are either met with silence or "well, you're biased" www.npr.org/2025/06/13/n...

i ran over gary sinise in my GMC yukon and dragged his body for almost six miles

no one who has seen a squirrel carrying a french fry in its mouth could believe humanity's influence on the earth is purely destructive

i think if you post like "oh FUCK" or "well shit. this is it" when you're just watching wrestling or baseball or whatever you should say you're just watching tv. 50000 bad things are happening at once and you're flipping out because someone did the diamond cutter

I’m a huge fucking fascist loser. Today I’m going to become an even bigger fascist loser

watching msm in real time manufacture consent for why israel had to first strike iran is basically this generations wmd lie. they are shaping public opinion to develop an appetite to go to war with iran.

we should have seen this tech cult mysticism coming the moment they started calling 3rd party datacentrs "the cloud"

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: CIA DIRECTOR JOHN RATCLIFFE TO DECLASSIFY FILES ON DANGEROUS “CHIRAL MINDSET” PSYCHIC EXPERIMENTS

I love to be an NBA analyst and say things like “Game 4 of the finals is very important”

This was at an event designed to make it look *good*

Pay attention to the MAGA pundits criticizing Trump and Netanyahu for attacking Iran. Most of them will go right back to riding Trump's nuts by the end of the week.

Climbing John Fetterman like he’s a Colossus from Shadow of the Colossus.

shot, chaser

chuck schumer: "it's time to break out the f bombs. yea that's right. i FUCKING want to bomb Iran"

“Socialism is bad for a countries economy” they say. Meanwhile cubas gdp per cap is above hundreds of capitalist countries

I’d have to say the worst aesthetic of all time is “creepy circus”. Just nothing good you can do with that aesthetic

gonna be so pissed off if my phone wakes me up to warn me about an incoming icbm when i could have died in my sleep

Incredible work by the CBS News headline writer here.

We have to all face the fact that people who voted for Trump are stupid. Every single one of them is a rube. I don’t care if they are related to you

The Prisoner is based on a simple concept: What if you made a TV show that was interesting instead of uninteresting whenever a choice between the two was available

[trying to get trans women to go to the gym voice] cardio is important because it makes you better at living and if you are trans you have to live

They should do a Godfather remake with animated cats where it’s exactly as violent but when a cat says that someone sleeps with the fishes they all turn to the camera and wink because kitty cats love fish, and then right back to the explicit horrifying violence

seeing a lot of good criticisms of this but the thing that stands out the most to me here is that the word "we" only appears once, and then switches to using "you" for the rest. only trans people are expected to do all that hard stuff

There's no point in screenshotting the overwhelming examples of pundits who pretended to be anti-war and now are drooling at the opportunity to for a full scale invasion of Iran. Most people knew that. It's figures like Glenn Greenwald who tried to convince you the "anti-war" right was even a thing

I threw a molotov cocktail into my neighbor's house and now they're extremely mad at me for no reason. Please pray for me I'm in hiding

person in adjacent stall flushes once: that's normal. i am safe two flushes: the electronic sensor is probably touchy. no reason for concern three flushes: thats a lot but we've all been there four flushes: this is concerning. something is wrong five flushes: i am in danger. we are all in danger

just read spoilers on the wheel of samsara and it turns out whales were the meta for the last 34 million years. everyone who built around land mammal builds are fucked lol

You live in a dictatorship of capital but you don’t realize it because they let you vote for pre selected candidates once every four years

air drop him into LA they need his help on the streets

the 10 best tech innovations in the last few years are 1-9 incredible, borderline miraculous medical breakthroughs. number 10 though has gotta be those wireless bird feeder cameras

normies shouldn't use computers

"matching donations" is such a nasty idea. rich guy stands next to a homeless guy on the street and says "i won't give him a dollar unless you do"

i first met mother when her face appeared before me saying peekaboo. but then she disappeared moments later. she's a good example of why people are often way more complicated than critics suggest

god i love being married. i try not to brag about it too much but i LOVE having a husband and being married to him. i can't believe i just get to keep hanging out with him forever

There's a little bit of a horseshoe thing going on with Trump fans and haters who say he's playing 3D chess every time he slips on a banana peel and gets his head stuck in a bucket

Sorry, but this woman is a gullible loser. And the subject of the article isn’t much better!

i have never understood the desire to back up your posts, here or on twitter. be like the rocks along the waterbank, not a stone abandoned to the desert

THE US MILITARY IS NOW ARRESTING PEOPLE IN LOS ANGELES

mob racketeering as a campaign strategy

They literally disrupted nuclear deescalation talks scheduled for Sunday by jumping the gun and launching missiles. The lies at this point are just so fucking egregious