Top recent posts by LGBTQ+ Content Creators and Allies on Bluesky

let's all take a moment to thank the EU for being the only slightly serious governing body in the west

sometimes i think we're all riffing on something funny only to find out other people involved are sincerely, extremely mad

Cops had footage from a nearby camera of this guy destroying a Flock camera and the grand jury still tossed the case👍

Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread

the political centrist sphere will never reckon with why the data center hate happened but the tech industry blew it. they went all in on aligning themselves with the far right, upholding elon musk with their “move fast and break things” mindset, and all that happened was everything got worse

Okay who made this comic? We are trying to find the creator for permission to include it in a book about my mister gotcha panel.

if spreadsheet people was ever meant as an insult, i am reclaiming it. my columns and rows are beautiful even if others don't see what i see within them

so this is what it felt like for catholics when kennedy won

The Spreadsheet People

"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke

if avoiding an AI future constitutes a ‘generational L’ then christ just let me take the L www.patreon.com/raxkingisdea...

imagine you’re this guy and you’ve spent your adult life playing jam band sandinista in nicaragua wondering what the hell is up with your weird sister and finally, FINALLY someone asks. someone wants to know about the number one weirdo of your life

im the dumbest motherfucker on the planet and i fell for a guy on you tube saying that polio is good for you. you have to be nice to me and treat my views as if theyre normal things an adult with a functioning brain might blelieve

Can't relate to shows about a cool guy with a sense of justice who rights various wrongs. Our media should feature true heroes, titans of industry. Flabby middle aged guys who do fraud and post hateful memes online

Does anyone want to discuss a topic? By which I mean talk past each other in a way that enables us both to get mad

The financial markets slowly realizing that the U.S. government is in the hands of morons and charlatans? Better late than never

idk what yall are talking about on here but it seems like a lot of people posting angry paragraphs when you could instead be looking at these extremely good pictures of me and the baby

feels like she’s just doing a bit at this point

the hatred towards my use of AI on this website has unfortunately forced me to return to X, where i can always find civilized conversation with users like basedracist88 and The Gentleman Bitch Strangler

New long comic on the way. It’s crazy

Went in for a dermatologist checkup and they asked to see my ass. Caught me off guard and I think I said "Sure!" and probably sounded too eager. You gotta be nonchalant when someone asks to see your ass

GTA should do Hot Coffee for real this time. They let you fuck a bear man in Baldur’s Gate, who cares.

We should make computers that run on gasoline. I want it to go vroom vroom when I send an email

It’s so funny that people genuinely believe that AEW is a leftist wrestling company, there are zero leftist wrestling companies, they are carnies

i just learned that this guy i know named Brian who seems to travel between DC and NYC like every other day is actually two guys named Brian who live in two different cities

I lived in LA for 15 years and I don't think there's a more damaging move to your candidacy for mayor in Los Angeles than coming out against taco trucks/stands. They're one of the few things that everybody seems to agree are good!

i propose a Grand Compromise: all sides of this agree to adopt the same rule sports fans abide by. don't tell me about your fantasy league results or your claude projects unless i very explicitly ask

EVERYONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Bringing this energy to posting

I get that there’s a zen quality to building but at a certain point when you’re assembling 3500 different plastic pieces that cost you 330 dollars so you can create a 1:1 scale copy of the Xbox it might strike you that what you’re doing is building a non-working Xbox

[explaining my continued active presence on stormfront's child pornography subforum] they hate how i use the computer different

I'M IN NEW YORK WHERE IS ROBERT MOSES

August 20

you guys have to admit it's pretty funny how boiling mad you all got at once over the phrase 'spreadsheet people.' come on now. everyone's made their posts and counter-posts now let's all shake hands laugh at ourselves and rebuild this community center even better than it was before!

No one in my family will address me with a crisp, respectful “yes, Chef!” even though I cooked us a delicious hot dog dinner just days ago.

(kicking down the door of your house) look at these Fucking numbers i made up

the taxi driver who picked me up from the airport rode in silence for ten minutes then pointed at someone's outfit through the window and said "Bit fucking much, isn't it?"

I know I said I was going to stop getting pissed off online but truly this take was personally designed in a lab to piss me off

maybe you should spend less time worrying about being called "spreadsheet people" and more time spreading it in the sheets for people

Here’s my contribution to the spreadsheet discourse: Bluesky should let you post two dimensional threads

You want to live like spreadsheet people You want to see whatever spreadsheet people see You want to sleep with spreadsheet people You want to sleep with spreadsheet people like me? But she didn't understand She just smiled and held my hand

I'm writing about the Roman Iron Age (c. 1-400 AD) in Scandinavia. It sounds like a misnomer, because the Romans never conquered Scandinavia, but Romean influence was so powerful that it still transformed societies living hundreds of miles away: state formation, war, migration, huge economic shifts.

regardless of whether they're woke or chud, all internet forums lead to lowtax

I'm looking for a new therapist so I reached out to a local place, gave them all my info, and the therapist they matched me with is too beautiful. how am I supposed to deal with this

If you have a non-spreadsheets office job that's called spreadsheets-adjacent

The Ghost in the Shell’s Bye Bye Clay is one of the best episodes of anime all year, really in awe of Science Saru, but this specific image will live on for ages.

walked past a toy store that left out a bucket of chalk so I drew them a very bad hopscotch board. this evil world will never keep me from whimsymaxing

these guys gotta start getting beat to shit

I just walked into the dispensary and Running Up That Hill started playing. god has blessed this mission

“Naples, Florida-based Chicago radio host” probably the darkest phrase I’ll read all week

Now they’re both on a diplomatic mission to Hell

They should make Start Killing Games

Imagining a guy watching this show thinking “there’s something about this Sauron guy that doesn’t sit right with me”

few painters have the courage to depict the period of the nazarene's life when he declared he'd be down with the clown til he's dead in the ground

what are MAHA parents going to say in 10 years when their unvaccinated children are autistic anyway

There’s never been a time in an American history where it’s easier to be a Rasputin.

this is a less stupid idea than just making more sons of anarchy

"Data centers use up less water than berry farming!" Yes but it's now in addition to the water already being used and also berries are fun to eat and don't contribute to a mass surveillance dystopia

holy shit my train just got stopped by spider man fighting some villain that was so cool. wait a second. i think she's transitioning???

taco bell should get in on the peanut brittle game

Billionaires wield a dangerous amount of power and are incompatible with human rights. We will never all be free until we abolish them

electrolysis really is fucking magic. shaving this morning i found myself almost more surprised by where there was hair than where there wasn't. i know it's hair growth cycles and i still have a lot to do but holy shit!!!! that's so cool!!!!

Spreadsheet people New York and California Spreadsheet people I was born on Jupiter

No disrespect to those fine-ass remaining cities, but this was the year to put it in Minneapolis or St. Paul. C’mon. We have people still on the ropes (financially and otherwise) from the ICE invasion this year, we could have used some of that sweet sweeet convention $$. C’mon! FIX IT.

Part of why I liked Hater Week was that I feel like we have been cowed into a false sense of objectivity as an entire field when having strong emotions about a work of art is the entire reason I do this.

Not really gonna debate this because who gives a shit I just wanna say it conjured the phrase “person of computer experience” in my head and I rolled it around in my brain vision like a fine Merlot in a glass.

This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor i holler as I overturn the grill and turn the fourth age into the fourth of shit

Did she ultimately figure out that he can't read

writing advice www.patreon.com/merrittk/posts/writing-advice-167218018/

peace and love on planet earth

i got married 4 years ago today. which means that i have been married for the same amount of time that i went to college. which means i now basically have a degree in being a husband. which means that i will be putting it on my resume

got held at friendpoint to do karaoke which amazingly i haven't done before even though i love attention and captive audiences

Must be a day ending in y

god how i forgot how good (and funny) Sleepaway Camp is

I literally was posting a movie poster in this but it’s very funny to read it as referring to me

when the history podcast finally starts talking about bog bodies

Dear friend got the good news this week: after a tough year, they are cancer free. If you are a 35-40, please consider requesting a colonoscopy. Normally we don’t get tested until 45, but colon cancer incidence has skyrocketed among people under 40. It grows slowly. Catch it now. It’s worth it.

yesterday i swung by the store to last minute exchange the new hiking boots i got with different ones. the guy asked me where i was going. i told him i was getting deployed to vermont. he gasped, shook my hand, thanked me for my service, insisted i take the shoes for free, and then everyone clapped.

bluesky cannot actually die till i hit 100k followers (which is what killed tumblr)

how to domesticate bear domesticate bear fast bear domestication methods bear domestication "easy methods" befriend bear -chomped to death befriend bear -clawed to death

One of the saddest things about the new Spiderman movie using AI concept art is that has anyone involved in the project ever looked at the fan art? There's literally thousands of artists around the world who draw Spidey for the love of the game and you couldn't hire a single one of them?

the spreadsheet is a tool of liberation, actually

ok im like 2 hours into trying persona 5 and it's still a lot of tutorials and systems intros. how much longer until i'm actually playing the game i spent 17 whole dollary-doos on

Every family has a very precious Trivial Pursuit game from 1971 that you sometimes play despite all the questions being about Mark Spitz

People are mad about this but I absolutely agree with this in terms of Vampire Survivors specifically because the difficulty curve is so aggressively tailored to accommodate the player. Q-Up is an entire game that makes fun of this.

Spreadsheets are girls and databases are boys. You learn this at computer college in the first week.

not only is josh really funny but also one of the jokes in one of his specials is about me so i have an obvious stake in his career

honestly i don't know why i worry about tsa at this point. if i can go through tsa while trans with two incredibly stuffed bags with basically zero wait and not have any trouble, still arriving at my gate before boarding even starts? maybe traveling is actually easy.

update: my first appointment is right before my ketamine treatment next week . this is going to be so awesome

Been noticing an uptick in Monarch butterflies. Shoutout to those guys.

spent most of the next @trashfuture.bsky.social talking about post-punk while Riley tried to force the show back on track and I will never stop or change

guy put the stooges on a mix CD for me back in ninth grade, ten years later bam! dopesick in an apartment with no windows

a subway that is boiling hot and smells like stale piss... [chuckling reverently to myself] only in new york

sean took the teensiest bump in the road at the ever-so-slightliest wrong angle and broke the shit out of his ulna a year ago. say no to e-scooters

the polygon count on this mans jeans

outside your window