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the onion 2 months ago

I would rather die than create an account to continue

How did we get an entire corporate and political world full of scumbags and bastards, all we did was incentivize that behavior at every turn

everyone is insane now

Good morning !

Arrrghggggggghhhfgh

breaking: paws

It's really funny learning Trump has had exactly one friend in his whole life. And even funnier to learn who it was.

Another day participating in The Economy

there’s always some new health craze that will revolutionize health and quite literally all are scams to sell supplements because if they were telling you the truth all they’d tell you is get daily recommended amount of fiber, eat like 1 fruit a day and stop drinking soda daily

He picked Israel because it's younger than Palestine

four decades of dems appealing to bipartisanship later:

young men vindicated. job well done boys. woke 2 will be heralded by the fellas

it is very funny that whenever conservatives talk about ending wokeness it’s 90% of the time about making advertisements they want to jack off to

As they get more desperate to cover up their pervert president's crimes their discoveries start to sound like grocery store tabloids from 1998

I've long said if the Democratic Party wants to run candidates who believe in nothing and peddle corporate-friendly schlock the candidate has to at least be Cool. But most people can't be Barack Obama so it's better to just believe in something and be authentic about it. You can't be boring AND fake

Trump is hiding 100,000 pages of something called "the pedo files" and the only thing he cares about in the world is looking good, so I think it's fair to jump to the obvious conclusion of what's in there. It's barely a hop to the conclusion really

this is genuinely one of the most cruel and evil things i have ever read in my life

If we work together I think we can find a way to solve fascism with tax credits

every now and then i catch myself diligently reading someone’s long-ass thread on here before im like…hang on. i don’t care about any of this

When my giant cat starts yelling at me for food again

BLACK DAHLIA MURDER REVEALED! Famous cold case finally solved after ChatGPT admits that its code houses the reincarnated spirit of an itinerant salesman who killed elizabeth short while drifting through los angeles in 1947. The chatbot further noted, "killing felt good and I'll do it again if I can"

I’m still waiting for an explanation of the three times that Mr Bean is seen walking across frame in the Epstein jail video. What was he doing there?

what was the one thing he said? i notice you forgot to mention that

He’s saying this because he’s a Nazi and thinks Jewish people control Trump not for any correct reason you fucking imbecile why the fuck are you promoting his fucking content you stupid fuck

⚠️ THIS POST IS NOT AN INVITATION TO MAKE FUN OF THE UK. WE ARE STRICTLY HERE IN OUR CAPACITY AS BURGER LOVING AMERICANS TO APPRECIATE NOVEL BURGER CRAFTSMANSHIP ⚠️ jockey whopper burger

whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao

"Mr. Sulzberger extends his warmest gratitude to top IDF brass for yet another delightful Ein Gedi mineral oil care package."

what if you took one of the most miserable hobbies and made it sound significantly worse with each additional clause

Liv agar update: I was in Montreal

Like most people, I grew up believing luddite meant "regressive" or "anti-technology" but actually the luddites were professionals, artisans and craftspeople, and they were upset about machines taking away not just their jobs, but also the art of the work they produced. Sound familiar?

can't say i've ever seen a news org do a "from hell's heart i stab at thee" move before

oh is that what the cops in Uvalde had during that school shooting

you think you're going to take my hard-earned microplastics for free?

if throwing trans people under the bus isn't a dealbreaker for you then I don't really give a shit what you think beyond that. saves time, prevents a devious little weathervane ratfucker like buttigieg from worming his way into a candidacy to lose something important. try growing some integrity, man

Instead of concluding "Jews in America's most Jewish city, especially the younger generations, reject the electoral demands of Jewish fascists," the ADL et al will raise millions screaming "🚨New York Imperils Jewish Existence🚨"

lol holy shit www.nickforisraelforcongress.us

One time I got a text from someone whose kid was in little league and was asking what the best cleats to buy were and I responded that they had the wrong number and I didn’t coach little league but then they were like “ok but do you know?”

Of course I was not personal friends with Jeffrey Epstein. Not after he began poaching my sex teenagers.

Gaza Freedom Flotilla Coalition has released statement that Black labour leader Chris Smalls faced physical violence that no one else on Handala did. He was severely beaten by several IDF soldiers while being kidnapped and held in Israeli custody. He was delivering baby formula to Gaza

Superman, Fantastic Four, The Naked Gun, going all the way back to Sinners: Someone in Hollywood seems to have figured out that summertime audiences are searching for that elusive concept known as "a good time at the movies"

idk man i just think that the fact that so many trans people are trying to raise cost of living money is so indicative of everything

he pointed to pelosi and biden’s repeated statements that they want a “strong republican party” as evidence for their affection for child molesters

approaching “let them eat cake” levels of madness here

Subway Jared gonna somehow be put in charge of the FDA

I deeply dislike the cool new phrase “war fighters” used by so many people I deeply dislike. Grow up, fools.

Vertical integration

dude trying to shoot NFL officials accidentally kills largest landlord in USA. lol sure

Don’t Look Up was a documentary

THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Women are conformists who enforce the culture 😡 and that’s why they are against the culture and trying to bring it down 😡 it’s like how sometimes they marry you and are a ball & chain 😡 and then they divorce you and you cry all day 😡

i love holding real news in my hands

YOU CAN TALK ABOUT BOTH!!!! The president being blackmailed by a Mossad pedo ring and being involved in human trafficking in the 90s with his fake modeling agency is a big fucking deal. Dems need to stop being lazy and do their fucking jobs.

resetting my attention span by forcing myself to watch one (1) whole movie without looking at my phone

family told me to wear a bra 🥲

My feelings on the latest Sydney Sweeney discourse is that she was in Madame Web and Madame Web’s real name is Cassandra Webb because she sees the future like Cassandra and Webb is kind of like Web and she’s a Spiderman

been recently describing "having ideas" as "receiving ecstatic visions" in interviews about the new book to see if it casts me in a more mysterious light

This is an insane take, because Jimmy Savile was protected from on high by Thatcher's government while AT SAME TIME they introduced explicitly anti-LGBT Section 28 in order to "PrOtEcT tHe cHiLdReN" from learning anything about gay people. They censored LGBT ppl, he was put forward for knighthood.

So are the Pete Buttigieg and Gavin Newsom democrats ready to admit that pre-maturely attacking trans people or being tougher on immigration or deep throating capitalism is not only not necessary to win elections but maybe the reason the corporate wing of the party is in the toilet?

i feel like when i say "american football is a bloodsport" people think i'm exaggerating but i mean it quite seriously. absolutely barbaric sport of glorified violence that churns through people like tamura who never even make it to the NFL to get paid for how broken their body is.

Oh then all the Palestinians would get their homes rebuilt and not be starved right

“Can’t we all come together around a unifying compassionate candidate we can all agree on like the guy who everybody hates that harassed all those women?”

i'm convinced a good 30-40% of the right wing elite backlash is because the media can't write headlines like this anymore

say hello to my little friend

Okay, how about this? One reskeetle = one recommendation

My mom the moment she hears I'm visiting even though it's a month away

hear me out: wooden toy play set but it's the tom wilkinson baguettes

It's killing me that Israel confiscated, processed and photographed a bunch of snus pouches. Clown country

if roddy piper asked me to try on some sunglasses i would just say "sure"

reading this, hard not to come to the conclusion that at the very least there’s been a big coverup of terrible incompetence. possibly something much worse.

Just an fyi, the maga people aren’t turning on Trump, he will just do something mega racist and they will be like “this man is the king we always knew he was”

your mid 20s are for being broke, doing drugs and becoming a dj

god i've had enough of this fucking guy. he doesn't even realize how fucking stupid he sounds

this is so fucked for my friends in england who have fallen out of favor with the emperor and must protect their families

lots of nice messages today. can’t respond to everything but i’m so grateful and happy, what a lovely launch day, everything i could ask for 🌿👁️🤝 here’s a photo of me giving @tuck.bsky.social The Business onstage. okay. i love you goodnight see you thursday brooklyn

I got the placeholder Ho-Oh in Pokemon TCG pocket

Say goodbye to fear of speaking new language

You should worry about something else

It's disgusting that I've become the target of a witch hunt simply because of my hobbies (practicing witchcraft)

1 like = 1 legally binding agreement to send me $1000

americans are finally ready to have a famous blonde with a huge rack sell them consumer goods

I randomly want to remind people that Trey Parker & Matt Stone got their start in L.A. making weird racist corporate propaganda for Dennis Prager. This is For Goodness Sake 2

logging on

The more time passes the more I think she is kind of a wise sage

the guy who wrote this works at nbc now

Been thinking a lot in light of the VISA stuff about Beyond Citadel and how it could not exist without an ecosystem of the most depraved media imaginable. Perverts hold up half of the sky.

Beetlejuice is listed in the Epstein flight logs three times. Kash Patel accidentally made him appear in his office while reviewing the files

it's happening

Report suggests arms still flow from Canada to Israel despite denials. Similar to France and the UK. World leaders are pretending to be shocked at the genocide they're arming and funding www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Update: Being evicted and we're flat broke again. However, we're about to move to a cheaper place ($1,500). All donations will go directly to our move-in costs

I think sim games work for so many franchises. Give me a Cheers bar sim where I manage Norm’s emotional state and get him and Cliff to fall in love

closing a loop >>>>>>> circling back