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Trading Places is about how the secret to being rich is to have two vindictive perverts give you a lot of money, and that’s why it’s an all time Christmas movie.

they should make a gloryhole for kissing

Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house

I’m reading Search and Destroy by Atsushi Kaneko right now. The forward in the first volume mentions his work being influenced by Daniel Clowes, Charles Burns, Coop, and Frank Kozic. I can definitely see that, and particularly these frames really remind me of Burns especially

there's still time to sire an heir this year

Stoke is such a good addition to heel FTR's act. A little chickenshit seasoning for a pair of justifiably arrogant tough guys. 🤼

This is an I sleep / real shit moment for me. You can’t say that about Matthew Lillard

I don’t begrudge Tarantino his opinions, but let’s just say that shit like this is not dissimilar to the reason why I couldn’t finish Cinema Speculation bsky.app/profile/ign....

There’s a guy on reddit who’s a heroin addict and a pastry chef, goated existence ngl.

a penis always rises towards the moon

That collision main event was fucking awesome

This here is about as expensive as a millipede trip to the Nike store (I say confidently knowing many will accept my new colloquialism)

This here is about as expensive as a millipede trip to the Nike store (I say confidently knowing many will accept my new colloquialism”

Hey quick reminder before you post that everyone has already had every thought & experience you’ll ever have, we can all see the future, and we all hate you. Anyway go ahead

When you absolutely need a good movie to put on, accept no substitutions

Don’t Doubt Big Jim www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

I agree with this whole thread though I’d say the people in France who say the racism isn’t a problem there are the same people who say racism isn’t a problem in America. Like the phenomenon I’d say is as far reaching as “ummm hello, we had a black president”

Was wondering why Zootopia 2 was on my Jellyfin server and it had accidentally misidentified the movie Zoo.

I love the elaborate, beautiful pencil drawings on the covers of sketch pads. I am going to use it to make shitty images of cartoon beatniks and angry muscle guys

at 40k i will show u my warhammer guys

ahh man this one always hits

ROH Final Battle was great, as you might expect from a show headlined by two of the best women's wrestlers in the world and one of the best men. A couple of non-title bouts felt more like Collision 9:10pm specials than PPV matches but whatever. The people cry out for Face Beast Mortos. 🤼

Seeing Weird Al do Killing in the Name was great but I’m gonna need to hear Zack de la Rocha’s take on Eat It to see who is better

Gorky Park is on TV

lol at the Anna’s Archive hat

I’m faffing off to a lad mag

Gday

than gin-&-limes you are cooler, darling, o come back to me (john berryman)

When I try my hardest to not say something mean about someone but then I realized that I am my father and that’s actually fine

James Madison is the Arizona State of the East Coast, and them being a half of football away from getting into the college playoff is utterly incredible

Star Trek fans basically have to pretend this never happened because Worf basically tries to destroy a planet because his wife wears a one piece swimsuit lol like he’s irredeemable he needs to go on trial for war crimes

AMADEUS (Forman, 1984)

I think the funniest thing about the 12 team college football playoff is how it took a game between an undefeated #1 and undefeated #2, which happens every 20 or so years, and made it mean almost less than nothing

(preacher voice) you know who's neck isn't full any more?

The funny thing about Anthology 4 is that if it had come out before any of the deluxe edition box sets, it’d be the best of the four Anthologies, but instead it’s the worst and a pretty good example of the contempt with which Apple treats Beatles fans

Sometimes the rfk jr steak on a wooden cutting board 1488 Chud meal be hitting

Legs are no longer coming 😔

rfk is stupid and evil but in 2020 the CDC was literally telling us to wash our hands and sing happy birthday to stop an airborne disease from spreading. both things can be true

Critical support to Matthew Lillard in his battle against “the foot man”

It will be funny if Mamdani is at this event and Trump isn’t

The clock, you could say, is ticking

Told my friends about my personal and mental health struggles and ended it with “don’t worry I’m gonna be normal in like two weeks.” So now I’m on deadline

Weird Al debuts his new parody of APT. by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars that features extensive instructions on how to 3D print a gun and then just lists the Forbes 400 richest people.

"We killed these people because they were on a list we made of people we want to kill" Oh ok no further questions then

there's a taylor line that goes "in my defense I have none" which unfortunately bangs

He admit it - Hegseth gave the orders to kill

David Zaslav, a man who fucking hates movies with ever fiber of his being, is selling his movie company to a company, Netflix, that fucking hates movies with every fiber of it's being.

had a mixed drink. disgusting style

went to a Christmas party for 25 minutes because my audio processing was so bad that I heard everything everyone in the house was saying at once, felt like when they're trying to show you in a movie that a telepath is getting overwhelmed. nice to see people though

"Hello they call me mr movies because of how much I fucking hate movies, i fucking hate them all fuck you movies I hate you fucking movies gimme billion please thank you"

I'm sorry, but Haywood Jabeagentleman was a stone cold banger and how fucking dare all of you!

they should change their name back to facebook at this point

celebs are so much more attractive than they look on tv it's wild. you're usually seeing them next to other attractive people so the bar gets raised to an insane degree. i worked for nikki glaser once and it was hard to be normal around her lol

A cat should be able to fetch a 12oz. beverage can from the refrigerator upon request

I find high-profile, public apologies morbidly fascinating... no one is every happy with them... the one I think about all the time is the lady in NYC who pretending to be Afro-Latina omg. Jessica 'La Bombalera' Krug.... I revisit her apology on Medium sometimes

While I understand that the somewhat popular notion that a lot of men who died in Vietnam whose bodies weren’t recovered were instead kept as POWs and are still alive or lived decades past the end of the war is bullshit, I like to believe there’s 1 American vet still alive in a bamboo cage now.

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but artists have always responded to the culture and the times they’re in. I think of that as the artist’s charge. there’s undeniably a gloomy tech-bro pall over the arts right now and I’m advocating for artists to lean into the less “clean” tendencies (that I think a lot of us have)

Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff

It’s noteworthy that Sydney Sweeney has only recently started to say what she really thinks about all the Nazis who thought she was their Aryan goddess now that it’s a lot more obvious that MAGAWorld’s “popularity” has been revealed to be a mirage. I hope it’s because she has new management?

I audibly just said “nooo” when Darby said “Jack Perry” like someone punched me

i went to the store they had nachos and hot dogs but no modelo

I’ve ALWAYS supported the Palestinian people, mac! [falls off the stage]

i guess that makes me feel better about crying screaming throwing up because i need like $20k

well "fun" is never necessary which is all I asked for. my thoughts on thinking and nonthinking machines have yet to be revealed

Y'know, I don't really know what it is I do that people seem to like me, but I think some of it is just being enthusiastic about what I like, be it niche videogames, horror movies, or whatever else I'm fixated on, 'cos that's often what I appreciate in others; just folks loving what they're into.

I’m so happy there’s three media companies now. That’s so much choice!

"what makes fifa qualified to give peace prizes??" what makes the nobel committee qualified to do it? don't let imposter syndrome stop you from living your best life

Wilford Brimley. Hard target.

Just learned about something called “Krampus” it’s wild, I think it’s evil Santa as far as I can tell

need a fuckass job need fuckass money for my fuckass life

Santa is canonically Black. Sorry haters, he’s Black. It’s history. Yakub created a white devil Claus to conquer him but the real Santa (Black) defeated him and that’s part of the Christmas miracle. Eat shit Megyn Kelly.

call her charlie kirk the way she give neck

Being fired for cause is just like a pogrom…

would you guys be surprised to find out i'm a complete and utter failure

everyone is having the time of their lives at the saturday night recreation event without me

It’s been long enough since I’ve seen a Grummz tweet that it was actually a little shocking to be reminded of how dumb he is lmao

something something putting the shart before the horse

do you guys wanna rock each others worlds all night or not really

When you’re younger I think it’s easier to say “the movies that inspired this are better” which is true, but it’s also Kazuto Nakazawa and Yuen Woo-ping’s movie too and it feels wrong to dismiss that.

i would survive a great fall even if i was an egg man

driving 120 mph with nothing to say

MOON GO LOOK AT MOON

(unit in a strategy game voice) consider your cheeks clapped, sir

Mercedes Moné is also like a woman from a world where pro wrestling is real, but it's somehow the world of Jem and the Holograms too. 🤼

It’s like hitting the ejector seat. Extremely satisfying to just reject their schtick

showing this pic to the hairdresser

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so much depends upon a red wheelbarrow glazed with rain water besides the white chickens bsky.app/profile/achi...

Counterpoint: you know who else loved soccer?

I can’t imagine this tops the title game for Kirby Smart in terms of sticking it to Bama, but if it keeps Bama out of the playoff, it’ll probably be close

Oh hello, Grey lady. Look at you go you hungry hungry girl

The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long

[bluesky user seeing a trans woman with a tenuous grasp on reality] oh i bet i can make this worse

people forget the reason why we intervened in Somalia, they aligned with us, the US, against Soviet-aligned Ethiopia. BUT we didn't help Somalia with much military aid so the Ethiopians and Cubans crushed them and their nation fell apart so we took their best and brightest instead

WAKE UP DEAD MAN: four and a half Hail Marys and Our Fathers

She’s wonderful in everything. I could say “Paul” and it would make sense. I could say “copycat” and it would make sense