Recent posts by LGBTQ+ Content Creators and Allies on Bluesky

this was the single best day of restaurant labor i’ve ever experienced

I’m so old and mad. All I do is sit around and get mad about young people because my life is incredibly empty

Thinking about when Wanda Sykes made fun of Bill Maher to his face last month and he took it so badly lol

Can you imagine being in Queensryche and sitting in a hot tub being forced to explain what all of your songs are about? Bleak

Christ, what an asshole

america is all about starving cuba and killing 1 million arabs annually and giving 10 trillion dollars to israel and if you complain about that you’ll be put in a concentration camp

I know it's narrow-minded of me but whenever I read a contemporary short story and the writer starts doing accent work I just think yeah ok big guy

My contribution to the Fred Willard Da God discourse today: to me this is a perfectly delivered punchline youtu.be/Zdx4EBgtA2I

There’s a guy in there and every couple of hours he goes to the bathroom or the food court

Honestly we should have all known we were in a dangerous global decline as soon as Hollywood struggled to make a new movie about Blade

(me pretending to know anything about Curling) “Well now he’s got to get the stone in the middle”

[Nazi makes multiple blood and soil arguments to resuscitate conspiracies about "Jewish imposters," challenges Jews to take DNA test] ["Leftists"]: Wow!! You gotta hand it to this guy! I might not agree with everything the Nazi says, but here he Speaks the Truth!

This country is under some kind of wizard's curse where every 50 years there's a crisis that reminds everyone why it's bad for a small gang of obscenely rich assholes to control everything, and we go ohhh and then we all immediately forget again

People love to say that you can indulge in chocolate if you get 80% cacao and are ok with chocolate tasting like bitter terrible poison instead of good like a Reese’s

Show is UP youtu.be/SzzSFbVtEVA

Not sure if “the way we would like” is the same for you and me. But I’ve already addressed the total surrender premise you offer: it ain’t true. I appreciate many local political leaders (esp from the Minneapolis city council) as you can see from my timeline. Some of the bravest and best people!

Why is Canada playing with yellow curling stones if our flag is red

Did Mad Magazine’s parody call it Blubbering Heights, or do I have to do everything around here

legitimately i am going to end it all

Everyone in the jury pool is fucking up really bad by coping to this shit, you’ve got an incredible opportunity and you’re blowing it, if they asked me to be in the jury pool I would pretend I had no idea who the dude was

there have been many moments in romeo is a deadman that have made me say "oh my fucking god" out loud but i think this one is hitting the hardest

The fact that both the right and liberals were able to rebrand Martin Luther King Jr's own words into being about personal responsibility under capitalism shows you how far the white supremacist project will go to preserve itself

- I want local officials to intervene however and wherever they can protect their people. Mostly they have punted on this moral responsibility. - Yes, here in MN some have actually said they have legal authority to prevent any illegal / unconstitutional acts against people. Notably the mayor…

The government is planning to raise the age at which you can be called an oldhead. Here’s what you need to know

under Woke 2 we're gonna put dissenters into pits full of hungry lions where they're not allowed out under they see the merit of safe spaces and beg for their diminutive non-gendered parental unit

Some of his worst lyrics are in this one, Professor Henley lecturing a girl in his class who he’s going to harass after school

I wonder if this guy has changed one (1) diaper in his life

this is literally me btw. i am that friend

Obviously jail is the moderate position, but I am begging you guys to play it cool if you ever get a chance to be on a jury that decides this man’s fate. Wasted opportunity

👺WOKE1.0 PANIC W MIAMI CUBAN HASBARA!!! 👺WILL AMERISRAEL STRIKE IRAN?!👺TARIFFS WILL STOP?!👺TUCKERxHUCKABEE DEBATE SPARKS OUTRAGE👺EPSTEIN FILES👺WE GOT IT ALL! GETIN NOW!! twitch.tv/hasanabi

The dream of technology is a planet devoid of life where a single iPad asks what minor league baseball team Michael Jordan played for during his retirement and an artificial intelligence responds “splorps”

my approach to social media, basically:

With the “ICE” logo in the background no less!

You can’t have a video card because the kid from Jerry Maguire needs them all to build a big Nintendo

This is insanely FUCKED

I am so tired of this third billed actor in an early 90s NBC kids show about a high school baseball team named Scoring Position looking ass maniac being a part of society bsky.app/profile/x2y....

Average fan of Alex Winter's "Freaked"

Vance: “If your parents aren’t both American citizens, you aren’t either, and we believe in changing birthright citizenship rules” Gu: “Okay” (wins medals competing for China) Vance: “No, not like that”

What the fuck why does he look like that why does he look like a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i can’t see rip torn in anything without thinking it’s don geiss. i know only one of those people was ever real. unfortunately he has been subsumed by the other

Why does the republican candidate for texas state comptroller own zorro ranch?

You are intoxicated by the scent of the wizard's bubbling brew. You have a new status effect: -𝟹 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚏

Replacing workers with AI is only half the battle. You have to replace the customers too. Only then will we have true Synergy

The funniest possible thing has happened to the £30 DSLR: I took it out into the city, where it took a half-dozen photos, of which these were the best, and then died, maybe forever, in honourable combat with Scottish rain

Bill Maher crying, screaming

weed addicts in the replies

It’s Sam Peckinpah’s birthday youtu.be/UBHRTp7HDS0

Tim Pool admits all the right wants is imaginary awards for things they didn't accomplish

Final NDP Debate: One Candidate Rises To The Top Of The Leadership Race youtu.be/MJnogKMyxjw?...

That’s because they can’t criticize Daddy

not sure what’s more embarrassing, not being able to answer this question or thinking hakeem jefferies should still be house leader

“Are you guys brothers?” - me when introduced to the McMullens

the wall just got ten feet stupider

Going out Harwin way is just these incredible specialist shops from hell to breakfast, I love it

Are you the narrator or a Senator

“AI is Punk Rock” but no self respecting punk would make a fake movie trailer of Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise fighting on a rooftop for clicks

The CHARLIE Act. Damn, a guy getting one-shotted under a banner that said “Prove Me Wrong” really did a number on the brains and egos of an entire political movement didn’t it

The CHARLIE Act. Damn, a guy getting one-shotted under a banner that said “Prove Me Wrong” really did a number on the brains and egos on an entire political movement didn’t it

What does Daddy’s fresh threat of domestic violence mean for his previous apologies to us for making him so mad?

Minnesota folklore tells of a Yakubian cryptid clad in a jean jacket and armed with a dizzying array of charts and graphs

AI isn’t punk rock, come on

Anytime we didn’t have a live act on the college radio gig, we’d do fake shows, one of which was a punk show where we’d explain what Was or Wasn’t Punk, where it became increasingly clear we were just regular guys desperately insisting that our mundane every-day experiences were Actually Punk

Live Free Or Become Fascist Idiots

listening to beat the champ by the mountain goats and am once again reminded that perfect albums exist

what part of "you'd have to pay me to watch this roster" do you people not understand

In 2024, Neil Gorsuch gave Trump near-total immunity from all laws. 19 months later, Gorsuch is casting himself as a brave defender of limits on Trump’s power. The spectacle reminds us that the Supreme Court is not some apolitical institution run by high-minded empiricists.

Thank you for this information Bluesky it is both very simple in its language and yet impossible to understand

all of us, in our time, are compelled to taxonomize that which is known to me as the Ruint Man www.patreon.com/posts/145164...

ok well. he lives here now

i just went into quickbooks to re-categorize two transactions. after modifying each ledger entry i got hit with a modal to upsell me on another feature. in the software that i already pay 40 bucks a month to use!!!!

Severely underestimated unicorn Harley Quinn in deadlock. She’s straight up a demon if you build her out right.

This erases the lived experience of the dad in my neighborhood who wears shin-length dickies shorts and has a goatee and looks like art alexakis

I think it’s funny that the Supreme Court ruled Trump’s tariffs were illegal to try and rescue the GOP from being obliterated in the midterms and Trump is like “WE’LL DO IT LIVE, FUCK IT!” and announced new global tariffs

Every Republican in Congress is equally responsible for letting this senile baby rule by tantrum. They could end this anytime but we have to sit and watch this asshole self soothe at our expense

There should be a Winter Olympics event based on James Bond movies where you have to ski down a mountain while being chased by guys with machine guns

i need a new phone case so i started looking at phone cases, became overwhelmed and gave up immediately

I worry that if I listen to this a lacrosse player will materialize and call me the f-slur

wow everybody Chinese

I want to visit Milan now

finished @aptshadow.bsky.social ‘s Pretenders to the Throne of God and it was excellent. I love everything set in this universe and hope we get many more such stories. And of course more Maric/Happy/Devil Jack

Public Enemy - Terminator X to the Edge of Panic

finished @aptshadow.bsky.social ‘s Pretenders to Throne of God and it was excellent. I love everything set in this universe and hope we get many more such stories. And of course more Maric/Happy/Devil Jack

Public Enemy - Terminator X Speaks With His Hands

The Devil Wears Prada 2? What’s next , The Devil Wears Prada 3? smdh

hooray for canada!! 🇨🇦

[gentle sizzling sound]

Gotta be careful how this gets reported cause if the rest of the world hears trump is just arresting British tourists for the hell of it they may make him world emperor…

The fuck did u say aboht me u lil bitch. Ill have u know

My head has been rattling around “cancer before 40… not very chic” if you need any indication of how my online poisoned brain is grappling with this

“I am the monster at the end of this book”

15! do i hear 25? 25? going once for 15

I could probably win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics