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This is the best day of my life

President Trump meddled with the rules and in so doing, motivated Belgium and cursed Team USA. It’s now official. youtu.be/9eZt61THFhg

the fraud check has come due

Humiliated by Belgium…this is truly our darkest day

It’s time for the USA to accept that they’ll never be a great soccer nation. If they want to excel at a global sport, they should redirect their top baseball talent into cricket.

lmao they dragged out Old Man Lukaku to whip one last laser beam into the bottom right corner

Thought of this for some reason www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0MU... bsky.app/profile/futu...

Mitch McConnell’s TKTK exploded today covering the TKTK in viscera. “Wow you’re telling me this right now?” The president remarked “He lived a really TKTKTKProbablyBitchyTK life”

So this is a pretty nice Airbnb

I was gonna say it’d be awkward if Belgium wins the entire thing and Trump hoists the trophy with them but I don’t think he’d even remember

The most maddening thing about Senate Democrats voting to confirm literally anyone Trump nominated during either term is that the act of accepting a special boon of any kind from Donald Trump is disqualifying in itself. I guess this is a post about soccer.

Platner trying to do this shit bsky.app/profile/pete...

Switched over to the Fox Sports feed to see how they cover the next 20 minutes

Infantino will order the refs to add 45 minutes of stoppage time

i only eat meat from animals that were listening to chumbawuamba when they were slaughtered

James Dolan parked at the White House, waiting for the team to show up. "They said they would be here by now," he tells his friend Donald, who has fallen asleep.

Next World Cup they should have Sean McVay coach the team, if they’re all gonna crap the bed when it matters then we might as well get silly with it

It’s a little offensive that they aren’t giving us a couple gratitude goals for saving Europe during World War II

Suddenly the game stops and Infantino comes out onto the field with security. Everyone is removed from the field except for one American player and he is ordered to kick the ball in the empty Belgian goal three times and Team USA is then declared the winner by Infantino.

Had a Reese’s cup blizzard tonight. The greatest treat in the HISTORY of the world

Trump about to put a 40% tariff on all Belgian products

I think that if you want a working person or a person who has had a blue collar job to run as a socialist you should pick people who have had real jobs and weren’t mercenaries or Harvard grads

LeBron needs to announce his new team around the 92 minute mark of this ass whipping to raise national morale

3-1 youtu.be/-SPzSC2gFew

Why keep debasing yourself like this when he's going to be dropping out on his own in a day anyway?

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honestly kind of annoying that Trump is getting the full blame for this shit like he didn’t likely have flash cards with shit like “BALOGUN” and “SOCCER” written on them while on the phone with John Baby

Belgium can start trying side quests now, like scoring on a scorpion kick, or scoring with your ass like Llorente in that Spurs/City game, or scoring on that play where you head it into the box off a corner like the Sneidjer goal against Uruguay in 2010

Hell yes, Trump tried to rig this game for the USA and now look

Words cannot convey how singular id Software is.

Will Trump cancel the rest of the American games in petty revenge

Check this shit out motherfucker bsky.app/profile/cjze...

I am a friend to you, be my friend

Well you knew the Donald Trump bill was going to come due

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

When it’s 3-1 Belgium with a half hour to go

Poch updating his resume to say he won a knockout game in the World Cup with this bunch of chancers

always hearing terrible news about that platner guy. at this point i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that he had an actual nazi tattoo on his chest. i bet everyone would immediately cease supporting him to avoid embarrassing themselves, if that happened

US playing better in the sense that playing worse would mean they were trying to kick the ball with their elbows

This is matt levine's whole ass job, shameful for Adobe to try to take it away

A very underrated horror film, I think, including by me.

Love summer all you want but the sun still being up after 9pm is just wrong

You might could say "Informative" instead of "Inspiring" but otherwise this acronym you find on the walls of elementary schools is very good advice. @thorazos.bsky.social boils it down even further: 1) Does this need to be said 2) by me 3) right now?

"the person you're talking to on the phone has somehow fucked up putting you on speaker and now you're hearing a delayed echo of your own voice", a horror story

Mario Kart World's Rainbow Road is so good that it makes me forget how stunning Starview Peak is

Fuck da sword saint too

Twin Peaks and The Vampire Lestat reviews forthcoming! Just some holiday delays.

Belgian punk to fire up the boys for the second half youtu.be/tvnfC150qug

I just looked and Yordan Alvarez is in hot competition for the Triple Crown? What a world

This is what I would call “the perfect post”

Belgium to Team USA at half time youtu.be/cfeccTDfBlI

Kinda depressing that the most feted US team in two decades is being dunked in a toilet by the last vestiges of Belgium’s golden generation and something like the seventh most important guy on Arsenal

You’d think there’s some kind of cypher to crack to unlock the Belgian defense, but there’s no code, you just have to play better bsky.app/profile/eyev...

Ok question: in Japan, their Godzilla used suitmation and performers rather cg well into the digital era. Were they still using soundstages because cg was too expensive or was it a stylistic decision?

It’s going to be real hard for the US to score another goal if they keep doing basic plays the Belgians sniff out immediately before they can even get into the box

hi lip reader here. whenever players yell at the ref they’re always just saying “SOCCER! SOCCER BALL!!”

my new wish for my own entertainment AND moral standing is that the US loses the game 11-10

Trump on the phone with Infantino ordering him to cancel the two Belgian goals

gonna be one of these nights

Belgium back in control

Incredibly against the run of play lol

Sternly picking up the phone and demanding more corruption

Pretty crazy all this stuff dropping about the most spotless guy in the world

guys mitch mcconnell is not dead he’s right here we’re hanging out we’re doing shots woah Mitch slow down u party animal!!

The Belgian away kits rip, they’re like Magritte meets Miami Vice, perfect choice, they’ve got a lead early

"im rescinding my endorsement of the nazi tattoo guy. but not for the nazi tattoo, that part was fine" is such a crazy thing to have to announce to everyone. probably couldve avoided that by not fucking with a nazi tattoo guy at all in the first place ??

US back line looks like they all met each other for the first time right before kickoff

I am the king of le divan

mitch mcconnell is simply "levitating in his Cube," according to staffers familiar with the situation

If Belgium beats the USA I will crank the Plastic Bertrand after the whistle blows

rotating a photo of me hung over on the couch half-watching tv clockwise by 90 degrees

This is an explanation, not an excuse or justification, but there are so many white-collar men who - whenever they're interacting with men who code as more grimily masculine - will accept social transgressions, comments, and general shittiness that would never fly otherwise.

I’m the kind of guy who will walk into a record store just to see if they carry Prefab Sprout albums

Uh-oh it’s getting serious, the health questions have started to swirl. Always a bad sign when the swirlin’ starts up.

BREAKING: Platner is dropping out finally

You probably should've just assumed the merc with a nazi tattoo was also a rapist. Gotta be 100% overlap on that venn diagram

We know that, he’s a Republican, come on

That's it. I’ve seen enough: Neera Tanden has officially won. She is the world historic GOAT of shamelessness. Absolutely untoppable. The Michael Jordan of her craft.

Truly some of the worst posts ever made are being made today

apparently there's slang on the chinese internet that means "black person question mark face" because of this one meme

snail is kind of serving tbh

thousands of years of "is there anything I can do to help?" and yet no practical reason for saying "no" every time despite very concrete ways they can help. they have played us for fools

You mean to tell me a pork potted this sticker? No? What? I’m a paying customer and I’m allowed to be here.

Gillibrand supported Cuomo in New York and Schumer most certainly voted for Cuomo, and even THEY are giving up on Platner

lotta people really embarrassed themselves for that Nazi tattoo piece of shit because he said some stuff they liked lol

FUCK EM ALL - dashare.zone ADMIN

I’m sorry but the experience of actually reading the Ghost In The Shell Manga is reading a two page centerfold of Batoh seeing a graphic, penetrative, three way lesbian cyborg orgy on a boat and on the page there’s this footnote.

doesn't really matter but can someone ask Bernie if he wants to change his insane answer to this lol

At least Platner dealt with his toxic masculinity the appropriate way: by ignoring all of it and assuming it wouldn’t surface while he was running for US Senate in a winnable race with national implications

after hearing the latest Graham Platner accusation, i'm convinced: we need to abolish the Senate

if you didn't see this coming after the last scandal dropped then i don't even know man you have a hamster running on a wheel where your brain should be. one stressed-out little hamster trying to scamper up a logical thought

The course of true groin never did run smooth, to paraphrase the Bard

establishing an Ocean's Eleven style team to liberate all the Bonk being hoarded deep within the Kraken vault. that Bonk belongs to the people

"Only Braum's gives you so much more" they're not even hiding it. their true nature.

I don’t care what anyone says. I’m still voting for Mitch McConnell!