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I fucking knew it.

She smoke too tough

Technically true or not, Enid was pretty sure that her husband George was never going to call her a witch again.

a nazi tattoo with a tattoo under it that says “i got this before i knew elon musk was like that”

for those unfamiliar with the nazi bar:

I have a large skeleton hanging on my front door for Fall and it’s gotten to the point where I high-five him every time I walk in or else I feel impending doom. This morning my hands were pretty full as I approached him but don’t worry, I kissed him very gently on the mouth just as someone walked by

A live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom.

sweet beans are made of beans

fingers crossed 🤞🏼

Claudette hoped they took Apple Pay, because all she had on her were a few small bills.

We need a special emoji for us old folk that means "yes, I got that reference". It appears on your device at age 50.

we need to see a picture of Susan Collins's back

according to the latest polls everyone is still mad at you

I miss the 90’s when you could still love all your relatives because you didn’t give a shit who they voted for

he’s a blackwater merc who got the nazi tattoo, that he still has to this day, while deployed in close to 20 years he has not tried to get the nazi tattoo removed or covered & it’s fucking weird to trolley problem genocides

Vampire getting very excited to learn blood oranges exist and then getting very disappointed tasting one

Couples costume idea: sexy coed and crippling student loan debt

OH i guess if matt stoller never heard of it 🙄 *dismissive wanking gesture* this is how you get a nazi bar fyi. remember the nazi bar thing? this is a literal example in that sense.

if any of this symbology or information is new to you, i would absolutely encourage you to start learning about it and become familiar with them start here: www.theguardian.com/world/2022/a...

Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m participating in an inherent part of the human experience

Good news: living "forever" becomes increasingly attainable as the end draws near!

“I don’t have any knowledge about that.” -Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, when asked if he’s ever read the Constitution

Why are they called worker bees and not swarmtroopers

a porn flick called “The Czech’s in the Male” somebody write that down

it’s like he never ages

We found Louvre in a heistless place

me: thirty bucks for two single combos, are you fucking kidding me employee: sir this is a Wendy's

see you later alligator after while crocodile au revoir platypus so long raccoon ciao elephant peace out rat

A gay and fabulous haunted haus full of crimes against fashion

they say Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich but Richie Rich’s ghost is said to haunt the sitting room of the brothel where he and his father were murdered, their heads bashed in with the madame’s whetstone

A website for men that'll never be touched called OnlyHands.

my new hobby is sighing really loudly all the time

all of my posts are ripped from the headlines of my existential dread

after three consecutive nights of no sleep you start to undergo a change

making free content and ppl being dicks about it will forever be my favorite thing about social media.

if this is the skull you see on a pirate flag, then that's a nazi pirate hope that helps, jon

The worst investment you can make in your business is an ad-wrapped Cybertruck. You could be offering to pay me $2.99 for every marg and taco I consume at your restaurant, but it's too late because the marketing dumpster you paid $100k for made me lose my appetite

Seeing a bat is so exciting even more so when it flies out of your underpants

They may take our lives, but they will never tame, our eyebrows.

“Hey. My eye is up here.” - hurricanes, probably

I think my biggest accomplishment is digging shredded cheddar cheese out of my bra

I look to impress dates by quoting classic lines from literature to them but it turns out that calling her the “green-eyed monster that doth mock the meat it feeds on” is not the turn-on I thought it would be.

i’m still being held hostage by my smart bed if you even care

scott pilgrim vs. the muppets: thread

Sleep well Alf Hog your watch has ended

BEE: *goes into hive* honey i’m home

White people be like do you have more in the back

[crime scene] DETECTIVE: this picture has been cut into a thousand pieces COP: why would they do that DETECTIVE: *stroking chin* it’s a puzzle

welcome to the resistance you dumb piece of shit

can’t shake the feeling that one of those animatronic chuck e. cheese singers is hiding in my house getting ready to jack me with a sock full of tokens

Breaking: Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner replaces his Nazi tattoo with the Cracker Barrel logo.

I have never had a Nazi or otherwise racist tattoo. There are no tweets or recordings of me ever using a slur. I don't worry about those things coming out because they don't exist. It's not that difficult to find regular people who don't have some "oops I was racist once" histories to vote for.

It's been years since my circus career, and this one's a bit bigger, but they say you never forget how to ride a bicycle

Just when you thought it was pathetic that he used his tacky Florida resort as his White House, now he’s trying to turn the White House into his tacky Florida resort.

Nazism is not normal and should not be normalized. Say no to Nazis.

hey @grahamformaine.bsky.social, post titty then big dawg. let's see what you got for covering up your ss totenkopf.

Breaking: White House demolition crew accidentally destroys pen with the live chickens fed to Stephen Miller.

Should have just gotten Calvin pissing on the totenkopf

Suffer not the football to live

Hey, at least I'm trying to find real world solutions to fixing *gestures at everything*

Han Solo trying to explain away the Imperial tattoo he has on his chest: I thought it was an asterisk

When the next Administration demolishes the Trump Ballroom they should also destroy the labyrinth built underneath it to house Stephen Miller.

i think it’s perfectly fine to exclude people who are currently sporting nazi tattoos, actually. especially if they’ve kept the nazi tarp for upwards of 20 years, while having had the means to do something about it before getting to this point.

welp

new set from the sister:

doing a california stop in my wife's pussy

I used to know a guy with a really messy room who would put a little weed in a bunch of these then close his eyes and throw them randomly in his room so that when he would get low he would get motivated to clean

Wow this blew up! I don't have anything to promote but it'd be great if you could all go outside and scream at the sun as loud as you possibly can

U.S. Congress to relocate to White House ballroom, will be rebranded White House Office of Legislative Affairs and report directly to the President.

idk, i'd be disowning any family members who still had SS tattoos & wasn't doing anything else about them other than going "be glad you don't understand"

In a world of lollipops. Don't be a sucker.

there is no liking me you’re either madly in love with me or you’re violently vomiting

Slept through the latter half of the apocalypse, woke up to the smell of hot dogs

Did you brush your teeth before bed Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues?

the safeword is password

i know so many of you are posting on the other site and ngl i feel like the jilted wife

brother, it is more than a resemblance & your croatian tattooer knew this too if it was on their flash wall it’s unfortunate that in two decades nobody cared about you enough to apparently point this out there’s endless variations on skull & crossbones out there; this is a very specific design

A trust fall into quick sand would fix me.

Pre-Trump1 was a simpler time.

me, thinking how I woulda throat punched a mfr if I weren't so zen

when my grandpa got drunk while he was deployed in germany he fist fought nazis at a bar, but yeah your tattoo thing is cool too i guess

This how old my profile pic is lol #Super Bowl XLVIII #seahawks

This on-hold music sure is peppy

Life is short you should not waste it talking to me

@stephenking.bsky.social you fucking stud

My colleagues compete for my affection by bringing me ever increasingly flavourful crackers.

We found love Louvre in a heisty place

Children are chanting "6-7." No meaning detected. They are running on the Protocol of Nothing. I salute the void.

“I’ll take that as a no.”

One thing people can do too to protect the integrity of our upcoming elections is to register as a poll worker. BETTER YOU THAN SOMEONE IN A RED HAT

[grimace just finally getting sick of the hamburglar's shit one day and throwing him through the nearest window]

Born to be lover girl, forced to be big dog

you know, i’ve also gotten drunk and gotten a non-traditional skull & crossbones tattooed on me

When you wake up and read the news

Being "a little bit Nazi" is like being a little bit pregnant.

Sleep is not rest. It is your brain forcing you to listen to eight hours of low quality hold music while system maintenance runs. You wake up feeling audited.

American male sexiness peaked here

Someone should write a poem about how the American flag still stands proudly despite the apparent shelling of the White House overnight.