Recent posts by Internet Weirdos on Bluesky

I love those mornings when you forgot to properly close the cupboard door on the new big bag of kibble, and the plastic has proved no match for a cat's claws.

CUTE GIRL: *holds up cigarette* got a match ME: *holds up an identical cigarette* yes

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE what did I just watch

ngl, this looks like fun

okay but this wasn’t incorrect though nor is it more damaging than being a war crime enthusiast

got my halloween costume

President Trump lists the White House on his personal eBay account.

THE NEW YORK TIMES: Jews Had Tattoos During the Holocaust Too. Should They Be Vilified as Well?

America is truly the land of opportunity for women, immigrants, and people of color who are willing to throw themselves under a bus driven by heterosexual white conservative men when they are no longer useful to the fascist cause

Looking forward to our future “lesser of two Nazis” elections

this is honestly the part that is still driving me bonkers more than anything else & probably why i’ve been going in so hard on it all day it’s honestly less about his past & more about it being so present — then in some defense of it all, people being hostile about learning anything about it

Not to brag, but the Bulls have a winning season so far. 😎

Has anyone checked back in with Bernie regarding these posts from [checks notes] 2021

River Side Trivia: There is a mold in our sub-basement that has only ever been found here and at Chernobyl.

things men shouldn’t have access to: 1) forks (what’s wrong w your hands?) 2) feelings (you’ll be fine) 3) cold air (deal w it) 4) scissors (you’ll just run with them) 5) sunglasses (just stare into the sun, pussy) 6) windows (you have to earn those)

The three hours you thought you had tonight are not real. They are a fictional financial instrument your brain uses to prevent an emotional crash.

Wanna eat out?

Are you even a Bluesky elder if you call skeet’s, posts?

Success is just having enough money to pay another person to deal with the part of your life you are no longer emotionally capable of doing.

Whoa. This looks so much worse than it did in text form alone. Gynecological records?! Silencing one of thirteen women via lawsuits? The sounds from the audience, holy shit

Thinking I might start dating aga— Actually, never mind

like a brave person, i opened the replies to everyone: if you’re in the camp of defending platner, i invite you to dialogue on it here. i am actually surprised at how UNCOMMON this knowledge is for even history majors.

We found Louvre in a heistless place

Why, I’m the fastest French jewel thief this side of the Louvre, pardner

making free content and ppl being dicks about it will forever be my favorite thing about social media.

Uncle Iroh would have loved ska music

"we wasted $3 billion on a building for some reason and now we're going to make it our employees' problem"

You have to understand, at the time America had never seen anything as funny as a rapping granny

if you care about your friends (me) you should ck in on them (me) from time to time make sure they’re (me) not stealing their neighbor’s (linda’s) lawn furniture.

DONALD TRUMP: these cartels are sick, now there are all these drugs in the ocean, ocean drugs, these immigrants are even manufacturing them in aerosol form, calling it Ocean Spray ME: cranberry juice. you’re talking about cranberry juice

I am going to post pure garbage tomorrow. Just FYI.

Making the muppet who counts look like Count Dracula was a stroke of creative genius. Henson really extracted some impressive results from that outfit of his.

scott pilgrim vs. the muppets: thread

there is no liking me you’re either madly in love with me or you’re violently vomiting

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BREAKING: Dinesh D’Souza and Kash Patel Spotted Wearing Popped Collar Shirts, Sandals With Socks on, and Nazi Armbands While Greeting Conservatives With “How Do You Do, My Fellow Whites”

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KASH PATEL: [sporting a popped collar, sandals with socks on, frosted tips, and drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon while listening to Keith Urban] how do you do, my fellow whites

KASH PATEL: [sporting a popped collar t-shirt, wearing sandals with socks on, and drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon while listening to Keith Urban] how do you do, my fellow whites

Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m participating in an inherent part of the human experience

BREAKING: Immigrants, POC, and Women Who Are Conservatives Utterly Shocked For Some Reason That Conservatives Fucking Hate Immigrants, POC, and Women

🖤

Kevin James as an art teacher

Just when you thought it was pathetic that he used his tacky Florida resort as his White House, now he’s trying to turn the White House into his tacky Florida resort.

Who wants to take out the garbage and feed me dinner and carry me to bed and read me a bedtime story

I used to know a guy with a really messy room who would put a little weed in a bunch of these then close his eyes and throw them randomly in his room so that when he would get low he would get motivated to clean

welcome to the resistance you dumb piece of shit

@stephenking.bsky.social you fucking stud

new set from the sister:

I'm sorry for this

American male sexiness peaked here

I’m old enough to remember when Obama was too inexperienced to be president because he hadn’t been a senator for that long, despite his experience before the U.S. Senate that also made him uniquely qualified (in some ways).

Pre-Trump1 was a simpler time.

In a world of lollipops. Don't be a sucker.

Me: girl, call me Chris cause I'm gonna rock your world ;) Her: you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe

Out of respect I'll be putting a little figure of the Limp Bizkit bassist in my nativity scene this year

This how old my profile pic is lol #Super Bowl XLVIII #seahawks

Out of respect I'll putting a little figure of the Limp Bizkit bassist in my nativity scene this year

If you recently followed me through a resist lib starter pack, please allow yourself a moment to reconsider. I mostly just post things that are oozing and gross.

Level set your fear with Hank. I mostly agree on everything stated except the take on excel. Although excel has in fact added on over the years youtu.be/mNr06IqJdnQ?...

I've got friends in low places* *mole people

Good news: living "forever" becomes increasingly attainable as the end draws near!

ackshually, all of the tattoos i got while drunk from the sketchy balkan tattoo artist in croatia were tasteful & politically correct skill issue otherwise 💅

When you wake up and read the news

More importantly: is he single? Millions of men, women & non-binary individuals now desperate to know

lmaooooo Idk who is behind factually.co but beware

brother, it is more than a resemblance & your croatian tattooer knew this too if it was on their flash wall it’s unfortunate that in two decades nobody cared about you enough to apparently point this out there’s endless variations on skull & crossbones out there; this is a very specific design

knives out? no, i’ve stored them in a practical wooden block

not having any current nazi tattoos isn’t a purity test though bro shot himself in the dick on this one & if you’re trying to excuse it away or excuse blatant nazi tattoos, YOU are actually the problem, you collaborating apologist

Vampire getting very excited to learn blood oranges exist and then getting very disappointed tasting one

Basically the only thing I’m not doing is paying for ads I knew I wouldn’t get organic engagement in mass on socials and I’ve tried to keep it just dogs on these business platforms I’m impatient with organic growth but don’t want bot traffic Tell me about your best investment in ads

okay so this one has been corrected & verified by some wilderness trail group est in 1919 he worked for a couple decades ago; i’m fine with eating crow on when i’m wrong but goddamn, when you rock a totenkopf for a couple decades or defend doing such, it will nuke credibility

President Trump announces the "remodeling" of the Constitution, promises that key provisions will remain untouched.

President Trump, proving that he is truly the masterful real estate developer he has always claimed to be, has raised the cost of completing the ballroom from $200 million in July to $250 million last week to $300 million today, before demolition is even complete.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

I think my biggest accomplishment is digging shredded cheddar cheese out of my bra

“sir, a second nazi dogwhistle tattoo has hit the maine senate candidate”

I’ve decided against my own request to not .. that folding socks is for suckers

I give you my first discovery that has a paper trail to the couch for the second half of orchid bark adventures

Remi is very close to chewing furniture I can feeeeeeel ittttttt

Breaking: White House demolition crew accidentally destroys pen with the live chickens fed to Stephen Miller.

Every story about Graham Platner really is: But it gets worse...

White House announces change of course, instead of a ballroom will construct a hundred foot gold statue of President Trump.

Raze the Trump ballroom and ICE to the ground.

The next president is going to have to burn White House down to the foundation just to clean up this mess.

Anyone know how much of the East Wing story has broken through? I’m not on Facebook or Instagram, I don’t watch tv news, and I have very little sense of how normies are reacting to everything.

“If it weren’t for me ______” He should say this every day about everything

imaging falling in love with me then finding out i pour the milk BEFORE the cereal.

Folks, please understand that I got my Nazi tattoo in my 20s, when it wasn't yet widely known that Nazis are bad

Seeing a bat is so exciting even more so when it flies out of your underpants

see you later alligator after while crocodile au revoir platypus so long raccoon ciao elephant peace out rat

Hey sorry can we go back to your place instead? My beds Internet connection is acting up

Holy fucking shirtballs

"Breach" update: #NMS #NoMansSky

all the houses in my super woke neighborhood are inscribing antifa ideology into their halloween candy

Suffer not the football to live

Me: I drew what you would look like if you were a pumpkin. Her: oh… that’s… Me: you need to understand, this is a very sexy pumpkin in the pumpkin world.