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This won’t happen, of course, but it should.

There's a trend in Los Angeles, where I live. People hire immigrants to do work- then don't pay them & threaten them with ICE/deportation if they don't accept it & go away. - It's reprehensible. It's very Republican.

I don’t know why, but this made me smile!😁

Gabbard or Patel next?

🐰🐇 Happy Easter Weekend🐣🙏🏻🇺🇸

Over 2500 years old! Supernatural being riding a jaguar, jade, 950-400 BCE. Olmec, the mother culture of Mesoamerica. It combines human and animal features, a common theme in their mythology The jaguar was the representative animal in Olmec sculpture, symbolizing power and connection to the divine.

Have a good Easter.🙏🏻🕊💙 🐇🐰🐥🐇🐣🐰

14 million people posted, "Is he dead?" And a guy wrote back, "He smells like he's dead."

He wants to drop a nuke. That why he fired all those generals. It has Miller & Hegseth written all over it. Dementia Don is easily manipulated. They want to drop a nuke on Iran on Easter Sunday because Pete Hegseth is a religious zealot who thinks it will bring on the second coming of Christ.

Employment Rights of Undocumented Workers (REPOST THIS, it might help some people. It's from LEGAL AID) legalaidatwork.org/factsheet/em...

Have a good Easter Sunday.🇺🇸🕊🙏🏻 🐇🙏🏻🕊💙

Remember to spay and neuter your Republican. We don't want them breeding.

She looks just like him.

Nancy Guthrie sheriff to get dragged to hot seat as stalled case stirs up past scandals (Apr 3, 2026) www.foxnews.com/us/nancy-gut...

We have several Pretend Donalds, who post on social media for him. We need laws declaring that a felony. They're engaged in creating the illusion Donald isn't an imbecile- that he can spell & string thoughts together- which is a lie. IT'S TREASON.

Thank you, Marcie, for your tireless advocacy for all of our children, and thank you for including me in this wonderful starter pack!!🤩 Followed and shared!💫💫 @mlipsitt.bsky.social

Another conversation with a MAGAt.

Tick-tock…

We are plagued by Republican Jesus.

IMMIGRANT WAGE THEFT. It's not just day laborers, some guys work the immigrants for longer. "You'll get paid tomorrow!" - REPUBLICANS DID THIS. www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/d...

The Republicans won't tell us when Donald dies because, amidst the global outpouring of joy & ecstasy, they know nobody would do anything except laugh & dance & shout "He's dead! He's dead! Can you believe it- He's dead!"- Nobody would go to work, or pay taxes, ICE would shout at us- & we'd laugh.

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I used to call it walking, now I call it "hiking" because you burn more calories that way.

A guy on the news said, "What's Donald playing at? I'm Republican- we use mail-in voting, it's helped us win elections. Donald's hurting us too! It doesn't make any sense, why does he think it only hurts Democrats?"

Way to go, Flori-DUH.

Donald shouldn't be allowed to contest any court judgements. Because if he appeals a verdict, the headline will be "Donald's Appealing"- AND THAT'S A LIE.

Republicans should have to pay us reparations. All the shit we've had to go through.

If Donald's dead he wouldn't be able to post. But he could be alive, and not posting. He could also be dead, with others posting pretending to be him. It's a conundrum.

Satan would know if Donald's dead. ANYONE BUDDIES WITH SATAN? Give him a call and ask.

DONALD, ARE YOU DEAD? - He's not telling us because he's a sociopath rapist. He wants to deprive us of our joy. Maybe he's getting treatments for a fatal condition. It's probably costing tax payers $$$$$- Wouldn't that be a fitting end to this? His medical bills bankrupt America.

Doing well after wrong patient was operated on by mistake!

Lemme guess. They rear ended him- then arrested *him* for driving badly.

For those that don't understand, Melanoma just came out and said that Barron can't go to war because he's handicapped.

They want more of your money, faster

Pay up, orange man! And- where are the EPSTEIN FILES?

Two Republican men were out camping & ran into Bigfoot. MAGAt #1: What the hell's that? Other MAGAt (#2): I don't know. But if you can hold it down I'll try to put my penis in it.

Yep to the funny side

They never met a tyrant they didn't like.

How are they going to manage in Hell? They have billions of Republicans they have to make room for. It's going to be quite the challenge.

When Donald finally dies I won't believe it. All these false alarms. All this dashed hope. WAKE UP, KARMA. Do your job or we're going to fire you!

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Tick-tock…

We are stardust We are golden And we've got to get ourselves Back to the garden

A sign of the times when a convict fires a U.S. Attorney General for not being corrupt enough.

Just another Saturday night for Pig Hegseth. Kristi Noem’s husband is in there somewhere.

It looks like Imbecile has disappeared- and the White House responded to inquiries by saying the man-baby "Works Nonstop!" If he shows up alive tomorrow, there will be mourning across the globe.

Just one word for Donnie the Impotent’s war!

felon looking for ivana and fred .....

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Unscrupulous landlords and attorneys who help them target immigrants could pay the price (Apr 2025) www.dailyjournal.com/articles/385...

Well, fuck. "How Donald Trump's untimely and untrue 'death' unfolded on social media." (Maybe he's still dead. MAYBE THEY'RE WRONG. Maybe they're dead wrong.) www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

The IRS put undocumented workers in a double bind. If they file taxes, they risk having ICE easily access their personal information. If they do not—and the IRS confirms it—ICE could cite violation of the tax laws as an additional reason to go after immigrants. (May 25) onlabor.org/the-irs-ice-...

The "proof" Donald's alive is his post- which everybody recognizes WASN'T WRITTEN BY SIR DUMBBELL. What are they hiding?

I guess I'll have to miss some games then.

The felon only cares about himself, ergo…

I'm sick and tired of hearing things from ♪ Uptight short sided narrow minded hypocrites all i want is the truth, just give me some truth ♬ i've had enough of reading things ♩ by neurotic psychotic pigheaded politicians all i want is the truth, just give me some truth ♩♩

Republicans should be deported to a planet without oxygen.

Donald's probably at Walter Reade because he did something ridiculous & dangerous, like putting a pencil up his bum to write a letter. He isn't normal. You can tell he does things like that by looking at him. Doesn't he look like a guy who jams pencils up his backside?

Why does he do it? What's the reason? TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON.

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"Hospitalized" doesn't mean anything. He can be "hospitalized" and still live. EAT CHEESEBURGERS, DONALD. Your arteries are too clear.

Trump is used to getting his way (like the threats to the young virgins he violates) www.msn.com/en-ca/news/w...

#DisbarbondiNow⚖️🗽🔥⚖️ She refused to jail a murderer of a child carrying a candy bar with “stand your ground!”⚖️🔥☠️

This war may be going on 50+ years. Fail, Donald, fail. See Donald fail.