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Imagine that. Right before a midterm that will be catastrophic for the President. Another flavor of J6.

Many have worked smarter.

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Another White House leak:

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Deep concern or alacrital boasting?

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Amazon passes their NFL contract costs onto Prime member’s subscription price. Consumers subscribed to Prime for free delivery service. Anti-Trust regulation has completely ended in this country🍑

I’m not a big supporter of religion but I’m on his side

We must build massively space borne refrigerators!! Quick! Call for Superman!

Over 2500 years old! Supernatural being riding a jaguar, jade, 950-400 BCE. Olmec, the mother culture of Mesoamerica. It combines human and animal features, a common theme in their mythology The jaguar was the representative animal in Olmec sculpture, symbolizing power and connection to the divine.

Chinese criminal networks have expanded across Latin America alongside China’s legal economic presence, embedding in drug trafficking, money laundering, illegal extraction and wildlife trade while leveraging corruption and weak institutions rather than violence. www.brookings.edu/articles/tac...

What happens to Latin America if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed? Latin America doesn’t move as one in an oil shock. Energy exporters like Brazil gain short-term resilience, while fuel-import dependent countries take the hit: higher inflation, weaker currencies. From: Latin America Risk Report.

I wish American airmen hadn’t incinerated 165 Iranian girls school girls aged 7 - 12 years of age.

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When Christians lie like Satan

Hey, what is up. I ordered waffles to be delivered to me & I have been waiting for delivery???? I don't want no tornado n' there's a loud hum coming from the workshop. I ain't going out there to get my waffles. Thank you for your attention to my waffles order.

Piggy's not alive. They propped him up!

Donald: Only I can solve the problems in Iran. DUDE, YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTROL YOUR HAIR.

They're aiming for Mia A Lago.

I could never be an astronaut. The toilets break.

Republicans raised the price of cocoa and chocolate. THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE.

She looks just like him.

You'll be fine. If you stop eating, drinking, driving (gas prices), and breathing (because the air's polluted). Then everything will be ok.

I know. It's a horrifying thought.

Who kidnapped Nancy Guthrie? It wasn't a Democrat. We were all planning our No Kings protest signs. They should investigate Republicans in the area. Maybe one of them stopped raping children long enough to kidnap her.

14 million people posted, "Is he dead?" And a guy wrote back, "He smells like he's dead."

Donald's probably at Walter Reade because he did something ridiculous & dangerous, like putting a pencil up his bum to write a letter. He isn't normal. You can tell he does things like that by looking at him. Doesn't he look like a guy who jams pencils up his backside?

Donald shouldn't be allowed to contest any court judgements. Because if he appeals a verdict, the headline will be "Donald's Appealing"- AND THAT'S A LIE.

We have several Pretend Donalds, who post on social media for him. We need laws declaring that a felony. They're engaged in creating the illusion Donald isn't an imbecile- that he can spell & string thoughts together- which is a lie. IT'S TREASON.

The Republicans won't tell us when Donald dies because, amidst the global outpouring of joy & ecstasy, they know nobody would do anything except laugh & dance & shout "He's dead! He's dead! Can you believe it- He's dead!"- Nobody would go to work, or pay taxes, ICE would shout at us- & we'd laugh.

Just another Saturday night for Pig Hegseth. Kristi Noem’s husband is in there somewhere.

Maybe they'll stick a bad wing on Fake Melania & get her to pretend she's Donald.

Another conversation with a MAGAt.

All I know is that the person pretending to be Donald online is alive. Donald may be stuck at Walter Reade with tubes up his keester.

Nobody trusts any of our news outlets anymore. Which is smart.

If Donald's alive he'll be taking credit for this- & demanding his Nobel Prize- all of tomorrow. If he doesn't do that, I will surmise he has kicked the bucket.

That's great. If Donald hadn't started this mess, the crew members wouldn't have been 'downed' in the first place- & gas wouldn't be $9.99 a gallon. It *is* 9.99 someplace, the owner said he can't get his pumps to show a higher number- HE'S TRIED.

Ironically we are all praying this Easter for there not to be a resurrection.

How do we handle our Republican Problem, America?

Somebody posted "If he was dead we'd all feel it." DO YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE? Has this descended to the point we're telepathic & can sense Donald-energy?

The age of consent should be 95 with Republicans, they can't make decisions like normal adults. They need to be kept in camps. Where they can be protected from themselves.

We can tell it's not Donald posting online. WHAT ARE THEY DOING AT WALTER READE TO THE FRIENDLESS URINAL CAKE? We deserve to know. *Especially* if he's dead.

The "proof" Donald's alive is his post- which everybody recognizes WASN'T WRITTEN BY SIR DUMBBELL. What are they hiding?

Remember to spay and neuter your Republican. We don't want them breeding.

How do we know he's writing the post? Where are the fantastic number of typos & the exclamation points like this: !!!! I don't see them. It's his ghost-poster. It's not Donald. Donald spells "hello" like this: Sk l./w xc _c

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At least a news source I can mostly trust. Certainly not Fox

That's great. But if Donald hadn't bombed them we wouldn't be in this mess to start with.

We need to tell Republicans they've won a trip to Disneyland. After they get to the airport, we slam the cell door, and- PROBLEM SOLVED.

Why does he do it? What's the reason? TREASON TREASON TREASON TREASON.

It's a Fox story. Is it real? They're the ones reporting Hillary's using mind control to raise the price of gas.

Republicans should be deported to a planet without oxygen.

Two Republican men were out camping & ran into Bigfoot. MAGAt #1: What the hell's that? Other MAGAt (#2): I don't know. But if you can hold it down I'll try to put my penis in it.

Republicans should have to pay us reparations. All the shit we've had to go through.

When Republicans turn against Donald it will be due to prices at the pump. When it hurts *them*- they have no empathy. They don't care what it feels like being deported, or raped, or having to survive around MAGAt idiots. But when it costs them more to buy gas, THEY'LL BE PISSED & go after him.

We should deport them to Mars.

Toilet lid. Big flush needed and a couple cans of Glade

How are they going to manage in Hell? They have billions of Republicans they have to make room for. It's going to be quite the challenge.

On Donald's death certificate, under cause of death, Jr's going to write in: "He gave his life for America!- & still doesn't have a Nobel Prize!" - I bet Donald's dying of untreated gonorrhea.

Maybe Donald is a Paul McCartney fan, and he's paying homage to the "Paul is dead" stories in the '60s, with an updated "Donald is dead" series of rumors because he secretly wants to be in a rock band. He faked his assassination attempt remember.

If Bernie's the reason Donald's dead, we will celebrate him.

Satan would know if Donald's dead. ANYONE BUDDIES WITH SATAN? Give him a call and ask.

They want to deny us our joy.

Oh no. What if they have his head in a jar next to Walt Disney's head. Under Tomorrowland. & Elmo has a plan to reanimate them?

Oh joy, Usay Trump and his fiancée, Bettina Anderson, are reportedly planning to host their wedding at the new White House ballroom.

Faster than the speed of light!

I don't know, Leeds United. But I can tell you that thoughts & prayers don't do much- or Donald most likely would've passed shortly after birth.

Donald's either dying, or raping. When he's out at night, that's usually what it is.

The question that has been asked 100 billion times.

Hopefully. I keep asking him if he's dead but he doesn't answer. He's a bastard keeping us in suspense like this. Unless he's really dead & _can't_ answer. When- w000000000000!!!

Donald looked sick. Sicker than usual.