Just My Nonense

“Do you want flies with that?”

work smarter, not harder

“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

the seventh grader in me wants to high five whoever did this

“You’ll grow into it.”

and it opened up my eyes

i think both sides are to blame here

The Beartles

"That enough syrup?" "Did you hear me tell you to stop?" "No, sir." "Is there a syrup shortage?" "Not that I know of.” “Ahem.” "Not that I know of, sir.” "I need you to do better, Allen." "Yes, sir." "Now go check on the coffee."

when someone tells me to “smile naturally”

donuts are less scratchy

My name is Irving Markowitz. You took my seafood. Prepare to die.

“NOT ONE WORD, KATHLEEN.”

this is why they warn you not to leave your belongings unattended

this looks like the cover of what would either be the best or worst indie rock album ever

Detective Wile E. Coyote puts down the paintbrush and smiles.

Disney Studios presents... "The Fairy Godfather"

“Why is your name listed first?” “We’ve discussed this.” “Explain it to me one more time.” “They’re alphabetical.”

when you’re locked out of the house and you can see the keys sitting right there on the table

"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."

me: they’re just- wife: don’t say it me: ... wife: I mean it me: ... wife: ... me: lion there