Trickshots - Best of

the impact of a dad joke can be measured on a sighsmograph

in Australia, the ceiling is lava

introverts aren't boring or shy, we're fascinating and selective

if people would just say they don't know instead of obfuscating, society would be a good deal simpler. idk.

my self esteem has finally grown big enough that I no longer need affirmations from complete strangers please clap, like and repost

ozempic like drug but one that takes the weight off your shoulders

labubus go into labubour to have their lababies

online friendships can be real don't let people tell you otherwise

*mopping the sweat from my brow as I try to figure out how to defuse the bath bomb*

shouting "bird!" every time I see a bird on the birding trip to show I am knowledgeable

the besst thing abot drinkinge eight espressssos in a row is the sspeed at whicchj I cam type my posets now

an epipen but full of dopamine for days when you guys ignore my bangers

rock, paper, scissors but its a cybertruck, golf club and a gimp suit

Octopi have 3.14 times as many tentacles as octopuses

microdosing becoming a billionaire by earning pennies every hour

coffee machines are the sexiest robot overlords alive