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was it cold? yep
was it dark? yep
did i see a comet with my eyes? kinda
did i get a photo of one? yep
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Million dollar idea: Jazz bar named Horn Pub
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Judge: And how do you plead?
Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor
Judge: Pleiades?
Me: Plea uh deez n-
My lawyer: OBJECTION
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Bluesky:
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sorry to bother you @schumer.senate.gov but i found a mistake on your website that needs editing
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you know how i know zootopia is fictional? the police are good guys
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ℍ𝕆𝕎 𝕄𝔸ℕ𝕐 𝕃𝕀ℂ𝕂𝕊 ℍ𝕌𝕄𝔸ℕ?
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teams message: where are you? the meeting started 10 minutes ago
[flashback to sitting on toilet playing balatro for 30 minutes]
reply: masturbating
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“Honey, I’m pregnant”
[holding back happy tears]
“Hi pregnant…I’m dad”
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dammit alexa i said “play sister wives”
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one thing i love about bluesky is how quickly i can start riffing with someone i don’t know and be like “this feels like friend”
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if you take out a full page ad to try and justify suspending a black kid because of his hair, you might be a racist
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social
A Texas school district superintendent defended the continued suspension of a Black student over his locs in a full-page newspaper ad “Being an American requires conformity with the positive benefit of unity"
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beck: i got two turntables and a microphone
urologist: that's..that's not the common terminology
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“What’s your name?”
“John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Yours?”
“You’re never going to believe this”
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look i’ll be honest, half the time i don’t know what you all are talking about, but i put a heart on it cause i like you
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so your whole schtick is to search the word "zootopia" and be mad?
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i made a helpful chart to understand my mental state
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i’m no heart doctor but i have to imagine your heart tripling in size isn’t healthy. someone get the grinch an ekg
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i'm in the louvre!!!
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objectively speaking, opples and bononos was the best verse
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apparently it’s not ok to tell people you’re tonguing the mint hole when you’re enjoying a lifesaver?
in brighter news hr wants to meet with me!
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