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A repository for the worst puns on Bluesky

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  • 💙 Liked by 2 users
  • 📅 Updated 17 days ago
  • ⚙️ Provider graze.social
  • 📈 In the last 30 days, there were 3 posts about this feed. These posts got a total of 5 likes and had 0 reposts.

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Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
2 minutes ago
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Jon Bradbury
@jonbradbury.com
12 minutes ago
No my best puns are always accidental
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Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
16 minutes ago
Why did the stadium feel cold? All the fans left. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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I Should’ve Been a Cowgirl
@seizeday.bsky.social
17 minutes ago
I appreciate the humorous signs, puns, size jokes ~but I am concerned about the technology side of our democracy. You know, those articles that are discovering errors? That the computers were compromised? Is it possible to find and correct the corrupt programs?
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Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
33 minutes ago
Why did the calendar go on a diet? It wanted to lose its extra dates. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
about 1 hour ago
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
about 1 hour ago
Why don’t sharks like fast food? They can’t catch it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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The Friendly Platypus
@friendlyplatypus.bsky.social
about 1 hour ago
Why are all the scientists talkin bout my peepis and not my increasingly terrible puns I thought we were in a PLATonic relationship
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Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
about 1 hour ago
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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jenny_tightpants🪑
@jtp.bsky.social
about 1 hour ago
to make linux and microsoft puns, mostly
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Free Novels Online
@fnovelso.bsky.social
about 1 hour ago
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Togepi's Gay Dad
@togepidad.bsky.social
about 1 hour ago
Fair warning, my standup routine includes me making bad puns, and using the drum kit to do the *badum tiss* thing
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Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
about 1 hour ago
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
about 2 hours ago
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
about 2 hours ago
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Hidden, might be NSFW
Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
about 2 hours ago
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
about 2 hours ago
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
about 2 hours ago
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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Byte Sized Jokes
@bytesizedjokes.bsky.social
about 2 hours ago
My Wi-Fi is like my motivation. Strong in the morning. Gone by lunch. #puns, #techjokes, #funnytshirt, #smarthome, #dadjokes, #onelinerstoryteller
A funny joke: My Wi-Fi is like my motivation. Strong in the morning. Gone by lunch.
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Ozzie D, NP-hard :bikepump: :vegan:
@ozdreaming.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
about 3 hours ago
Still my favourite pun on the net, twelve years and counting, but only one missing pic left. #CetaceanNeeded #WikipediaGems #Puns
A screenshot from <https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cetaceans>. A table listing members of genus Mesoplodon is shown.  In the entry for Deraniyagala's beaked whale, the "Picture" cell contains text reading "[cetacean needed]".
Screenshot from the Wikipedia talk page for "List of cetaceans" (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:List_of_cetaceans), showing past debates over the pun "[cetacean needed]".
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Phil Dumphy
@phil-dumphy.bsky.social
about 3 hours ago
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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