BangDro369

If they hool once they’ll hooligan

Yes, actually, I do get all my validation from random internet people. Next question.

If I repeatedly say “nerd” as I scroll your profile I am going to follow you

this is why mcdonald’s isn’t going anywhere

cage is the elephants name

If the rich don’t want us to eat them they should give us food

Be the awk you want to see in the ward

Pronounces Hawaii like the start of that one Disturbed song

bro if the famous flavor flav can use alt text so can you

When someone says I’m wrong I just say “nuh uh” and then they change their mind

I was double dog dared, your honor

Women everywhere instinctively covered their drinks after seeing this picture

just blocked someone because they implied that they don’t like cats

come for the riff stay for the raff

We could’ve called them Dogtors but sure, Veterinarian works too I guess

Erin Blockabitch would be a beautiful name for a baby poster

you came to bluesky and all you got was this stupid skeet

If I ever find myself in a pickle I will simply eat my way out.

They don’t hate me cuz they ain’t me, they hate me because I’m annoying.

Don’t mistake my weakness for anything else. It’s weakness.

Cat: meow Me: you hungry? C: meOW M: ok let’s go C: meow M: I’m getting it C: meow M: you see me getting it C: meow C: meow C: MEow C: meOW C: MEOW

get in loser the cosmos awaits