Pru Posts

If you have the meats please keep that to yourself

Give me the low viz jacket. I want to disappear into the black night.

Not today Satan but we can put a pin in it and circle back around next week

Woke up in a cold sweat bc I dreamed the Vice President shook my hand

Delicious if literal: ham-handed

Thinking about growing a pouch so I never have to worry if my dress has pockets

me: nice earrings nim: for the last time they're Air Pods

I want to open a restaurant for divorcees but can't think of what to name it other than Fed Ex

The Secretary of Homeland Security is walking around without a driver's license or passport. ICE has the chance to do the funniest thing.

Engineer: let me build you something Civil engineer: let me build you something, but first a cuppa tea

The horrors persist, but so do new, as yet unimagined horrors

You're eating candy off the ground? A "bunny" hid candy on the ground? And you're eating it?

How come the history that repeats itself is always the bad parts

Watching one new episode of a series per week like it's the 2010's

Practicing human shield maneuvers in case ice comes to deport the neighbors (even the ones who use leaf blowers at 7 am)

Having a soothing cup of tea in the back of my Dragula

inventor of the neti pot: you'll feel better with some light drowning

Turning the cognitive dissonance dial all the way up to 100 just to make it through the day

I don't know, tricking and deporting legal residents seems bad

In the year 2028 a ballpark hotdog is $45.75 and a costco hotdog is still $1.50 with a soda

Helen Hunt Helen Gather Helen Do It All

going down to the deli and standing a little too close to the slicer because haircuts are expensive

Welcome to Catchella, Coachella for cats. A handful of kibble is $18 and it's three days of nonstop bird chirps.

Wolf: awoooo Dire wolf: help meeee