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  • 💙 Liked by 6 users
  • 📅 Updated 6 months ago
  • ⚙️ Provider skyfeed.me

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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
25 days ago
I wish my dog could articulate to me the joy he derives from me throwing a ball and him fetching it two hundred times in a row
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
NO ONE CARES HOW THE TIME CHANGE IS GOING TO AFFECT YOUR BABY.
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
"Happy Ash Wednesday!" *Puts cigarette out on your forehead*
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
2 months ago
I'm making four scrambled eggs like some kind of billionaire
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
3 months ago
I can't, I'm trying to drink five times my body weight in water.
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
3 months ago
I don't want to do anything. I'm sick of doing stuff. Except sitting. I enjoy sitting.
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
3 months ago
It's only been four days and I'm trying hard not to lose my temper but it's really really difficult
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
3 months ago
Instead of watching the inauguration I'm watching a true crime show...oh wait
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
3 months ago
So nice to switch from the sounds of ear-splitting playoff football announcers to the soothing voice of Forensic Files
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
3 months ago
I love getting home from work so I can prepare to go back to work tomorrow
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
3 months ago
*pulls a muscle* Muscle: I own you now
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
4 months ago
Stop making me learn new stuff I'm tired
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
4 months ago
It's important to practice self-care on Sunday nights that's why I watch Forensic Files.
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
4 months ago
Please stop bombarding my Instagram with wall pilates ads what makes you think I want to rub my bare feet all over my clean wall?
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
4 months ago
Well it's a brand new year, time to do nothing differently.
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
4 months ago
Review of Christmas: Much too expensive. Too much to do. Extremely stressful. There's alcohol. ⭐☆☆☆☆
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
4 months ago
Watching a movie about the devil is the perfect way to spend Christmas morning
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
4 months ago
The holiday season is for eating, drinking, having fun and gaining weight and January is for wishing you were dead
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
4 months ago
[Being murdered] "Oh good now I don't have to finish wrapping these Christmas gifts"
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
4 months ago
The best Christmas gift you can give me is telling me we don't have to exchange gifts.
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
4 months ago
The Catcher in the Rye is a deceiving book. You think it's about a baseball player in a field then you're like "Oh, mental illness!"
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
5 months ago
Do I have a ton of stuff to do today? Yes Am I going to avoid most of it and go to the bar? Also yes
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
5 months ago
[At the bar] "Why are all these people having conversations?"
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Sardonic Tart
@sardonictart.bsky.social
5 months ago
Happy birthday to my favorite childless cat lady #taylorswift 🥳🎂🎈🎁❤️
a woman is holding three cats and asking do n't we ?

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a woman is holding three cats and asking do n't we ?

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