Lock's Recent Skeets

Well, well, well, looks like none of us were raptured. - me drafting skeets for tomorrow

Rest assured the rapture will happen at the end of the business day

I guess it's apropos for the rapture to happen on my day off

I'm not answering my phone tomorrow so everyone thinks I was raptured

I missed the lesson in Sunday School about pearl clutching but it appears it's a prerequisite to heaven

Just finished booking my cabin on the annual anitfa employee holiday cruise

I'm under a snuggle eating cold pizza, or happy

Just found the leftover pizza

If he's still here after the rapture tomorrow I have every right to call him the antichrist

Uh oh

*tapping post button* is anyone here?

Just got that inebriated sensation

I often wonder if I have sucked any of my follower's dicks in my twenties

Hey sometimes I'm just in the mood to shitpost

I've made it past five martinis once and that ended in a failed marriage so I honestly try to keep it at five

You don't get sappy skeets until the fifth martini

I tend to get fatalistic on the second martini

*connecting the firehose feed to his satellites and then into his brainchips*

OMG Y'all I just got really high

In a startling twist he has nominated the Big Bad Wolf to head the Department of Porcine Housing

My work week is odd compared to others. It's routine but odd and I love it. I have Sundays and Tuesdays off, and even though I work Monday it's my shortest day normally out by 2 PM. It gives me a weekday that I can always schedule dr. appointments and a weekend day for family.