Nicolas Cage Skeets

Me: *vomiting explosively* Friend: Food poisoning? Me: *wiping lips and shaking my head* Nicolas Cage movie.

I trained an AI using every Nicolas Cage role and it downloaded itself right to video

I saw the title of a Nicolas Cage movie on the guide and threw up a little bit in my mouth

Me: I need this prescription filled please. Pharmacist: *reading* 500 Zofran. *looks up* Going on a cruise? Me: No a Nicolas Cage movie.

A cable channel that only plays Nicolas Cage movies called ShitFlix.

Is a movie even bad if Nicolas Cage isn't in it?

If you start the VHS copy of Raising Arizona at 11:30, Nicolas Cage will ruin another movie at exactly midnight

Me: *seeing Rosanna Arquette blocked me* She must want to avoid the possibility of liking my Nicolas Cage skeets

What a day, we gained a pope and lost a librarian; and now somewhere in California Nicolas Cage is going to turn it into a crappy movie

There's an alternate universe in which every role is played by Nicolas Cage and that universe sucks

I made a feed of my Nicolas Cage Skeets, not sorry bsky.app/profile/did:...

A skeet so bad that only a reading by Nicolas Cage would suffice

Somewhere there's an alternate universe where Nicolas Cage is a great actor.

If Ukraine would play Nicolas Cage movies on big screens at the battlefront, Russia would leave.

It's a new month, but my dislike of Nicolas Cage movies is still the same.

Stalker: *following me home* Me: Hey you wanna come inside and watch a Nicolas Cage movie? Stalker: *runs away*

[ER] Nurse: Doctor the stomach pump is broken! What should we do? Doctor: Quick get a TV, VCR, and a Nicolas Cage movie.