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[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror] i am the horror and i will be persisting

ⓘ this user doesn’t want serious replies to their joke posts

every post is a banger if you never check the interactions on it after posting.

“i’m still punk” i whisper as i replace the insoles in my new vans w/ dr scholls

oh you’re laughing now but just wait until kohls cash becomes the main source of currency

me: *asks for a sign* the universe:

Existential Dread Pirate Roberts

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i drive until i find a street where i can legally make my u turn

wilson phillips keeps telling me if i hold on for one more day things will go my way but it’s been years and i’m starting to feel like they’re lying

checking my depression levels by blowing into a harmonica to see if i’m on pitch or not

i doom post so you can doomscroll.

got this dm request and tbh i’m confused that these are the only choices he provided

in dire need of a map bc the country roads did not in fact take me home and i am in fact severely lost

mamas, don’t let your shitposters grow up to be serious posters

my posts are not about quality OR quantity but a secret third thing

i had 3 slices of margherita pizza and i didn’t even get a little bit buzzed

taking pubic transit to pound town

i’ve been busy touching grass and i gotta say i think chronically online is the life i was actually meant for

my therapist told me i need to stop blaming myself for so many things so i guess i’m gonna have to start blaming you guys

scored my first goal post ankle surgery tonight if you even care

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i take my lil tums gummies