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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
4 months ago
Christmas is a good time to throw Wikipedia a few bucks to thank them for the many times you relied on the site that year. Members of the billionaire class want to destroy it for some reason. (@archive.org is also under constant threat nowadays and in need of support)
Screenshot of three headlines in news search results, all from the past 24 hours. 1) Elon Musk Takes Aim at Wikipedia, 2) Elon Musk says his $1 billion offer to Wikipedia “still stands”, 3) Musk Slams ‘Wokepedia’ for Biased Editing, Urges Donation Boycott
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
3 months ago
"It shouldn't be worthy of the attention it's getting. It should be standard practice," Sibley said. "I thought we had an agreement on this s--t 80 years ago." You and me both my dude www.chron.com/news/houston...
Texas knife shop owner goes viral after rejecting Nazi work

www.chron.com

Texas knife shop owner goes viral after rejecting Nazi work

Edom, Texas, bladesmith Johnathan Sibley recently said no to two folks who wanted to fix a Hitler Youth knife. He's amazed at how social media has responded.

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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
lmao
From Kevin Kruse’s newsletter: Signal Markers

Bluesky has been picking apart the story all morning. A lot of energy has been spent on the obvious irony that the exact same group that hyperventilated and hypothesized about Hillary Clinton possibly maybe perhaps one day leaking secrets on an unsecured email server is now just texting around actual secrets on their iPhones.
***Less attention has been made to the equally horrifying fact that, in private, these people seem immensely stupid. Here's the National Security Advisor to the President of the United States throwing out his own version of a "Live Laugh Love" sign with the emojis for "Fist Flag Fire," for instance.***
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
COP: do you know why I stopped you ME: is it related to my crimes
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
10 months ago
Everybody say happy 6th birthday to Beto
Beto, an alligator-hunting tuxedo cat, posing on a table
Beto, an alligator-hunting tuxedo cat, posing on a table — looking directly at camera
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
5 months ago
I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
about 1 year ago
Larry David’s statement about Richard Lewis’s death was enough to melt my cold, cold heart
“Richard and I were born three days apart in the same hospital and for most of my life he’s been like a brother to me,” Larry wrote. “He had that rare combination of being the funniest person and also the sweetest. But today he made me sob and for that I’ll never forgive him.”
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
almost 2 years ago
“Are you okay?” “No. Why? Did I seem okay before?”
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
5 months ago
The first step in AAA is admitting your car has a problem
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
6 months ago
My lawnmower is slow, but reliable.
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
[U.S. Postal Service] Me: *hands over change of address form* Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub” Me: I live there now Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub Me: Yay
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
Laundry status: seriously considering wearing a prom dress from 1998 to the gas station
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
why is vanilla synonymous with boring? vanilla is delicious. imagine a world without vanilla. it would be so oregano.
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
Y’all this beer is amazing
Holding bottle of KIKKOMAN Less Sodium Soy Sauce with alligator-hunting tuxedo cat doing biiiiiiig streeeeetch on floor in background
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
4 months ago
Once again I am expected to prepare my own dinner
Romeo (Leo DiCaprio) collapsed on his knees and crying hysterically because he thinks Juliet is dead
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
almost 2 years ago
I’m Florida sober (haven’t smoked meth with an alligator outside of a gas station I just robbed in 64 days)
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
Reading the news in 2025 like
Irving B. (John Turtorro): “let’s burn this place to the ground”
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
Dance like nobody likes you.
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