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🎶 here comes some hot dinners, murderer 🎶 Making my menu for the week bc I’m so gangster. What’s everyone else doing? youtu.be/o1mzQLTkoE0?...

i understand jokes

Never feeling remotely good about myself or literally anything else kinda sucks, actually.

How High is the best stoner movie, don’t @ me

in my view the dumbest part about this mind-numbingly stupid post is the idea that the average bluesky user, who does not know what atproto is, will respond to jay's historic crash out by thinking "ah yes, i should build my own social media!" rather than "oh i guess i'll go back to instagram idk".

Dinner.

If you like Old Bay, these are crab chips.

I choose death over this.

Why stop at company mergers? Billionaires could merge too. Instead of three guys, there could be just a BeZuckerMusk

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Roses are red My left eye is glass

Sometimes when I’m sad I remember that I can always motorboat myself and that makes me feel better

I’m still punk. *puts on little sailor suit and plays with a stick and hoop*

what does mr connor pant have on all of these really famous people that makes them join his show

today’s infusion aka the twisted reality i’m existing in where i’m “happy” to pay $750/mo to keep my insurance while unemployed so that I can maintain my treatment that’s over $100k every 6 weeks bc america.

my cat Calvin (10) has been struggling to jump lately. we took him to the vets and got him meds, and he’s seems to be doing better sometimes, but it’s a reminder my lil guy won’t be here forever. ugh. i’m just going to soak up every moment with him 😭

Hey @jcsalterego.bsky.social imma gonna milk this tuna fwiw! 😂 I needed a seafood fix, found it! Gonna need a jacket again outside tonight. I love autumn 🍂 Listening to Fleetwood Mac’s eponymous album…

Most people to their dog: “Who’s a good dog? You’re a good dog!” Me to Charlie: “who’s a little weirdo? You’re a little weirdo!”

Well, that devolved rather quickly.

My personalities put the range in derangement

if looks wanted to kill, they would