There are two kinds of people in the world. The kind who classify people into two categories, and the kind who know we’re all beautiful and unique. ✌️💜
Pharmaceutical exec: “we’re developing a medicine for people to take for influenza, how can we make things worse?”
Tech: “I know, we can take the foil packs and put a layer of paper over them to make it impossible to push the pill through!”
Exec: “also make it impossible to remove the paper!”
I can’t believe I almost made it through the day and didn’t wish @ficklenuts.bsky.social a happy birthday. And it’s right there on their profile. Happy birthday!
In The Wizard of Oz when Dorothy dropped a house and killed the wicked witch of the East, the townsfolk held a celebration, including singing and dancing in the streets. Do with that what you will.