All Andy All the Time

Man... big "you know what you did" energy on bsky today

I always leave my camera on during meetings bc I need to know if I'm crying

Isn't it weird when songs seem to be playing faster than usual? Interviewer: ...questions about the role

I waste all my bravery eating expired food

Asking around at the punk show to see if anyone has floss

We need to come together and meaningfully incorporate rice into breakfast

3d printing a sensible dinner

Walking around the park talking to myself with mentos in my ears

Good morning to everyone except people with the right of way who hold up traffic to INSIST that you go

Hm okay waiter not as charmed by "drinking for two" as "eating for two"

Every day I wake up like mia from pulp fiction. It's probably nothing

it is good and normal that for $8 you can get eggs or a decent set of binoculars from amazon

Just confidently put a tea bag in my coffee

Just found a note in my phone that says "a goldfish at a goldfish bar... can't remember if it paid"

been so excited to make a Twin Peeps joke but it's been done a bunch so back to the drawing board for this hack

The only thing I have in common with super rich ppl is the desire to shoot myself into space

i like to smell bad sometimes it makes me feel powerful

I promise to never be thrilled to announce anything on linkedin

i think it's time to get "hospitalized" for "exhaustion"

Imagine falling in love and finding out they put the dollar sign after the number

Being nervous all the time is my primary form of cardio

Hm at some point in my evening I took out my phone, made a note that says "Pelican at the disco" and put my phone away

Google maps needs a route option called "See the most cows"