My wife handed me a clean towel and asked me to โput it in its place.โ So, I looked at it and said, โDonโt forget that youโre only a towel,โ and I was reminded yet again of just how lucky this woman was to be married to me.
I wonโt even walk across the office to see a coworkerโs new baby. Nothing in the world could get me to ride a camel across the desert to deliver essential oils to a newborn in a barn
HHHโs failed booking of John Cenaโs retirement run joins RFK jrโs failed pull-up on a long list of recent policy failures by the Trump administration
one thing you gotta appreciate about your classic style witch is they LOVE to laugh. probably fun to be in a relationship with you know. can probably make drugs basically...
my best friend (recently promoted to Grand Inquisitor): what's the one thing we agreed you wouldn't talk about
you should be able to dump as much of YOUR sludge as you want in YOUR lawn! got all this industrial sludge on auction to use as yard sludge, now i got the city breathin down my neck wanting material data sheets like, i dunno what to tell you boys it's sludge, not a salad. it's all one big ingredient