Cursed Wishes

Having people cancel their Disney + subscription but have it be in support of Kimmel feels like a monkeys paw situation

The Monkey's Paw-d Thai

"the House is too small, we need a broadly representative body" Monkey's paw curls....

Hoped the Blue Jays rotation problem would sort itself out, but real monkeys paw nonsense going on at this point

Stephen Colbert/Jimmy Kimmel situation feels like a monkey's paw situation. I would normally to support the cancellation of their shows. But when it's at the hands of a thin-skinned president who actively wants to destroy culture and free speech because it bruises his fragile ego. I draw the line.

Monkey's paw: you wind up with an LIRR/MNRR situation.

"I wish I was the opposite gender" *Monkeys paw curls* Nothing has changed, but you feel a deep, inexplicable wrongness.

State Autonomy, Have you met the Monkey's Paw?

Me: "I never want to see The Big Bang Theory as my AEW lead-in again." *A finger on the monkey's paw curls* TV: "How about Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice?" Me: "Please no."

Global fantasy French Empire is like the WORST monkey's paw for Britain haters like me 😔

The Monkey's Paw (That's it.)

Man are we ever going to get past the 2008 primaries? (Monkey's paw curls as 2024 election recriminations start.)

Watch out for that monkeys paw, they'd probably make it a paid upgrade locked behind a subscription or something.

*Marigold folds* hurray *Monkey's Paw Finger Curls* wha... *Utami and Miyu to NXT* 🤼

That kind of monkey's paw caption is -amazing-. XD

Real monkey's paw situation where they obviously added elements of the suit to the maid dress

*monkeys paw curls*

it's like i made some monkey's paw wish or some bullshit lmfao (i laugh in agony) (a little bit)

A final finger curls on the monkey's paw as the Soul Furnace is revealed, tended by none other than MB, his empty eye sockets glowing with motes of green after spending years on X without any protection