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fermented strawbeeries

"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem

this meeting needs a jump to recipe button

my cat is furious with me, but she has a good reason. it’s raining outside

i’ve never been shot so there’s a chance that i’m bulletproof

Rage Against the Muh Peen

sexual healing could fix me

it’s a good thing Face/Off technology doesn’t exist, rich people would be out there stealing beautiful faces

(me, an IT guy, taking 911 calls) hi have you rebooted

yogurt is just fruit pudding

eat half a carton of yogurt for breakfast. you will certainly not regret eating half a carton of yogurt for breakfast

the worst part of people moving to mastodon is that now i have to post to both platforms and do math to know if it was a banger

they should invent a shopping cart that doesn’t suck

never forget what they took from you (jerryposting)

can mosquitos smell farts

plagiarizing the last 15 years of simpsons jokes because nobody’s ever heard them

is it just monkeys or are all simian paws cursed

If you noticed I’ve been a little quiet the last few days, here’s why! I’ve been frantically trying to track all the bluesky users getting setup on Mastodon. Not leaving bluesky (yet), but to be honest the party is kind of over there right now. Check out the world without CEOsars 🤷‍♂️

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

is british trader joe’s tradeur joues

honestly i don’t think having a rabbit in a hat with a bat is particularly baller

getting into conspiracy theories so i can achieve my dream of being the first man on the moon

excuse me but there was nothing in the wedding invitation about “no capes”