Dumber

“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have

no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet

“your screen time this week” shut up narc

confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes

bad news. it’s actually pretty nice having clothes put away instead of in a pile

one day i’ll get revenge and jump in my cat’s lap while she’s in a meeting

did the creator of Whac-a-Mole hate any other animals

why do they call them children, they have like zero chill

doing that little wiggle cats do before they jump when i post

you’re telling me this west is mid?

POV: you’re about to get a call from 1998

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

they should make a rotisserie chicken you can vape

ewok is short for electronic wok

ampersand is short for “AM radios per buckets of sand”

how dare you call me “problematic” i have never taken a stance on blematic

sisyphus but it’s just me opening and closing the door for my cat all day

i am now the proud owner of an @lisabug.bsky.social original

reverse skylight. what those worms doin

i don’t know why everyone makes a big deal about finishing chapstick. it’s one bite

had an ant on me an hour ago so now it feels like i have an ant on me about every 12 seconds

woah the food on doordash has physical locations you can just walk into