ME: okay so if you walk 5 hours a day at an average pace of about 3 miles per hour you should fall down at my door in roughly two and a half months
THE PROCLAIMERS: you know what maybe weβll just take a plane
PRIEST: when jesus was young he did carpentry
ME: when my goldfish goes into his little castle he also does carp entry
CONCLAVE: *makes me the new pope*
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: attention passengers if anyone is a doctor please raise your hand
PASSENGERS:
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: okay if you are NOT a doctor please raise your hands
PASSENGERS: *raise hands*
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: now start flapping really fast