confess.ngl.link
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I’m not interested in stealing anyone’s boyfriend. If I wanted a boyfriend, I would simply go to the Boyfriend Store and get one
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If you guys keep being nice to me, I’m gonna cry
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I use them interchangeably
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Hot single moms in your area are playing video games and dissociating
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Finally time to get my weekend started. Tell me everything, you filthy little freaks
confess.ngl.link/ficklenuts
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Just a couple more hours of work and then I’m done for my week. I need a shoulder massage and a margarita
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I want some parts of my job to get replaced by AI but I want to still get paid for doing them
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Making my lunch for work:
-soup
-sandwich
-salad
-fresh blueberries
-fruit infused water
Feeding myself at home:
-staring blankly into the pantry as I eat a bag of croutons
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🐸😍
c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
You're looking at a Morelet's Tree Frog (Agalychnis moreletii), and more importantly, she's looking at you. 🐸 They're also known as "Black-eyed Tree Frogs", for obvious reasons. Those big eyes collect light without acting like reflectors, allowing them to hunt at night.
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*throws a Costco sized bag of frozen peas into a tornado as a last ditch attempt at spreading whirled peas*
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Unannounced visitor
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In the mood for some Massive Attack this evening 🎶
youtu.be/Epgo8ixX6Wo?...
youtu.be
Massive Attack - Protection ft. Tracey Thorn
YouTube video by MassiveAttackVEVO
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I want to bite someone
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I have once again made the error of being useful to my employer, resulting in having stuff I’m responsible for.
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Here’s the order from if anybody else is trying to order an extinction level meteor from NASA
Ladybug@ladybuglane.bsky.social
Ok. I faxed it over just now! ✅ feels good to mark that off my to-do list!
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I’m really glad so many people are taking this seriously. It is obviously a very serious post and not a joke or shitpost. That’s why I have asked NASA to go ahead and order the giant meteor, because that’s a real thing a person can do
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻@ficklenuts.bsky.social
I don’t know about you guys, but I could really go for an extinction event-sized meteor right now
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Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age:
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How miserable am I, @sentimentbot.bsky.social
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I swear, it’s almost every day with these people
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻@ficklenuts.bsky.social
I’m tired of people expecting me to do something just because I know how to do it and they’re paying me
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