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We struggle with object permanence in this country.
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I just scored some free pipe-staging. It’s a little rusty and it suggests that I’ll be working rather than searching for fossilized megalodon teeth on a long beach but it's tariff-free and there are wing nuts
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Shoutout to my Kenmore dehumidifier just plugging along down in the basement year after year, keeping things dry, occasionally telling me to set things on fire
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More of this, Dems. Pritzker nails it –
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Like many of you, I’m emotionally checked out. But I’m available for dump runs – leave a voicemail
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The enemy of my enemy is still a dingus leave me alone I’m eating spaghetti
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When I need to disengage from the busy, busy world I leave my ear-trumpet back home on the dry sink
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See, a problem nice people have is they think everyone else is gonna be nice, and mean people exploit that. Anyhoo, here’s Wonderwall
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I’m just saying it’s a little ironic how many key changes there are in I Walk the Line, Johnny
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No, YOU hang up first Vladimir… (giggling)
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Spring is happening in spite of our best efforts. We’ve got right whales skim feeding and river herring on the make and old couples in Buicks looking for lobster rolls
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They don't tell you this in Catechism Class but if you read the New Testament backwards it’s actually instructions for building an Adirondack chair
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I've been hardening off my tomato seedlings by telling them about their whoring father
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They’re running up our little brook right now! Marathoners in Boston have nothing on these guys www.plymouth-ma.gov/499/Fish-Cam...
www.plymouth-ma.gov
Fish Camera | Plymouth, MAArrow LeftArrow RightSlideshow Left ArrowSlideshow Right Arrow
A real-time video feed of the annual herring migration up Town Brook in downtown Plymouth.
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So much laundry, so few clothespins, he McConaugheyd
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A guy on his riding mower gave me the low wave so I paid it forward and gave the thumbs up to a herring being carried off by an osprey
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Who is the bird that would risk his neck for his brother bird?
(Shaft)
Can you dig it
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Not sure I’ll be able to make it to the protest tomorrow but the number of people from all walks of life turning out to get a glimpse of right whales in local waters has been just as inspiring
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Why spend a million bucks to ride in some douchecanoe’s rocket when you can listen to Count Basie for free?
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Dropped 2 dozen joist hangers in the Home Depot bathroom and someone in a stall asked if I was Kid Rock
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So many herring sneak by when I’m not watching how am I going to name them all www.plymouth-ma.gov/499/Fish-Cam...
www.plymouth-ma.gov
Fish Camera | Plymouth, MAArrow LeftArrow RightSlideshow Left ArrowSlideshow Right Arrow
A real-time video feed of the annual herring migration up Town Brook in downtown Plymouth.
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