Haunted Jennifer's Posts

It’s fine- my car loves its little curb snacks.

I’m just trying to maintain this Duolingo streak so that the owl doesn’t hunt me down.

We really are in the evil villain era of history, aren’t we?

Nobody gives you weirder nicknames than your siblings.

I don’t discriminate, I like any candy-based holiday.

Fashion designers should have haute couture battles and create diss gowns.

Flavortown should have rollercoasters with little chili dog cars and sell blonde spiky hair caps at the merch shop.

Stop honking, I’m trying to finish my Wordle

Sometimes I speak directly to the spies monitoring my phone so that they can adjust my targeted marketing accordingly.

Ugh, I hate when my coworkers try to message me during my online shopping hours.

Downloading the RedNote app just because the government doesn’t want me to.

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

My house is like training camp for plants because only the strong survive.

I’d like to file an extension for the holidays, please.

New Years Resolutions: Hit more curbs Haunt more houses

Call me Sandra Lee the way I’m throwing back these cocktails

Not healthy, not sick, but a secret third thing* *still full of carbs from the holidays

‘Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring- because food comas

So many selfish millionaires to haunt, so little time before Christmas.

I can’t believe my job won’t let me call out deceased 👻

Ghosts love St. Patrick’s Day because it’s all about the spirits.

Almost carbon monoxide poisoned myself in my garage while trying to avoid interacting with my neighbors. Oops!

I’m using this extra day to hit more curbs 💕

Had to walk inside to get my coffee like it was the 1900s or something.

Holiday Ghost here 👻 www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Qu4jmU/