Leen's Top Posts

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong

I hope one day to live in unremarkable, calm, precedented times

Wait so isn’t anyone who raises chickens technically a chicken tender?

The tea I am drinking is named “Throat Coat” and I am not mature enough to handle this

idk bro but sounds like you need to move to the country and eat a lot of peaches

I don’t trust people who aren’t awkward

Did someone order jerk chicken

No, I am not free later. In fact, I am more expensive later.

Men are largely in charge of the world and yet they still subject themselves to wearing suits and ties. Truly idiotic if you ask me

Hey. You’re funny. I like you. We should be friends and never hang out but send memes

If you hate Mondays so much why don’t you eat lasagna about it pal

Me in my 20s: how much drugs is too much drugs? Me in my 30s: can I overdose on ginger???

Don’t worry you guys, I have a friend in Australia who has assured me tomorrow is gonna be fine

Boy are you day-old lunch meat? Because you’re kinda slimy and likely inbread

Thanks to Spotify wrapped I can be even worse at small talk by answering “small room strut bubblegrunge” when someone asks me what type of music I listen to

To be honest, I didn’t make life choices as though I would be living past 35

hi jk is the meanest part of the alphabet

I hate when I waste a really good joke on an unfunny person :(

I know I truly love and care about someone when I add their location to my weather app so I can check to see what their day is like over there

Don’t be afraid to be alone. Be afraid of what you tolerate or sacrifice in order to NOT be alone