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i opened threads and this was the first thing it showed me lmao @brandontsnider.bsky.social

welcome new users. a post on bluesky is called a Tweet. when you repost the Tweet to your own feed that's called a retweet

The weed number is now 582 due to inflation

mastodon user: It's so simple. First you pick a server, which is important, because they are all at war with, and hate the other servers. Then, to follow another user, you open your terminal and type >followctl -f -mode3 --dump @username@server --confirm followed by your UUID (memorize this!)

every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto

universal drinking game

companies programmed us to refer to art, music, video, and writing as "content" to make it seem like it comes from the website and not from a person who had to think of it and make it

caught the comet tsuchinshan-atlas tonight in the green mountains... see you again in 80,000 years

artists on here, read the whole press release - bsky has plans for a payment system to let your followers support you directly through the platform. (letting people pay for bells and whistles in the Discord Nitro fashion is smart, but the Patreon-esque addition is huge to me)

everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age me at 43: Children Should Be Allowed To Vote Monthly On Which Congressperson To Leave Upside Down At The Gas Station

desktop computers should be gross and beige instead of rainbow and glowing. your computer should look like a piece of soap. it should look like a telephone from a horror movie. it should look like someone smoked in front of it before it left the factory

man who buys horse that got famous for kicking people finds out that his horse kicks

blocking is misunderstood by many, so here's a good rule of thumb: when i block you it's because i am politely unsubscribing from your replies. when you block me it's because you are a censor denying me my rightful spot in the marketplace of free ideas, and because you hate friendship and love

i visited one of vermont's many mid-sized waterfalls today. thank you to water for being part of our planet

"replace toner"? no, Brother, the toner cartridge is getting pulled out and immediately shoved right back in. you print until the pages come out blank

the only thing i know about Twisted Tea is that it is a drink made primarily for people who litter

hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out

"why would you use that site? don't you know it's financed by someone evil?" yeah well i made my own websites and you all stopped going to websites so i have to use the evil ones you like instead of my own.

no it doesn't! falling sucks!!!!!!!

if we replaced the entire Democratic Party with about 40 people who have ever had a real job we would have a better shot at keeping the right wing from destroying the country

they should make a horror movie where a guy accidentally gets into a machine with a fly, and the movie follows the fly as he slowly becomes human and is forced by the hand of capital to get a job, crying when he can't remember the last time he rubbed his hands together while standing on a windowsill

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