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1 day ago
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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about 23 hours ago
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
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about 5 hours ago
Suburban Mom Wows Family With Most Androgynous Look Yet theonion.com/suburban-mom…
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about 1 hour ago
$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money theonion.com/18-mocktail-…
$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money
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about 6 hours ago
101 Years Ago Today:
101 Years Ago Today:
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1 day ago
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands theonion.com/rfk-jr-greet…
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands
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1 day ago
Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole
Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole
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about 2 hours ago
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life

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Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life

WASHINGTON—Claiming that the sacred ash tree had outlived its usefulness and needed to be updated, President Donald Trump made remarks Monday defending his demolition of Yggdrasil, the ancient tree of...
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1 day ago
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
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2 days ago
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans

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China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans

SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11 U.S. soybeans. “I am extremely honored tha...
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1 day ago
Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet
Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet
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about 21 hours ago
Conceptual Genius Goes As Self For Halloween theonion.com/conceptual-g…
Conceptual Genius Goes As Self For Halloween
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1 day ago
Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privileges theonion.com/prince-andre…
Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privileges
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33 minutes ago
Elon Musk Launches Grokipedia To Compete With Wikipedia theonion.com/elon-musk-la…
“It’s about time we had a right-wing take on episode summaries of Lost.” Heather Yellen, Newspaper Bagger
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2 days ago
Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy theonion.com/report-ameri…
Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy
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about 3 hours ago
Chimpanzees: Dumber Than All Humans
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about 22 hours ago
Pervert Goes Door To Door Asking For Trick-Or-Treaters theonion.com/pervert-goes…
Pervert Goes Door To Door Asking For Trick-Or-Treaters
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1 day ago
Nvidia Becomes First $5 Trillion Company theonion.com/nvidia-becom…
“I just hope the success doesn’t change them.” Lionel Ubajoa, Stage Sweeper
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24-Hour Horror Movie Marathon Attended With Other Failures theonion.com/24-hour-horr…
24-Hour Horror Movie Marathon Attended With Other Failures
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about 22 hours ago
Go ahead and try to fill the infinite void in your soul with merchandise at the Onion Store. store.theonion.com/collec…
America's Finest Merchandise
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2 days ago
The Onion Store Sweepstakes: Enter your credit card information at checkout now for a chance to own all of the items currently in your cart. store.theonion.com/produc…
'The Sports Team From My Area' Headline Sweatshirt
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2 minutes ago
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

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Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...
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