debb's bangers

i am going to make a movie about a girl who kills a president and all his henchmen by luring them into isolated spots seductively and then punches them in the nuts so hard they die. she is never caught.

baby

when I was homeless in florida, the library was a godsend, straight from heaven. air conditioning, bathrooms, somewhere I could sit, go online, read, just exist.

i heard reading is fundamental

I have a gato

now this is hard hitting journalism

trying to view positive content

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looking at me like i'm an idiot (i am)

aaargh that's it, that's the post

the world is terrible, but cats

apparently, "die mad" has an origin story and it is GLORIOUS

he's a 10 but he brings a manifesto to McDonald's

MY TREATS, I WANT THEM

this bunny blep is all of us.

who would have ever guessed, putting nutrients into your body makes it feel good and work better. it's almost like nobody told me 100,000 times

it's not "rioting" don't believe bullshit

every hack you see online, your grandma already knows. she knows all the secret best ways to do everything. it's nanatechnology

bunneh blepper "hark: who goes there" vibes

*sigh* right about now

puddins update

the best thing about cats is they ignore you all day, pretend you're trash but at night they curl up in your armpit and purr while you sleepily stroke their head

this very second, almost