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Pierre Poilievre this morning.

Consumer confidence is dropping faster than my standards at 2 a.m. on a Friday night.

I hope the first woolly mammoth they resurrect kills somebody

never feel more like myself than when the flight attendant looks directly into my eyes and says, "trash"

i feel like Lindsey Graham is now being played by a parody of Lindsey Graham

Sometimes you don’t find your spirit animal as much as it finds you

I'm so tired of winning I started losing on purpose just to feel something again.

A Heartbreaking Jork of Staggering Peanus

Trump’s first 100 days answered a crucial question: “How fast can a country go from superpower to circus?”

I’m here…

Honey bluesky is down I need you to validate everything I say 12 times

Trump’s first 100 days: the century no one asked for.

I love those “falling rocks” signs on the side of the road so I can feel helpless AND afraid

my dog thinks it's cool when I drink a bunch of water and jump up and down to make sloshing sounds, even if I throw up

Thanks to tariffs, Amazon’s “suggested products” now include do-it-yourself bankruptcy kits.

She was rare, like a political extremist with critical thinking skills.

I would stop posting here but it's the only purely social interaction I have

Who called it learning subtraction instead of teaching us a lessen?

bluesky should have a "sigh" button next to the like button

i’ll have a latte with a shot of muscle relaxers pls

the letter B is really just the number 13 kissing