Dire Wolf

This little man is a supermodel

I hope the other CEOs are paying attention.

The internet was better when the modem screamed.

It's grilled cheese/tomato soup season.

Biscuit says hello

Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.

It's like we're being water boarded by stupidity.

Please don't crop your dogs ears or declaw your cat. That's all.

Sun bunnies.

We adopted a cat. His name is Biscuit. He is 3.

If at first you don't succeed, get used to it. This is your life now.

Wake up babe. It's time to overthrow the government.

Look at these two cuties

The sequel to panic at the disco is crying at the convenience store.

Ariel: I wanna be where the people are! Me: idiot

I don't want to teach a man to fish. If I give you this fish will you go away.

Been stuck in a cycle of weed and anime. I do not need help getting out.

Some person in an ancient society was annoyed enough with their cat to make this. Honesty, relatable.

Every day has the opportunity to be the worst day of your life. That's exciting.

Full of potatoes and unrealized dreams.

If the roosters get to scream every day then so do I.

People who love cats are people you can trust.

My calculator history is far more humiliating than my browser history.

My dream job is never having to dream of a job.