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  • 💙 Liked by 8 users
  • 📅 Updated 10 months ago
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
39 minutes ago
Really trying to get in the zone but my bliss walked right into my flow with its pockets full of rocks
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
about 1 hour ago
As much as it would rather not anymore, some of the time has to go outside to let different waves pass through. Yes I know it fights and it has the patient strength of life in a tide pool but that's exactly why it matters. Like, don't be one of those "but time is shifting desert sands" lubbers
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Axer Jenkins
@axerjenkins.bsky.social
about 3 hours ago
A new project is underway and I need all the books I can find in Nordic style churches, preferably ones without nails. The foreman also told me to make a staircase that goes up, but also down. At the same time. He doesn't know and neither do I
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
about 3 hours ago
The average American has three friends
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
about 4 hours ago
The average American has three friends
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
about 10 hours ago
Before I can confirm whether or not the life of the reclusive hermit in a dilapidated shed deep in the unforgiving woods is right for me, I will consult the orb.
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Julie Lavender Menace
@2tickytacky.bsky.social
about 16 hours ago
If the hotel's free breakfast doesn't serve country gravy, warm strawberry yogurt and pepper tastes horrible on your eggs.
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
about 16 hours ago
All females of no longer breeding age will be out to pasture while quantities last. The rest will be culled.
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
about 17 hours ago
ask a chronically ill person how we're doing, it's like, "great. i've got diarrhea and a migraine today, but ya know, pretty good."
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Axer Jenkins
@axerjenkins.bsky.social
about 24 hours ago
Sprouts have primal urges to punch their mutual friends. Sometimes they slap their backs. They stumble and trip all over the sidewalk but they don't even know their president facts
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
1 day ago
Thunder is loud but petty and lightning is quiet but extravagant. Set them up in the classic trenchcoat format and it's what a protective punchline would call "weather appropriate." This killed at the clothing in your foyer conference that got rained out and we just told jokes under an awning
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
1 day ago
I'm just... Not entirely convinced Kid Rock is sentient.
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@tomorrowx3.bsky.social
1 day ago
An automated voice on the Walgreens sound system asked for help in the “Pain and Sleep” department as the woman in front of me took out a bag of pennies to pay with. Our lives are layered symphonies.
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@tomorrowx3.bsky.social
1 day ago
Lyft driver going through it (subtly turned up “My Immortal”)
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@tomorrowx3.bsky.social
1 day ago
I almost asked someone working in the break room instead of his office if he was “working remotely 😉” But I wanted better for him. I want better for all of us.
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Astr0z0mbreez
@astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social
1 day ago
The day I find a strong Fijian around here Im leaving w my pets & becoming a citizen of Fiji where I’ll THRIVE. Throw me over ur shoulder when I’ve had 2 much kava in the Sun & take me back to our homey hut on aquamarine water... wherever u r babe I love you 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
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