Just saw a video that started with “can this illegal flashlight shine through a watermelon?” and then I thought about the hundreds of times I’ve needed to do that.
If fennel is a digestif and is the primary ingredient in this candy, then eating the whole bag will make me feel good. If you’re a doctor, please weigh in and validate my theory.
1990s : I’m up at 1AM because I’m building software that will make me a billionaire. I am powered by expensive illegal drugs.
Today: I am up at 1AM because I ran out of Claude tokens and I don’t want to spend $20. I have had 2 glasses of Chardonnay and need to go to bed.
Age old movie theory - spouse died but is not really dead. Shows up again, post new marriage. Unexplored area - polyamory. The movie is called “befreesome”
Beef is stupid expensive so my master plan is to meet a cow person and then be like hello please sell me some of your cow. I did however make a very nice flank tonight with homemade chimichurri.
The Hollywood narrative that you can’t go to the hospital if you have a gunshot wound that was acquired whilst doing something illicit is nonsense. I’ve done this a whole bunch and they’re always like “how did you get shot” and I’m like “toddler had a rifle.”