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- 📅 Updated 6 months ago
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Threats from an adolescent on a school morning
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Form an orderly line. It's time to la croix shame
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Everyone thinks they are smooth until they try to get in or out of a hammock
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I grew up thinking I would slay dragons for her, I would brave volcanos and carry her across mud puddles. Instead, I hold her purse and tolerate conversations about golf with her work friends. This is worse.
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Some guy in a tux is trying to cast a spell on the Orchestra
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I have been informed that this symphony concert does not have a mosh pit
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An assassin, but one that works for cake.
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While hiding this year's Easter candy from myself I found last year's Easter candy
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My kid: who ate my chips?
Me: Houdini
Kid: a magician who died almost a century ago walked into our house and ate my chips?
*lowering my eyes* Me: No, he's just an Escape GOAT
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My wife let me check her purse for cash, and I found the other half of the cobb salad she had for lunch. It was not the fistful of green I was looking for
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To the monsters who put commercials on streaming platforms: pick a volume
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If a friend starts dating someone that you don't like, and you are forced to give your opinion, you have 3 choices:
1. Say that they are your new bff
2. Frame them for murder
3. Leave the country, live under an assumed name
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Concerning if Literal:
Alice in Chains (let her go)
Bowling for Soup - (for gosh sake, just feed them)
Probably Fine:
Rage against the Machine (pretty sure It's about a printer)
Foo Fighters (didn't realize Foo's were a problem, thanks for your service)
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Non-metallic humanoid, logging on
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My kid can reach my snacks. Help
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I used to sneak my coworkers into the copy room to xerox their faces. Then I'd add the copies to a folder on my bosses desk labeled "Awesomeness"
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The best place to crop dust is the potpourrie section at hobby lobby
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Better not mess with my friends. I have weaponized my sarcasm
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You look like someone who organizes their bookshelf by color
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Interviewer: what would you say are your biggest flaws?
Me: sometimes, I have trouble reading a vibe and finishing what I
Interviewer:..
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Wanted: someone to rage-clean my house. I will provide the rage. Also, snacks
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I've known who let the dogs out this entire time. Next time, don't ask me in song form
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Saved you a donut
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Keep your relationship alive with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
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"Do more things that scare you"
[Fights panic attack as I try to make a phone call]
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