Dog Therapist

dog days are long but dog years are short

don’t forget to play today

don’t forget to play today

have you tried chasing your tail about it

wouldn't mind a verified account, but last time i was "verified," judge at dog show examined my bits to see if i was "intact." no thanks

there are two wolves inside of me. please check with your insurance company to confirm that the wolves are in-network participating providers

don’t forget to play today

what's all the fuss about being verified? isn't that where you get your bits snipped? no thanks, i might want a family someday

i somehow overbooked my afternoon client appointments, so i’m gonna lead an impromptu group therapy session — looking forward to the chaos

don’t forget to play today

not sure if it’s transference or countertransference when my clients and i exchange fleas with each other

don’t forget to play today

during our sessions, a tail wag by me could mean a nod of agreement but it could also mean you’ve divulged something so disturbing to me, that i’m just hoping to get out of there alive

don’t forget to play today

we listen and we don't judge. well okay, we may judge just a tinge

when i lick a client’s face if they cry during a session, please know it’s one part empathy and two parts enjoying a nice salty snack

we listen and we don't judge. well, okay we may judge a wee bit

every dog has their own reason for howling

don’t forget to play today

please don’t confuse me wagging my tail with approval or encouragement

don’t forget to play today

part of my initial evaluation of new clients is the sniff test

There in her place she did rejoice, Self-gather'd in her prophet-mind, But fragments of her mighty voice Came rolling on the wind. —Alfred, Lord Tennyson